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Do the robots or monsters win?
the scientists realize about halfway through
that the only way to beat the monsters is to suck their dicks as a calming mechanism. idris elba attempts to suck one of them manually but it proves fatal (this scene is really gross, he gets split in half like one of those animes). world governments come together to create a new special dick sucking robot, this is piloted by sons of anarchy and the asian girl. over time, as the monster's dicks are sucked one by one, an uneasy truce is established between the worlds. however, at the close of the movie, a researcher tapping into the minds of the monsters discovers that they are demanding rimjobs, and the technology for giant robot rimjobs is decades away from being realized, setting up the sequel.
 
the scientists realize about halfway through
that the only way to beat the monsters is to suck their dicks as a calming mechanism. idris elba attempts to suck one of them manually but it proves fatal (this scene is really gross, he gets split in half like one of those animes). world governments come together to create a new special dick sucking robot, this is piloted by sons of anarchy and the asian girl. over time, as the monster's dicks are sucked one by one, an uneasy truce is established between the worlds. however, at the close of the movie, a researcher tapping into the minds of the monsters discovers that they are demanding rimjobs, and the technology for giant robot rimjobs is decades away from being realized, setting up the sequel.

you have a gift with words my friend
 
So either I'm super eloquent when I'm drunk as shit, or I'm unintelligible when sober.

Because no one ever notices when I'm drunk as shit.

Like right now.
 
the scientists realize about halfway through
that the only way to beat the monsters is to suck their dicks as a calming mechanism. idris elba attempts to suck one of them manually but it proves fatal (this scene is really gross, he gets split in half like one of those animes). world governments come together to create a new special dick sucking robot, this is piloted by sons of anarchy and the asian girl. over time, as the monster's dicks are sucked one by one, an uneasy truce is established between the worlds. however, at the close of the movie, a researcher tapping into the minds of the monsters discovers that they are demanding rimjobs, and the technology for giant robot rimjobs is decades away from being realized, setting up the sequel.

Sigh, movies are so predictable these days.
 
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