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drunk thread again
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Jesus bro you haven't graduated high school yet?
To answer your question I'd say the person matters more than the location.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I've been out of high school for a while now. I'm just a loser who didnt plan for college while I was younger.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
All I'm seeing is opportunities but what stopped you from turning it into a success story.
I'm trying to grow mine right now. There are so many issues. At what point do you do something about your neckbeard? How do I use my skincare products with facial hair?
Bam Bam Baklava
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ohhh man I walked to the store to restock my liquor supply. the entire time like 4 different couples walked in and it was all smoking hot chicks with either a pear shaped loser or some skinny guy that looks like he was tweaking.
Then two girls walked in and both of them had thigh gaps for days and I know mac and lbceo will appreciate they were wearing APC and rag and bone. I tried to lay down some mack but it didn't happen.
so far it's looking like beard is not playing
Then two girls walked in and both of them had thigh gaps for days and I know mac and lbceo will appreciate they were wearing APC and rag and bone. I tried to lay down some mack but it didn't happen.
so far it's looking like beard is not playing
blame space
Banned
I just let the neckbeard grow and then brush it into a usable mass to style. I really need to trim tomorrow because evrrything's getting pretty unruly on my face.
That's me
Also, I can only grow hair on my chin and under my nose, but not on my septum or from sideburns to chin. And my chin/mustache hair is really nasty looking.
Nights, do you love on your own?
shadyspace
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Can you guys imagine what it must be like to not have an above average sized cock I can't
shadyspace
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that small cock thread was so goddamn depressing jesus
was it just riggs posting over and over again
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't know what this means. My penis is well above average though.
brianjones
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my dick is so huge
Bam Bam Baklava
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What constitutes huge. We need some numbers.
shadyspace
Banned
like over 7 is not being an embarrassment to the dude species territory
brianjones
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7? lmao
thought you were above average
thought you were above average
shadyspace
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I trying to be generous to the under 9ers
Do you live on your own?
stufte
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Read this thread for the lulz.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
I don't see how you thought of that reading my post but last time I checked yeah.
Because I'm the REAL horse detective.
shadyspace
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The sopranos makes getting away seem pretty damn easy
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
What crime are you trying to solve?
Illithid Dude
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my dick is like 7.25 but it could also be 6.25. my memory is an unreliable narrator.
restingly
I don't really sleep at night, im just sort of....not awake.
I also get night sweats when I sleep sober.
Horrible.
Illithid Dude
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they dont. that's why i'm always trolling drunk gaf at like six in the morning.
I've had some really fucked up dreams a few nights into not drinking.
Like really crazy shit I don't even want to remember.
brianjones
Member
your brain suppresses dreams when you drink and then if you stop they come flooding out
vivid shit
vivid shit
it's horrible
Everyone's a tough guy until my small dick's in your mouth.
Dick lies
So witty, keep it up.
shadyspace
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it's why I pass out comfortably at like 1am after a 12 pack and wake up bright and bushy at 10am whereas my sober girl sleeps til like 4 in the afternoon. Sober people are derelicts
I can do it.
Did I fuck your grand mother and pour sugar in your gas tank or something? Find someone else to fuck with Miguel.
Bam Bam Baklava
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damn you just can't catch a break these days huh
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