I would never post the selfies you send me bb
also, today I found out that in like in 5 months I'm having a girl. I probably won't be posting much now, since I will be occupied with the task of systematically murdering every male on the planet.
also, today I found out that in like in 5 months I'm having a girl. I probably won't be posting much now, since I will be occupied with the task of systematically murdering every male on the planet.
Why doesn't minus ever post a pic of his sister?
I'm finally getting a new bulb for my 60 inch. Haven't used it in like 6 months.
You wanna talk about some weak ass shit. I'm trying to make moves on this girl I met in the class and today she shows up and brings up how she met some guy and legit shows me a pic asking if I know him cause we went to the same HS.
I don't get how this can happen so often. It's like I'm in my own twisted version of the truman show over here.
You can actually die multiple times.YODO
Fuck catsYou can actually die multiple times.
See y'all in hell.I took it. Oh shit I'm gonna die
Take a bunch of tylenol PM then try to stay awake on it while you edge all nightI wish I had some pills to pop right now.
fuck man. The Red Sox got robbed again and I'm drinking heavily.
When will the gnomes stop????
Passion is a fleeting feeling. It's fragile like a baby bird. Sometimes the smallest things can be like a brick wall. Maybe it will happen again in some form or another. Whatever.Wait, weren't the Rays like a .500 team a few weeks ago?
The before/after pics in the fitness thread inspired me. So I tried to do a 1-1 recreation of a webcam pic I took when trying to look sexy for this chick. You know, to relieve the shame and see how my appearance changed.
The drive in my eyes are gone, replaced by utter complacency.
If I had to pick one person to never ever have to hang out with, that person might be Joe Rogan
Teshbrok.If I had to pick one person to never ever have to hang out with, that person might be Joe Rogan
At least some form of identification, if you're going for the ID with your actual face route.ah fuck, everyone I've talked to about getting a fake id says that I need a drivers license. gotta get my shit together.