Bam Bam Baklava
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How you gonna get laid with no car?
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How you gonna get laid with no car?
Tonight put some shit into perspective, that's for sure.
Mutes on suicide watch.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You grow up and everyone says people only like assholes and you see it first hand. So you work hard toward becoming the asshole and suddenly people dislike you for it.
Well I can't go back man it's not something you just reverse.
Well I can't go back man it's not something you just reverse.
Illithid Dude
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that's what bathrooms at parties are for
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Just got home. Man I have like, such a girl story but I'm so perturbed by it don't even want to unpack it into a post. It's just such a classic ephemeral affair.
Isnt' that what the bustop rain shields are for?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Around these parts if a girl finds out you got no ride she's not gonna give up her sugar walls. Not in the bathroom and not at the bus stop.
You're just aiming too high
Bam Bam Baklava
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nah bro if anything I'm aiming low. low as I can go.
luckyboyceo
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I don't see what a car has to do with getting laid. Obviously it helps logistically, but if she wants to have sex with you, what does she care if you took the bus over to her place?
Gameboys give me heart palpitations
beyond corny. not hot.
Depends on the city. NY, you dont need a car, downtown miami no car, ft lauderale car, silicon valley, car.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Nobody wants to have sex with some guy who just got off a bus. All that matters.
You guys just need to get an idea of the lifestyle here. It's brutal.
You guys just need to get an idea of the lifestyle here. It's brutal.
Illithid Dude
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fuck buses, I just guilt my friends into driving me around everywhere.
luckyboyceo
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Like I said, it helps, but there's no way having a car is absolutely necessary to get laid. If you're telling yourself that you're only making excuses.
Bam Bam Baklava
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If you got some seriously good looks or you're cool as fuck you can get away with some stuff.
luckyboyceo
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Cab to bar. Meet girl. Cab home. Profit.
No car.
No car.
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Dude there's nothing like the post concert BART ride back to Berkeley just before it closes. Mn, I'm feeling all in love and nostalgic just thinking about it. I can hear the screeching echoes right now. Fuck cars.
Illithid Dude
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or use uber. expensive as fuck but there's nothing like the feeling you get when being chauffeured around in a merc.
thezerofire
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Hendrick's makes some good gin. Really appreciating this.
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I just sneezed like 6 times and my cat was staring at me incredibly disapprovingly and the she sneezed. Lol.
luckyboyceo
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I'm in love.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Look at it this way. I got a car, a place, nice clothes, nice hair, tall average body (my only weakness not having a hot bod), decent looks, a laid back attitude, and I STILL get beat out by other guys regularly. Shit it just happened today.
All I'm saying is from what I've experienced you gotta be on your game. Before I had all those things I listed people gave me shit about it regularly.
All I'm saying is from what I've experienced you gotta be on your game. Before I had all those things I listed people gave me shit about it regularly.
Illithid Dude
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but do you have #swag?
brianjones
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where do you work
I saw Smashed, which someone posted about earlier today.
While i assume it was a feel good movie about getting sober (ive never done it), I can't help but get over the fact that they ignored the entire shitty physical period of getting sober (minus_me can back me up, cause ive tried it).
I could see the female actress stepping up to the part, she did well with all the other emotional stuff. She would have done great doing the DTs and the irritability.
Am I the only that one that interpreted the ending as her getting back together with her ex husband and falling back into being a couple of drunks? or am i that pessimistic.
I should also note that all I thought about was jtwo while they were riding bikes.
While i assume it was a feel good movie about getting sober (ive never done it), I can't help but get over the fact that they ignored the entire shitty physical period of getting sober (minus_me can back me up, cause ive tried it).
I could see the female actress stepping up to the part, she did well with all the other emotional stuff. She would have done great doing the DTs and the irritability.
Am I the only that one that interpreted the ending as her getting back together with her ex husband and falling back into being a couple of drunks? or am i that pessimistic.
I should also note that all I thought about was jtwo while they were riding bikes.
Bam Bam Baklava
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going to school but I do work for a publisher.
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I've never heard of this movie should I watch it?
chances are you aren't very friendly. possibly come off sort of cold and not as genuine as you think because of it.
i can be the same way.
then again i'm not particularly sure what i'm looking for atm.
i have friends so i don't think that's it.
i like new experiences though so i keep an open mind and try to be friendly and i end up meeting new people often because of it.
it's impossible to find the right qt though since i'm super particular that's what bothers me.
i'm looking for good photographs too .
ughhhh lol sorry ;_;
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'm doing my best.
Illithid Dude
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real talk here for a second
there's a girl who I consider my best female friend, and I know for a fact (she drunkenly told me) that she heavily lusts after me. should I hook up with her and risk making the friendship awkward, or keep her just as a friend?
there's a girl who I consider my best female friend, and I know for a fact (she drunkenly told me) that she heavily lusts after me. should I hook up with her and risk making the friendship awkward, or keep her just as a friend?
Bam Bam Baklava
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thezerofire
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while I'm on my appreciating stuff grind right now I'd like to say I appreciate Style Fox's Action Bronson avatar. good shit.
don't do it
sex is ez to get
just find somebody else you aren't friends with to have sex with
Illithid Dude
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I've confirmed that she wasn't drunk lying. Shit's as real as it gets.
luckyboyceo
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Go for it man. You're young, you might not even be friends in the future after college and all that. Might as well take it while you have the chance.
risk? dude, sex always makes relationships awkward.
Whether it ends up good or not, that's a different story.
Ah, youth.
The days of nothing really matters, but it feels like it does.
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I think people are sleeping.
I think style fox you're just overthinking it/overdoing it
I dont have many of those things
you could say im underdoing it, just whatever
sometimes I doze off and when I gain conciousness im getting laid, y'know
less effort and face creams, more just being a cool guy
I own 1 pair of jeans
where am I
I dont have many of those things
you could say im underdoing it, just whatever
sometimes I doze off and when I gain conciousness im getting laid, y'know
less effort and face creams, more just being a cool guy
I own 1 pair of jeans
where am I
Not Spaceghost
Spaceghost
GUYS IM IN THE OFFICE AND I TIHNK IM STILL DRUNK NOW NO ONE KNWOS BUT THEY MIGHT CATCH ON
SPACEGHOST OUT
SPACEGHOST OUT
freenudemacusers
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Bam Bam Baklava
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I've tried it both ways, underdo/overdo it's all the same. I think (._.) was right, none of it is genuine. Riggs was right man I'm fake as fuck.
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