drunk thread again

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Twotterific it's like 5 bucks or cheaper super nice
 
Snuffs we be friends for 3 months watcha get me for our anniversary?
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Yeah it was gnarly th one in your last post rights? Been busy listbjbg to anime guccie Pravda endless fantasy for some reason,
 
Remember in somewhere where he's too drunk to fuck that's me but too drunk to finish a movie
 
Ew I turn 26 soon and I just cried in front if my dad. Hello I'll take questions at 8, then well return to robot vs robot oh is this a car on my chest, vroom hello from Wisconsinite etc
 
Hi dad you look old now let me break down into tears and then say I'm fine whats your favorite pokemon btw
 
yall ever notice the smug ass fucker on the fresh step box that cat just took a giant shit yall and youre gonna clean it up
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that cat is also smelling its own shit and loving it
 
but seriously im not the only one who is lke "damn youre oooooolllldddd" everytime i see my parents. my mom was born in 1950;
 
its the teeeth. they laugh and you see their fillings.
 
I hate doing laundry.

Closet mocks me for like a week before I clear some clothes. All I see are these clean clothes hanging up staring at me in the morning, flooding my brain with memories from everytime I've worn any one of them. So much anxiety.

Probably explains why I never hang them up and just pull them from the hamper.
 
jtwo you lookin good. dont come to uruguay you'll steal my chicks

also they announced today that when weed starts being legally sold it's gonna be $2.5 a gram

woot
 
Y'all ever listen to gorillaz? That last album was dope.

The Gorillaz are my favorite group and the last album was beyond dope. Fucking incredible. The Snake in Dallas, Amarillo and HillBilly Man are just perfect.

The Fall > Plastic Beach anyday
 
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