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[AcridMeat]

imagine trying to satisfy a girl with your penis when she's used to being foot banged.

she won't know the difference with me

 

[ZeroRay]

I'm hungry.

Popeyes sounds good, but it will probably kill me since my stomach nearly combusted last night.

 

[kehs]

so hiccups


fuck them

 

[brianjones]

so hiccups


fuck them

i junst finished chugging a beer before going to bed the other night and it took me like 15 minutes to get rid of the hiccups

i was like fuck off i just wanna go to sleeeeep

 

[coldvein]

illithid, have you ever fisted a chick before?

i only seriously tried once, got really close, failed.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

ill is too you know anything about that fist lifestyle.

 

[freenudemacusers]

be careful with fisting, that's how girls get pregnant sometimes

 

[kehs]

be careful with fisting, that's how girls get pregnant sometimes

only if you dont wash between fisting urethras

 

[Surface of Me]

only if you dont wash between fisting urethras

Successfully fisting Hank Hill's urethra is like winning the fisting olympics.

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm so bored I might die

 

[Gvaz]

2 beers down

debating writing the outline of my new scifi story i just started brainstorming

can't say i actually want to though, i want to either play divinity 2 or risen but i can't fucking decide

or sonic racing

 

[EloquentM]

I hope minus is doing well

 

[Snuggles]

I hope minus is doing well

I'm worried. Have you tried texting him?

 

[ZeroRay]

Minus, post if you're OK.

 

[Snuggles]

Minus, post if you're OK.

Don't make it weird.

 

[AcridMeat]

He hasn't been as passionate of a lover since Friday. I'm worried too.

 

[Gvaz]

i should probably not drink vodka it just makes me weird

 

[Surface of Me]

i should probably not drink vodka it just makes me weird

I love Vodka too much. That is my relationship with Vodka.

And with Rum.

 

[Kwixotik]

i should probably not drink vodka it just makes me weird

Same here. I act a fool 100% of the time vodka is involved. I don't drink it anymore.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Anyone heard from kaskade or wool?

 

[Surface of Me]

Anyone heard from kaskade or wool?

Everytime we touch.

 

[Gvaz]

Whiskey is my woman and im just cheating right now with strawberry? raspberry vodka

 

[(._.)]

whats the tinychat pw?

 

[Gvaz]

we have a tiny chat??

 

[Kwixotik]

I have to get out of the South

 

[Horse Detective]

I have to get out of the South

christ man me too.

 

[Surface of Me]

Me three

Where in the south you guys at

 

[luckyboyceo]

I spent a week in Mississippi and hooked up with this smoking hot black chick. I have fond memories of the south.

 

[Kwixotik]

I'm in Kentucky. So close, but so far.

Workplace banter consists of friendly jokes about one another's Christian denomination.

 

[Horse Detective]

the sinkhole part

 

[freenudemacusers]

I like living in the boonies, kinda.

 

[EloquentM]

I like living in the boobies

 

[EloquentM]

I "relapsed". Don't worry though, I'm not that drunk =}

 

[coldvein]

I spent a week in Mississippi and hooked up with this smoking hot black chick. I have fond memories of the south.

you son of a bitch!

 

[EloquentM]

I spent a week in Mississippi and hooked up with this smoking hot black chick. I have fond memories of the south.

Well damn.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

i just woke up buzzed as hell.....

 

[AcridMeat]

I woke up feeling hungover and I didn't drink last night. Off to see Pacific Rim now.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I just realized I never made it with an ebony princess. I wonder if I can get a hall pass.

 

[EloquentM]

I just realized I never made it with an ebony princess. I wonder if I can get a hall pass.

Suggest an interracial threesome? Or do you guys have any attractive friends that are black and swingers?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Actually we do have a friend-couple who are both black and open but that would just be weird as fuck lol.

I also don't want to be outclassed by a bbc. #whitepeopleproblems

 

[Snuggles]

Actually we do have a friend-couple who are both black and open but that would just be weird as fuck lol.

I also don't want to be outclassed by a bbc. #whitepeopleproblems

Who says the bbc would have to be for her?

 

[ZeroRay]

"You can't fail who you are"

- Virtual Assessment lady on job application test I'm taking

 

[ZeroRay]

Now it's asking me how much money and illegal drugs I took at work.

 

[coldvein]

im going to be on tinychat for the next 30 minutes, come see me bitches.

 

[Snuggles]

Now it's asking me how much money and illegal drugs I took at work.

Hopefully they don't do lie detectors.

Almost dead broke so I got a bunch of natty daddies. They're 8% and only 99 cents. It's getting bleak.

 

[brianjones]

Hopefully they don't do lie detectors.

Almost dead broke so I got a bunch of natty daddies. They're 8% and only 99 cents. It's getting bleak.

thanks obama

 

[EloquentM]

Hopefully they don't do lie detectors.

Almost dead broke so I got a bunch of natty daddies. They're 8% and only 99 cents. It's getting bleak.

I thought you had cash.

 

[EloquentM]

Jtwo, do you live in Idaho?
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=651327

 

[coldvein]

obama sux

 

[Snuggles]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ic7CeQTsCM0