drunk thread again
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900-1200, I get all rights to the tapes though.
idrinkalone
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On to white russians. Black out mode engaged.
ill only do it if Mac joins.
freenudemacusers
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these were my favorite in college, cup of whole milk with a helping of kahlua and vodka... the ratio would eventually end up as a splash of milk and a cup of everything else.
If I were single I would. Not even lying. Seriously. This is my serious face.
Probably pay more for this.
Just skip ahead to Blind Russians. Trust me.
freenudemacusers
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I want to time travel back to my younger self and tell him about this.
Missed you peeps also. Nice to just relax and chat.
Glad to see consensus on this.
Oh hey it's Friday night, I guess I'm gonna go buy some beer and snacks
-go outside, mom took my car to go to a concert
-get in the other car, low fuel, can't afford gas so I guess no beer and snacks
-locked myself out of my house
-finally get back in, decide to go for some sparkling water and grape juice
-after I pull that stuff out of the fridge, a delicately balanced pizza box full of delicious pizza falls just right to release all of the pizza onto my fucking floor
I hate everything, 0/10, worst Friday night
-go outside, mom took my car to go to a concert
-get in the other car, low fuel, can't afford gas so I guess no beer and snacks
-locked myself out of my house
-finally get back in, decide to go for some sparkling water and grape juice
-after I pull that stuff out of the fridge, a delicately balanced pizza box full of delicious pizza falls just right to release all of the pizza onto my fucking floor
I hate everything, 0/10, worst Friday night
I got you cop
idrinkalone
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amazing!
freenudemacusers
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Pizza on the floor. I clutched my heart when I read that. My worst pizza accident is getting really drunk at a nearby bar, getting in a dumb argument with a friend, walking back home pissy, stumbling into a domino's and buying a medium something, and promptly falling into a bush outside the place, dropping all of my pizza on the dirt. Pretty sure I went home and cried into my pillow.
freenudemacusers
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where is that
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
I was going to post about how my friday was sucking.
But then I saw Kwixotik's pizza tragedy, and now I feel kind of silly.
This is a problem for me. I chain smoke while drinking, feellssss sooo goooddd.
One time I smoked 10 cigs in one night. 6 of mine, 4 bummed.
But then I saw Kwixotik's pizza tragedy, and now I feel kind of silly.
This is a problem for me. I chain smoke while drinking, feellssss sooo goooddd.
One time I smoked 10 cigs in one night. 6 of mine, 4 bummed.
freenudemacusers
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never forget
I'm two down in like ten minutes.
Bayside? Haven't been there in ages.
freenudemacusers
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I only rarely smoke when I drink, like once every couple years, but my god I turn into a furnace that can only run on nicotine when I do. I sucked down about half a pack of cloves* the last time I did it.
*pls no laughing I love cloves
*pls no laughing I love cloves
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Sounds like me. I'll usually go out for one, but end up smoking more. I only have two left right now though. We'll see if I jones so bad that I walk 5 minutes to the CVS and pay $2 more than I do usually for a pack.
I usually do.
Bro.
I love cloves.
Other side of the venecian. I was over there last sunday getting fucking ripped at sharkeys.
you guys gotta get on tc i need some drunk people to talk to
I like to smoke when drinking, but I told myself I'd never buy a pack of cigarettes. I bought a pack a few years ago cause I was hanging with this girl who destroyed me. Then I bought another pack about a month ago. I still have it, cigs so stale it's like checkmate, but fuck it, I'm gonna finish these and then I wont buy another pack.
I hope
I thought your endgame was to throw up your guts.
freenudemacusers
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that makes me feel better, my friends always made fun of me for liking cloves. ;____;
idrinkalone
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you guys here dat new britney song?!
You picking anyone up tonight?
Dog I had some Kraken earlier with my gf and we are feeling very wavy. Push came to shove and i end up giving her this dick. But lemme throe a curveballbecause I wore her out and she saying she sore and shit. Now she not trying to let me bust this nut. My dick harder than a scripts spelling bee for a dyslexic kid and she in here not een trying to let me put it against her butt while she sleeping.
brianjones
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damn
freenudemacusers
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god tier post
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Deleted member 22576
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You guys should play gone home because it'll make you go oh man wow
I can't belive im up right now and drinking
is gone home a drunk simulator cause if its this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsSxYDmPx8 then it is, that's like me every night
is gone home a drunk simulator cause if its this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsSxYDmPx8 then it is, that's like me every night
D
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I'm smoking a strain of pot called kings bread and its made me feel fat and bloated all day
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