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[freenudemacusers]

bread makes you fat

 

[kehs]

mac, can you help me get my android working on my air

i was trying to move some stuff over and like nothing worked

 

[EloquentM]

String cheese is delicious.

 

[Horse Detective]

String cheese is delicious.

What do you drink with your string cheese?

 

[Bagerk]

Try:

chug tabasco

drop a shot of herseys syrup into a solo cup of shit beer

chug

Alrighty, chugging the tobasco, next step...

 

[EloquentM]

What do you drink with your string cheese?

Winezzz

 

[Horse Detective]

Winezzz

Neat.

 

[Bagerk]

Was supposed to spend the day in the office working on my 100 lot subdivision development application but my team was playing just down the road to win the minor premiership...

So I spent my day drinking in the sun.

 

[EloquentM]

What do you even do bagerk?

 

[Bagerk]

What do you even do bagerk?

hahaha...

I'm a surveyor who specialises in drinking and drugs.

 

[EloquentM]

This is gooooood

 

[Bagerk]

Ahhhh Australia v New Zealand in the rugby. The greatest rivalry that most of the world misses out on. I expect us to get smashed though.


If you are drunk and bored, as you should be in this thread, I suggest you find a stream.

 

[Horse Detective]

Fruity/sweet drinks are so gross.

 

[EloquentM]

Fruity/sweet drinks are so gross.

That's why

Reds > whites > dessert wines (barf).

Sugar plus liquor es no bueno.

 

[Horse Detective]

That's why

Reds > whites > dessert wines (barf).

Sugar plus liquor es no bueno.

See I like wines, and bitter/crisp cocktails.

Red wine is delicious.

 

[EloquentM]

See I like wines, and bitter/crisp cocktails.

Red wine is delicious.

When it comes to liquor bitter is always better, I say.

 

[kehs]

is it wrong to have a crush on another gaffer?

 

[Horse Detective]

is it wrong to have a crush on another gaffer?

I would be a hypocrite if I said yes.

 

[Kentpaul]

is it wrong to have a crush on another gaffer?

I don't know i was that handsome

 

[EloquentM]

is it wrong to have a crush on another gaffer?

Noooooope. Just be weary. If something brews don't pursue if you can never meet

Spoiler

quite often irl

.

 

[Mr.Fresh]

Drunk GAF Im drunk as hell after the worst night ever. Well I'm gettin drunk. It's 6:37 am and I gotta work in 12 hours and haven't slept yet.

 

[kehs]

I would be a hypocrite if I said yes.

I don't know i was that handsome

Noooooope. Just be weary. If something brews don't pursue if you can never meet

Spoiler

quite often irl

.

Sorry guys, you were all one night stands.





/heartbreaker

 

[Riggs]

Dog I had some Kraken earlier with my gf and we are feeling very wavy. Push came to shove and i end up giving her this dick. But lemme throe a curveballbecause I wore her out and she saying she sore and shit. Now she not trying to let me bust this nut. My dick harder than a scripts spelling bee for a dyslexic kid and she in here not een trying to let me put it against her butt while she sleeping.

O dog wouldn't play these games.

 

[kehs]

its eight am and I'm out of booze

=(

 

[Illithid Dude]

this girl i know got a nose job, a chin thing, and a facelift. why would you even need a facelift at 18?

oh, and coke and rum

 

[Bagerk]

goddamn I love a good chin thing...

 

[kehs]

does anyone else listen to a song, they absolutely love, non stop? Like, on constant repeat, just learning every drum, every chord, every word of the lyris.


I can't stop doing this.

 

[Illithid Dude]

does anyone else listen to a song, they absolutely love, non stop? Like, on constant repeat, just learning every drum, every chord, every word of the lyris.


I can't stop doing this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzaVZYg0Fdw

my jam

 

[Riggs]

Ya sometimes cop, bro eat something! Not good to be drinkin still.

 

[kehs]

i ate taco bell son, that's protein, carbs, sodium, and a little bit of cheese.

wholesome

 

[kehs]

by the way this is what im listenining to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

until i read the lyrics it seemed like a pleasent song.

 

[Illithid Dude]

that song is so, like, early 2013 cawp

 

[kehs]

It's not early 2013 anymore?

 

[OG Loc]

Now my girlfriend has her new roommates moving in and they're loud as fuck. Goddamn.

 

[Kentpaul]

just bought some booze because the happy hardcore thread made me wanna party

 

[Bagerk]

just bought some booze because the happy hardcore thread made me wanna party

There is a happy hardcore thread!? Pretty sure Darren Styles is playing here soonish...I really should go.

 

[Kentpaul]

There is a happy hardcore thread!? Pretty sure Darren Styles is playing here soonish...I really should go.

You should bro, Are you into drugs ?

 

[Bagerk]

You should bro, Are you into drugs ?

I just expressed interest in happy hardcore, interest in drugs is implied.

 

[Snuggles]

I got destroyed last night but today is gonna destroy me even harder.

 

[kehs]

About to go to get some wings aw shit yea


I woke up still drunk aw shit yea



Shit yea

 

[idrinkalone]

what a beautiful day to get drunk.

 

[Snuggles]

I almost brawled the father of the bride. If she didn't break it up it would have been epic as fuck. We were fireside too. He was angry drunk but I was just into it for kicks.

So I think I'm having a kid today. Damn.

 

[Kentpaul]

I almost brawled the father of the bride. If she didn't break it up it would have been epic as fuck. We were fireside too. He was angry drunk but I was just into it for kicks.

So I think I'm having a kid today. Damn.

Shoulda bro, Nothing more awesome than a drunken fight

 

[EloquentM]

I almost brawled the father of the bride. If she didn't break it up it would have been epic as fuck. We were fireside too. He was angry drunk but I was just into it for kicks.

So I think I'm having a kid today. Damn.

It's already been 9 months? Well fuck

 

[Minus_Me]

I almost brawled the father of the bride. If she didn't break it up it would have been epic as fuck. We were fireside too. He was angry drunk but I was just into it for kicks.

So I think I'm having a kid today. Damn.

Congrats dude!

 

[kehs]

I almost brawled the father of the bride. If she didn't break it up it would have been epic as fuck. We were fireside too. He was angry drunk but I was just into it for kicks.

So I think I'm having a kid today. Damn.

Holy shit snuggs is awesome.

 

[ZeroRay]

Snuggler man, congrats!

You's a daddy now.

 

[Snuggles]

Dog I had some Kraken earlier with my gf and we are feeling very wavy. Push came to shove and i end up giving her this dick. But lemme throe a curveballbecause I wore her out and she saying she sore and shit. Now she not trying to let me bust this nut. My dick harder than a scripts spelling bee for a dyslexic kid and she in here not een trying to let me put it against her butt while she sleeping.

How did I miss this post

 

[AcridMeat]

This isn't secretly your wedding is it snuggler?

 

[Snuggles]

This isn't secretly your wedding is it snuggler?

No, I'm going to die alone.