that beard, you cant help ti
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that beard, you cant help ti
freenudemacusers
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fuck you
real talk
real talk
Did your lady let you touch her and stuff. You know in the way we guys like to toucnh teh women
freenudemacusers
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fuck you too
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
I also like mac.
Are you in a gang? Can I be in it?
Man nope. Talked my way out of the pussy because we didn't agree on the best Cash Money song and because I always gotta be right according to her. I think she been getting that outside dick. That outside dick make them hoes sick.
You down for the bleed?
Tokubetsu
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Congrats?
luckyboyceo
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TC after dark is fucking weird nowadays. There are two people masturbating on cam at this moment. I'm putting my money on Toobrak x2.
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Aw man so I made tikka masala, which is sorta like my specialty. My specialty in that its one the dish I've dedicated myself to getting fucking amazing at cooking. So I'm at the store buyin stuff and the kinda cute/kinda ugly cashier girl whos perfectly symmetrical face but atypical features were hedging towards the cute side today was very impressed. She got all flustered and was like "wow you make your own masala sauce?" im drunk and listening to teengirl fantasy play a live set so I say "yeah im kinda practicing on the internet, etc" and she goes "i had to ring up the spices to make sure, i usually buy the premade box stuff but ive never made it from scratch, you have to bring your recipe by for me" i then go "oh i have my shopping list, but its all crossed off" and she goes "no, just bring by the recipe" and I'm like (to myself) "im so gonna do that and write my phone number on the back"
food was epic, I passed the fuck out after eating and didnt clean the kitchen up until just now
food was epic, I passed the fuck out after eating and didnt clean the kitchen up until just now
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The last time I ate mcdonalds was like in 2009 after being up all night doing cocaine. I bought some new special angus burger and two orders of fries and then bought 3 tallboys and came home and watched pokemon on tv while wanting to die.
i can count the number of times ive done cocaine on my both hands and feet. seriously under twenty
cocaine
I'v never had a proper session on cocaine, More like a random line here and there when i have been drunk.
But damn man i don't know how anyone can go a week without getting a mcdonalds. Granted i stay in scotland we really don't have much choice in fast food but shit bro macdee's hits the spot every single time.
Plane double cheese burger with the fries added to the burger - Check.
Chicken mayo - Check
Small cola - Check
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Ah, well out here in fancytown we have a thing called in'n out thats basically like mcdonalds but super religoius and they let you watch the food be made in the drive through seriously they have giant windows in the drive through so you can see all the cooks scramble around. I probably eat it like once a week.
that small cola sounds so good right now. i LOOOOOVE soda. its like liquid candy
that small cola sounds so good right now. i LOOOOOVE soda. its like liquid candy
Eww i hate getting a glance of the sweaty teenagers who make my fast food, their not exactly master chef lookers. An in and out has opened in London so slowly but surly it should reach Scotland in the next decade. I'm hungry as shit right now.
Soda with fast food is great, Washing down all the liquid fat and salt from your mouth. Good times.
My weed dealer stays near the mcdonalds i will be going to, WIN/WIN/WIN
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Dude I've got some fucking excellent weed right now. Its a strain called "kings bread" Its a super upper sativa that gives me a mean appetite when I smoke it. I love pot so much, kent. Sometimes you just smoke pot and look out the window and feel like youd never want to be any where else.
Really? I had no idea in/n out was opening internationally, youve gotta get the animal style fries. The basically just fry onions with mustard and then melt cheese all over your fries and then douse them in special sauce and top it in onions. and if you look at the cashier girl just right sometimes you get a squirt of hotsauce right in the center. and ask for peppers. they have single serving prepackaged peppercinis just to munch on.
Really? I had no idea in/n out was opening internationally, youve gotta get the animal style fries. The basically just fry onions with mustard and then melt cheese all over your fries and then douse them in special sauce and top it in onions. and if you look at the cashier girl just right sometimes you get a squirt of hotsauce right in the center. and ask for peppers. they have single serving prepackaged peppercinis just to munch on.
SecretMoblin
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bread makes you fat
It looks like someone's just trying to fake the brand name but its official. Yeah man once you get a really good weed source life turns fucking great, Just doing stuff around the house in bliss is the way forward. Drinking feels so shit.
But of course alcohol is boss for social events. I'm just past drinking in the house. Apart from yesterday i did have some strongbow in the house and was left feeling bored and empty once i finished it praying for weed.
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Aw yeah, being bored and drunk is such a shitty feeling.
Yeah, I actually do not have my medical card but my best friend does so I'm kind of at his whim and just tag along when he goes to the pot store. Having a huge stash of pot makes everything in live so much more easy. I like to just keep an ounce in a jar and let it get used over the course of like a month. I could make an ounce last probably 3 months If I really wanted to. But my dude has been busy working lately. He works at the hospital drawing blood and last week they had a trauma patient who died on the table but the EMTs kept him alive for 45 minutes trying to jump start his body. Anyway CPR is SUPER tiring supposedly so my friend came in to do a draw and saw two guys trading off and offered to help... well they accepted his offer so he ended up doing CPR on a deadish guy while the guys spouse was crying and holding the guys hand. He said he could feel his ribs just cracking under the force. The guy ended up dying after like 40 minutes.
Man, he was super broken up about it. He said he was already considering a different career, which is crazy to me because hes spent like over a year trying to get this job. I know Acid08 is trying to get the same job too.
Yeah, I actually do not have my medical card but my best friend does so I'm kind of at his whim and just tag along when he goes to the pot store. Having a huge stash of pot makes everything in live so much more easy. I like to just keep an ounce in a jar and let it get used over the course of like a month. I could make an ounce last probably 3 months If I really wanted to. But my dude has been busy working lately. He works at the hospital drawing blood and last week they had a trauma patient who died on the table but the EMTs kept him alive for 45 minutes trying to jump start his body. Anyway CPR is SUPER tiring supposedly so my friend came in to do a draw and saw two guys trading off and offered to help... well they accepted his offer so he ended up doing CPR on a deadish guy while the guys spouse was crying and holding the guys hand. He said he could feel his ribs just cracking under the force. The guy ended up dying after like 40 minutes.
Man, he was super broken up about it. He said he was already considering a different career, which is crazy to me because hes spent like over a year trying to get this job. I know Acid08 is trying to get the same job too.
The worse thing is he smokes weed, so his high's will be wasted just going over all the horrible shit he see's at work
Fuck that shit man new career ASAP
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Naw man the guy plays dark souls and hangs out with his daughter all the time. His highs are spent watching adventure time and eating off the same plate as a three year old.
his wife is hella fine too
I have a hard time seeing a funeral car going past me with a box in the back
Yo boy must be strong bro.
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I have a hard time seeing a funeral car going past me with a box in the back
Dude yeah hes an emotionless asshole.
So what time is it in scotland. Its 4am here. I fell asleep around 11 and slept for five hours but now I'm drnking a beer. Just smoked a cigarette and now I can feel my entire circulatory system struggling.
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I'm issuing a press release regarding the announcement of my company's new game. Its untitled currently, but internal sources report its known as "hyper-bole" around the office. Much discussion revolves around whether or not to ad a an ornamentation to the E. Ok, now the screen is moving. I'm typing this listening Hotline Miami in the backround at the tutorial with the ambient fuckery and its waving the screen. hi hi. im gonna get eggs benedict. theres a fancy restaurant with a suchef called violas http://www.violapastryboutique.com/, im gonna try to call in. but suspect they wont do it, so im gonna walk to the liqour store with my klean kanteen with its special metal D ring cap that was 11 extra dollars and fill it with liqour and coffee and then im gonna ask for eggs benedict to go and come home and sit at the computer
Chill sunday morn. Blazin and sharpening my machete. That shing shing sound is so satisfying. I found a overgrown hiking path and I'm gonna attack that shit today. It's by some cliffs too so maybe I'll tumble off into the river and die a true hero's death.
Yesterday was an emotional rollercoaster but I came out feeling at peace. It's nice.
Yesterday was an emotional rollercoaster but I came out feeling at peace. It's nice.
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woot woot good mornin snuggs. You eatin corn pops or what
Bam Bam Baklava
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That's a straight up gangster breakfast.
freenudemacusers
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how is the baby
He's fine, how are you?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Is 16 units in a semester too much?
freenudemacusers
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Good, made sweet love a few ago.
I did it a couple of times. Less fun but manageable.
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No way I love that movie.
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Well this is just great.
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