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[AcridMeat]

Drank majority of the afternoon, taking break for some pizza and sharks, then back on the beer shift tonight. Pray for mojo.

 

[GoodMorning]

Opened a bottle of red from a local vineyard.. Shouldn't have, but I'll drink anything at this point. Scotch later

 

[coldvein]

absolute drunken mayhem in missoula last night. hooooboy

 

[freenudemacusers]

absolute drunken mayhem in missoula last night. hooooboy

shiiit one of these days we should meet up there.

in other news, some dude I know in the air force knocked up some rando townie ho. this is what happens when you sleep around and bust raw nuts in girls lol.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

shiiit one of these days we should meet up there.

in other news, some dude I know in the air force knocked up some rando townie ho. this is what happens when you sleep around and bust raw nuts in girls lol.

Why would you have sex with someone from Montana?

 

[freenudemacusers]

hahahahahahhahahahaha


hahahahahahahha

dude


hahahahahah

this guy


hahahaha

is in

NORTH DAKOTA

edit: let me give you an example of a typical night for this guy. we went to bismarck nd for a weekend (because there are actually worse places in north dakota), and he hooked up with two different girls on the same night. Went in raw with both. did not pull out. I kinda wound down my relationship with him after that, was kinda gross lol.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

God help us all.

 

[coldvein]

shiiit one of these days we should meet up there.

fsho dude.

it was a helluva night. original plan was just to "get a beer" with one of my exes .. went to this brewery that is new since ive been gone, good stuff. then went to one of my old college bar spots, drank a few summer honeys. then posted up at this kinda hipster dive where back in the day i became a full fledged alcoholic. shit was magical. all my songs on the jukebox, all the old homies showing up and buying shots, my old bartenders giving me drinks .. kinda blacked out for a while .. ended up in a gas station drunk as fuck asking the clerk to call me a cab

 

[ZeroRay]

I gotta visit you bitches in the NW one of these days.

Also goat meat is the best meat. If you cook that shit right, got damn.

 

[AcridMeat]

I love you vein.

 

[Tribes of Trusty]

Tonight (this morning ?) I'm drunk and I feel really shitty. Not physically shitty, but morally/emotionnally shitty. Like dark thoughts and whatever.

I think I'll stop :/

 

[ZeroRay]

Sharks won one, congrats Acrid.

(I don't know shit about hockey)

 

[thefit]

This man can't handle his daiquiris.

 

[Snuggles]

what is that thing

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

whatever it is it hasn't seen sunlight in a long time.

 

[coldvein]

what is that thing

a young man struggling to find his identity.

 

[Horse Detective]

Balddemon wanted me to let you guys know:

"will you let them know i got laid twice by the same chick on thursday that i met on wed my first day at work and went in raw twice so i've probably got a baby and herpes. depending on the baby situation i might not be back, ever. "

 

[brianjones]

balddemon indeed

RIGHT? LOL

 

[Snuggles]

He probably got AIDs too.

 

[EloquentM]

God dammit bald.

 

[freenudemacusers]

a new incurable strain

 

[ZeroRay]

I don't think his insurance will cover any treatment either.

Let's start the funeral preps then.

 

[Snuggles]

We'll have to incinerate his body to destroy the AIDs

 

[EloquentM]

Only thing left in the ashes will be th rods and screws in his ankle.....man, The struggle in this boys life is real.

 

[AcridMeat]

As his body falls to ash, his robot leg will be giving a thumbs up.

 

[Riggs]

Babies

 

[Snuggles]

Dan, what did you get on the Dominos pie tonight?

 

[EloquentM]

Vodka agaib

 

[Minus_Me]

Shake Shack in NYC is godly.

 

[EloquentM]

Marry me minus

 

[Minus_Me]

Only if you buy me burgers forever.

 

[EloquentM]

Only if you buy me burgers forever.

I doubt you've been to Cali but prepare to enjoy in&out forever.

 

[Minus_Me]

I have In and Out when I head to Vegas. Love the hell out of the burgers. Hell I'm even well acquainted with the secret menu.

 

[EloquentM]

I have In and Out when I head to Vegas. Love the hell out of the burgers. Hell I'm even well acquainted with the secret menu.

Wowzers. How can you stand that city?

 

[Minus_Me]

I go for a trade show. Vegas lost its charm for me a long time ago, but I still enjoy gambling.

 

[lightus]

This man can't handle his daiquiris.

lool

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Oh man, this is bad, I just woke up and it's 12am.

 

[EloquentM]

I go for a trade show. Vegas lost its charm for me a long time ago, but I still enjoy gambling.

I've gambled once. It was cool. Fuck Vegas get money.

lool

Eggman is that dude

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Y'all wanna play doom?

 

[EloquentM]

I'm finna to get more vodka. Man I wanna fuck this one Panamanian chick. Gonna lay my game down. Stay tuned.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Any of you beefcakes wanna help me move?

 

[lightus]

fuck naw

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You think you're a beefcake? You got about as much meat as a vegetarian combo.

 

[brianjones]

can't tomorrow ill probably be lifting if not getting it in

 

[lightus]

You think you're a beefcake? You got about as much meat as a vegetarian combo.

I got extra tofu thnx.

 

[EloquentM]

You think you're a beefcake? You got about as much meat as a vegetarian combo.

Wait you live here don't you?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Here is a relative term. Here could be a physical location or it could more vague. Like I'm here in your heart and mind.

 

[EloquentM]

You're here in Southern California, right?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I was there in the past.

 

[EloquentM]

I see. Then no, I cannot help you move.