drunk thread again

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If I could have anything it would be to live In the perpetual early nineties depicted in hackers.

I need a handle, man.
 
I'm always watching hackers.
Anyway where you been acid?
 
I'm going to buy a kinect. Omgggggg next gen is here!!!!
 
I got tore up at a wedding last night and of course lost my fucking sunglasses..and man did I need those things this morning going to brunch.

need to stop buying ray bans and stick with cheap pairs since this like a yearly occurrence for me now

any who, I'm getting drunk again now!
 
I feel like suuuuch a fucking asshole right now. Jesus Christ.
I tried to text this girl I had a one night stand with in November and she won the battle. Now I feel like literally the worst person who has ever lived.
 
Man someone tell me why I agreed to host this BBQ. Don't matter though. Gonna be drunk in flirting in an hour or so expect some more retarded posts from me.
 
BBQs are sick bro.


I saw the hottest mom driving an 80s Honda. She was like Persian or middle eastern and was wearing a neon tank top and sunglasses. She had a lip piercing right in the center if her bottom lip. I did no less than 3 double takes as I crossed the street, but I saw a kid in a car seat behind her. That kid gets to suck on her boobs. >:'(
 
Yeah the first girl I ever made out with was Persian, it was like a day after 911 and her mom wouldn't let her go out doors because she was paranoid someone would commit a hate crime. We just snuggled up and watch MTV, which was showing the CNN feed instead of total request live. I smooched her so good.
 
Ended up messing with this black chick. Man, ain't nobody here can handle their liquor. I need to roll with y'all in real life. My homeboy was telling everyone I was an alcoholic. Chick still didn't give two fucks lol.
 
i dont get why more gaffers dont smoke, eat fatty foods and drink booze, our dear leader evilore does it all and travels the world having a great time
 
Drank a bunch of malt liquor last night in such a short amount of time, pretty much one of the best nights ever.

Apparently I was really loud.
 
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