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[brianjones]

you should top it off with some of those ashes

 

[idrinkalone]

you should top it off with some of those ashes

They're not there for decoration buddy.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

wait, you marinaded a hot dog?? recipe bro

 

[idrinkalone]

wait, you marinaded a hot dog?? recipe bro

I used a lot of special spices and oils. Most are illegal in 45 states. No one will ever guess my secret marinade.

 

[ZeroRay]

Are one of the oils burger grease?

 

[idrinkalone]

Are one of the oils burger grease?

Close. Ill give away a few ingredients. I render down elk fat and use a hint of muskrat oil.
Not too much though. Don't want to overpower the beaver sauce. Oops gave away another ingredient.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

and

 

[idrinkalone]

and

That was for my salad I was making.

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

lol damn

 

[Snuggles]

Close. Ill give away a few ingredients. I render down elk fat and use a hint of muskrat oil.
Not too much though. Don't want to overpower the beaver sauce. Oops gave away another ingredient.

Nice. I'll have to try that, I have all this muskrat oil but no idea what to use it with.

 

[idrinkalone]

Nice. I'll have to try that, I have all this muskrat oil but no idea what to use it with.

next time you cook up raccoon try it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

this thread is gross man.

 

[luckyboyceo]

What in the fuck are y'all doing putting mayonnaise on a hot dog?

 

[J. Bravo]

Getting a good squat sesh in then probably getting drunk. Probably.

 

[Kentpaul]

Dp

 

[Photon]

What in the fuck are y'all doing putting mayonnaise on a hot dog?

Seriously, mayonnaise is for drinking only.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I asked for ketchup, I'm eating salad here.

 

[SecretMoblin]

it's a gutter wine and hawken kinda night

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

5 homemade moscow mules....fucking awesome

 

[idrinkalone]

Got a bj from a girl that banged my bother. That's what he gets from starting manning in the league.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

Got a bj from a girl that banged my bother. That's what he gets from starting manning in the league.

Wat

 

[Surface of Me]

Got a bj from a girl that banged my bother. That's what he gets from starting manning in the league.

so you're eskimo brothers with your actual brother?

gross

 

[idrinkalone]

i didnt kiss her. get over it.. she drank pinot noir at the bar.. who the f drinks that?

 

[Surface of Me]

i didnt kiss her. get over it.. she drank pinot noir at the bar.. who the f drinks that?

your brother did

her lips touched his

her lips touched your dick

his lips touched your dick

its math, dude

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

can't fight math bro.

 

[brianjones]

yeah math!

 

[idrinkalone]

your brother did

her lips touched his

her lips touched your dick

his lips touched your dick

its math, dude

whatever.. thats what he gets for starting brady. i wish i took a pic. she tried to drag me back to her place, but i have standards.. she looks like a young julian moore.

 

[SecretMoblin]

 

[Surface of Me]

i spilled cinnamon moonshine everywhere neogaf i am sorry

 

[idrinkalone]

i spilled cinnamon moonshine everywhere neogaf i am sorry

hopefully you didnt get your sandles wet.

 

[J. Bravo]

Almost got captain but went for the $1 cheaper, same % alcohol Bacardi. Not bad with root beer. Would a pulled some chicks from the hookah bar, except for the one sister with the bf.

 

[Surface of Me]

Almost got captain but went for the $1 cheaper, same % alcohol Bacardi. Not bad with root beer. Would a pulled some chicks from the hookah bar, except for the one sister with the bf.

fuggin hookah bars


sandles are a okay

 

[Old Lace]

Just got home from bar hopping with my sister and her friends. Does she know that I want to have sex with all of her single female friends? And why are bars so loud? Small talk is hard enough without the deafening music and background noise.

 

[FelixOrion]

One burning skye
one old rasputine
one rum & coke
one jagerbomb (because a bro owed me one for my birthday)

I'm pretty drunk for a skinny dude.

Also: I don't like to dance sober and I don't like to dance drunk. Fuck dancing.

 

[idrinkalone]

Just got home from bar hopping with my sister and her friends. Does she know that I want to have sex with all of her single female friends? And why are bars so loud? Small talk is hard enough without the deafening music and background noise.

should of bought her a drink and told her shes beautiful.

 

[J. Bravo]

fuggin hookah bars


sandles are a okay

Is a story for when I have a computer.

Just got home from bar hopping with my sister and her friends. Does she know that I want to have sex with all of her single female friends? And why are bars so loud? Small talk is hard enough without the deafening music and background noise.

Because you learn their name, do some dancing, then take them. Unless she is blowing you on the way home (which she should be), that's when you get the small talk in.

 

[Surface of Me]

One burning skye
one old rasputine
one rum & coke
one jagerbomb (because a bro owed me one for my birthday)

I'm pretty drunk for a skinny dude.

Also: I don't like to dance sober and I don't like to dance drunk. Fuck dancing.

I dance at all times, drunk or sober.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Seriously, mayonnaise is for drinking only.

Pretty sure I'm the only one in this thread that got that reference but well played.

 

[EloquentM]

Rich boy swag.

 

[Old Lace]

should of bought her a drink and told her shes beautiful.

Because you learn their name, do some dancing, then take them. Unless she is blowing you on the way home (which she should be), that's when you get the small talk in.

I was talking to this one girl who's only been here (NYC) for like a month. But the dancing, it's... hipster-ish for lack of a better term. Our group kinda just forms a rectangle and dances, but not with each other, unless the people are in a relationship. Even then, it's not very sexual. It's weird.

 

[Surface of Me]

women, huh guys?

 

[FelixOrion]

I dance at all times, drunk or sober.

I only do two kinds of dancing:

metal mosh pits
hardcore punk shit

that's the end all be all for me

 

[idrinkalone]

bust out the dougie.. works everytime.

 

[CherryWoodFuton]

I love carib dancehall clubs. Girls are more than willing to twerk their ass on your dick

 

[Surface of Me]

I only do two kinds of dancing:

metal mosh pits
hardcore punk shit

that's the end all be all for me

i only do one kind of dancing:

all dancing

 

[FelixOrion]

i only do one kind of dancing:

all dancing

well then godspeed to you i'll stay on my stool

 

[J. Bravo]

I love carib dancehall clubs. Girls are more than willing to twerk their ass on your dick

Stfu you got my friend banned haha.

i only do one kind of dancing:

all dancing

.

Especially the two step. Girls love the two step. Especially at country bars. Wear your flannel!

 

[EloquentM]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=80609521

 

[kehs]

jeez tosh

 

[EloquentM]

warehouse job tomorrow. pinot grigio type of day.