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[shadyspace]

this thread is dead nowadays huh

 

[Spider from Mars]

I'm drink. Why am I on my phone? Help

 

[Surface of Me]

my drunk calling is out of control

 

[shadyspace]

I avoid drunk dials by not having anyone to dial

 

[Surface of Me]

I avoid drunk dials by not having anyone to dial

its most certainly a good thing i lost my ex's number when i lost my old phone

 

[kehs]

I avoid drunk dials by not having anyone to dial

this guy knows whats up

 

[Gvaz]

I avoid drunk dials by not having anyone to dial

same. well i drunk called my besties to complain about what i posted the other night but they were just like "oh. well you've gotten more than us lately!!"

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

what music video is a guy using a jackhamer.. i swear my buddies g/f is hitting on me

 

[kehs]

I avoid drunk dials by not having anyone to dial

this guy doesn't know what's up

 

[ZeroRay]

I think I have a bigger ego than Walter White at this point.

Still #teamjesse

 

[Minus_Me]

Fucking work on saturday, Ewwwww

 

[kehs]

I just woke up, but i was having an awesome dream where i knew Jennifer connely and I was SO pissed at her for being so naive.

I was yelling so hard in the dream it woke me up.

Lol


I totally know what it was really about and I wanna go back to finish the dream =[

Good. I've been worried about your fiber intake.

This is actually one of the things I always take care to keep in check. There's nothing worse than taking a drunk shit constipated.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm in West Virginia. They have Greyhound races down here. I'm probably gonna get an Italian Greyhound sometime next year, such baller dogs.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm in West Virginia. They have Greyhound races down here. I'm probably gonna get an Italian Greyhound sometime next year, such baller dogs.

A couple has one in my building. They look so fragile.

 

[kehs]

I gotta get one of those jobs, where you don't have to do anything except lay in bed and people will give you money for pretending to be entertained.

 

[idrinkalone]

Can anyone recommend me a good wine pairing for hotdogs?

 

[EloquentM]

My first time having sex was worse. Not mechanically because I'm innately awesome at sex, but just the situation of it all. I'll take that story with me to the grave.

 

[Snuggles]

Can anyone recommend me a good wine pairing for hotdogs?

 

[idrinkalone]

I was thinking boones farm. Hard to find here in jersey.

 

[freenudemacusers]

hot dogs pair well with a nicely aged gewurztraminer.

 

[idrinkalone]

How long should I marinate the hot dogs for? Is 3 hrs long enough?

 

[Snuggles]

I dip my dogs right into the wine and let them soak it in a bit, with the right pairing it's delicious.

 

[kehs]

The op of that sex thread fucked up his story because he laid down twice within like five sentences.

If you're gonna be so elaborate, keeps those details on lock.

 

[freenudemacusers]

How long should I marinate the hot dogs for? Is 3 hrs long enough?

marinate? hot dogs? just cook em up in a dirty ass pan from the sink.

 

[idrinkalone]

marinate? hot dogs? just cook em up in a dirty ass pan.

Mayo or miracle whip as a topping?

 

[idrinkalone]

How long should I nuke the hotdogs in the microwave for? 27 seconds long enough, or will they be raw?

 

[kehs]

you dont got a toaster oven? or is this one of those aintnobodygottimeforthat things?

 

[Snuggles]

Just leave them in the sun for like an hour.

 

[idrinkalone]

you dont got a toaster oven? or is this one of those aintnobodygottimeforthat things?

I'm thinking just let em cook in the sun for an hr. it's nice outside anyways.

 

[idrinkalone]

Just leave them in the sun for like an hour.

Did we just become best friends?

 

[EloquentM]

Grill em

 

[Snuggles]

Did we just become best friends?

We should totally meet up and sun bake some red meats together.

 

[Minus_Me]

I want some Lebanese food.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Grill em

wow look at mannny moneybags here with his grill and outdoor cooking area

Mayo or miracle whip as a topping?

whichever, just make sure it is from the dollar store.

 

[idrinkalone]

We should totally meet up and sun bake some red meats together.

First round of Milwaukees best ice on me buddy!

 

[kehs]

My 5th or 6th grade science project was about whether you could cook a hot dog in the sun. I'm not joking. I made a whole box with aluminium, and reflectors and shit.

#lastminutehomework

Spoiler

doesn't work =( - still got like third place though

 

[idrinkalone]

My 5th or 6th grade science project was about whether you could cook a hot dog in the sun. I'm not joking. I made a whole box with aluminium, and reflectors and shit.

#lastminutehomework

Spoiler

doesn't work =( - still got like third place though

I just spit out my beer. You made my day.

 

[Snuggles]

Did anyone try a magnifying glass?

 

[AcridMeat]

Yes.





...don't

 

[freenudemacusers]

Yes.





...don't

did you burn your meat?

 

[EloquentM]

That thread made me real paranoid and now I''m stressed about if I should get tested.

 

[freenudemacusers]

the pornoaids thread? are you cucking on the side bro?

 

[idrinkalone]

It begins.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you are my hero

 

[EloquentM]

barf

 

[EloquentM]

the pornoaids thread? are you cucking on the side bro?

nah, that heavy thread. Everyone giving shit about him not using a condom has me sweating cause with my last ex we never used a condom (I was being an idiot) and she assured me she had gotten tested. still though, I didn't believe that shit. I might just go do the shit later this week to get peace of mind.

 

[freenudemacusers]

cue jtwo posting that terrible macaroni cheesesteak again

 

[kehs]

It begins.
http://i.imgur.com/JWjKEKI.jpg[img][/QUOTE]

nostalgia all over my face

 

[idrinkalone]

Fin.
Couldn't run to the store so I had to settle for bud light. Marinated for 3 hrs. Slow cooked with magnifying glass. Topped off with mayo and a bud light.

 

[Snuggles]

I might need you to write down that recipe for me when you get a chance.