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drunk thread again
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Bam Bam Baklava
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I cant anybody until I get the ps4 but my account is still available. Add midnights and then next week you'll see me online.
fuck that sounds like an amazing show, damn it
Yeah I thought ps4 came out in the next 2 weeks. Not sure, haven't really been following it.
plans for tonight are shaping up. I was told we're getting picked up at 10 from work, then pregaming followed by dollar shots at a drag bar, after which we head to the more expensive part of town and get rekt.
not sure how I feel about this haha
plans for tonight are shaping up. I was told we're getting picked up at 10 from work, then pregaming followed by dollar shots at a drag bar, after which we head to the more expensive part of town and get rekt.
not sure how I feel about this haha
Two different shows, but I gave my Kavinsky ticket to the sis and her boy toy character and the Blake tickets to my neighbours. Feeling super lazy and drunk as shit tonight.
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I'm playing CS:GO with a friend of mine if ya'll wanna join up. I have a ticket to Operation Bravo. I'm not sure when I'm gonna play because I've already played 3 matches today and am gonna make some sort of strawberry streudal cookies later.
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Boiling a half pound of strawberries and smells heavenly. Also drinking a modelo.
Pumpkincutter
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dude some guy from the wall street journal wants to talk to me about ps4 and the xbox one.
i'm gonna troll the shit out of this guy if he replies back.
i'm gonna troll the shit out of this guy if he replies back.
Why you?
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Yeah, wheres my interview?
Pumpkincutter
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i ripped on someone on twitter as a joke over the xbox release. idk why he want's to talk to me. i'd show you the shit i wrote, but i would get banned here.
OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!
This old fucking bastard upstairs. If he's not blasting his music at STUPID high volumes at night, he's stomping and fumbling around making all sorts of fucking noise. Seriously, it sounds like a 500 lb dude is knocking shit over and moving furniture. I'm not kidding. Every goddamn night, this asshole makes so much racket.
I CANNOT wait for this motherfucker to drop dead. Have a stroke. A heart attack. Choke on a ham sandwich. I don't care. Please. For me, stop breathing. As I was typing this post, he knocked what sounds like heavy ass chair over.
I'm not playing guys. My walls vibrate. I can feel it through the floor, up through my legs and up my spine. He's that loud and his footsteps are that heavy. It's beyond annoying. I've already complained NUMEROUS times about the music.
AFHDSFDSHDKFDS I HATE this fucker so much. At least my rum n coke is delicous though. FUCK!
This old fucking bastard upstairs. If he's not blasting his music at STUPID high volumes at night, he's stomping and fumbling around making all sorts of fucking noise. Seriously, it sounds like a 500 lb dude is knocking shit over and moving furniture. I'm not kidding. Every goddamn night, this asshole makes so much racket.
I CANNOT wait for this motherfucker to drop dead. Have a stroke. A heart attack. Choke on a ham sandwich. I don't care. Please. For me, stop breathing. As I was typing this post, he knocked what sounds like heavy ass chair over.
I'm not playing guys. My walls vibrate. I can feel it through the floor, up through my legs and up my spine. He's that loud and his footsteps are that heavy. It's beyond annoying. I've already complained NUMEROUS times about the music.
AFHDSFDSHDKFDS I HATE this fucker so much. At least my rum n coke is delicous though. FUCK!
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Salsa, stop bragging your office place! We know it's cool.
freenudemacusers
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FUCK. I NEED THIS. My GF thinks is amazing.
hahaha unfortunately not.
This time I went for something I can wear all year round...
Pumpkincutter
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Dm'n the Wall Street guy as we speak. It's on. Have a feeling this guy is only Internet though. Who the fuck goes to wsg online?
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Fucking SHIT> I'm about to kick my foot through a door and yell. Counterstrike got my adrenaline flowing. its kinda horrifying though, its so realistic, i was legitimately kind of shocked and shaken when a terrorist just started firing into a corpse on the ground. but my goodness that game is exciting as a motherfucker. you jsut sneak along and its all quiet and then BANG BANG BANG GANG and youre runing backwards hella panicked in disbelief youre alive. ugh, its some grade A pure shit yall.
I spent the weekend at this girls house and she said that her housemates were away so this morning after pretty much no sleep all weekend I go to the bathroom naked and sit on the toilet. I must have fallen asleep for a little bit because when I stumbled out of the bathroom her housemate and about 5 others were standing in the kitchen drinking. I was like "......Hello...now you have all seen my penis, have a good day" I always make the best first impressions.
I kinda wish the drunk girls who knocked on my neighbor's door would come back. I kinda in the mood to smash some dumb white chicks right now. But I'm fraid of STDs. I haven't used rubbers in years. I got nice shit too. Them bitches aint stealing shit. Oh yeah...and my gf wouldn't like that, no would she? Oppps
As for rubbers, haven't used them shits in years. Raw dog all day. The things are concentraton camps for cocks. So terrible. Nothing like the warm wetness that nature inteneded my to feel. Vaginas...real talk.
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Decided I didn't feel like talking to my gf anymore tonight. Peace. Gonna play some more Bulletstorm on my PC. Master race up in the PXG hhousehold tonight.
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Oh...old loud fucker uptairs has been quite for a qhile. He's either asleep or dead. I don't care which one. Quiet at last. quiet at least. thank god almighty, quiet at least. Dr King would be proud. Sega deramcast and all.
As for rubbers, haven't used them shits in years. Raw dog all day. The things are concentraton camps for cocks. So terrible. Nothing like the warm wetness that nature inteneded my to feel. Vaginas...real talk.
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Decided I didn't feel like talking to my gf anymore tonight. Peace. Gonna play some more Bulletstorm on my PC. Master race up in the PXG hhousehold tonight.
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Oh...old loud fucker uptairs has been quite for a qhile. He's either asleep or dead. I don't care which one. Quiet at last. quiet at least. thank god almighty, quiet at least. Dr King would be proud. Sega deramcast and all.
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Bulletstorm was one of the first games I played when I built my PC. Its such a good looking game, it just suffers because nothing in the world is interactive.
Shit was fun tho, if only for a while.
Finally got Witcher 2 installed off discs, updated to EE and combat mod ..... never got to finish this game for some reason. Should be fun.
I don't know how I was able to upload this. I will probably laugh about it in the morning.
4xaa + 4x regular ass in game aa, x16 af. 4k downsampled into 1080p. bicubic sharpening. tons of configs and wizardy. Looks great huh. Took it earlier tonight.
my shit is 1080p, 60fps and looks good as fuck on my rig.
Oh, I wanted to get T bell, but I'm too lazy. crunchrwrap supreme and gordita sound ballin as hell right about now. but I got assloads of left over pasta in my fridge that I need to plow through.
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yeah, that's my screenshot btw.
I don't know how I was able to upload this. I will probably laugh about it in the morning.
4xaa + 4x regular ass in game aa, x16 af. 4k downsampled into 1080p. bicubic sharpening. tons of configs and wizardy. Looks great huh. Took it earlier tonight.
my shit is 1080p, 60fps and looks good as fuck on my rig.
Oh, I wanted to get T bell, but I'm too lazy. crunchrwrap supreme and gordita sound ballin as hell right about now. but I got assloads of left over pasta in my fridge that I need to plow through.
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yeah, that's my screenshot btw.
Pretty ...
Man, think I am gonna order another GTX 680 and just SLI these bitches, since I won't be getting a PS4 till probably February. Fuckin should of pre ordered.
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whatever game that is it's pretty
should have....
I hva SLI 560s. People on the gaming side are retarded. SLI works just fine. No microstuttering on my rig at all. People just don't know how to work shit. My games run great. Just takes a bit of tweaking in inspector and in configs. Boob Physics, before he got banned, taught me how to tweak unreal based games. It's really easy
Still getting a PS4. comfy couch gaming. Plus, Killzone looks hot. Fuck the haters.
I remember hanging out and eating at the same table as Boob physics at the LA GAF Korean BBQ meetup a few years ago. Cool guy.
Real talk
I am worried about micro stuttering but we'll see what happens, heard that shit got fixed years ago. PS4 is needed for MLB The show , NBA 2k, Killzone, etc ... fuckckckc
I ll probably find one on craigslist and pay like a moron =(
Fuckkk you got a PS4? Or am I a dumb idiot? That a PS4 controller?
we went to a korean joint in NYC for one of our GAF meetups. expensive as fuck for a little hole in the wall place. Pretty damn good, I was hungry like two hours later. Probably was the booze. Me and another dude got cheap ass dollar slices mere hours later.
Pumpkincutter
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Might be huge. Taken and posted from phone. Not sure if GAF scales. Sorry in advance
DS4 gurrrrl
how does the foreskin feel?
Yeah, I'm playing Bulletstorm on my PS4. I'm also doing lines with Cliffy B, Phil Fish and Jonathan Blow as Thai hookers are frying us chicken wings...
NO!!!
I have Killzone and my controller. Them shits came out early. My PS4 is all paid off. But get this...Knack is still street dated but Killzone ISN't. da fuck?
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GODAMNIT!!! old man is making noise again. please slip in your shower you noisy fuck.
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Oh, it's a legit PS4 controller. It's amazing.
and yeah, pumpkin guy, it feels great. NO smegma at all
Yo, my girl and I watched indei game dev morvie or whatever. That shit was great. I loved it. I actually felt bad for Phil Fish. About his dad getting sick and his partner almost dicking him over at PAX. Yeah, he is a dick and doesn't know how to deal with internet drama, but he's still a human being. Fez is awesome. I feel for him. I wish he'd just get over it and continue doing Fez 2. I'd have a drink with him. He seems alright. I take back EVERYTHING bad I've said about him. I truly do.
And yeah, Cliff is aweome in person. I finally met him in 2012. And Mike Capps. Both are awesome. Cliff is really nice, but damn he went full derp mode after he left epic. The fuck happened?
Cliffy is on that next level lets do some stupid sky diving shit now, who knows lol. At least he's nice, that's why I never hated him honestly.
Honestly Phil Fish doesn't really bother me anymore, he's a person and I would totally chill with him irl. But he is a total dick too, unless he's changed.
Fuckckck I need PS4 and NBA 2k14/MLB The show right now.
Wish I could do coke with Cliffy : (
I thought I deleted all my photos from PAX last year when I got my new phone. NOPE. I still have them backed up on my computer. Oh shit, the memories. The feels. Still got my pics of me with Suda, Jessica Nigiri, Triforce, Cliff, Mike Capps and tons of cosplayers. I met this really sexy girl from Jersey. She was dressed as the Locus t queen from Gears...
this broad...my fucking god. Sexy, drop dead gorgeous. She had a thick new joizy accent...you know....but damn. Tits, ass, face, eyes, hair...the works. Just a fucking dime. I got her number and everything. Jesus christ she was fine as fuck. Too bad she had a bf. She was hella into games and Gears of War. I remember her name too. She would be the perfect wife. Damn...
Of course I met tons of devs. Seriously...go to conventions like PAX. game devs are nicest people on Earth. They are so humble and really love it when fans are honest about their games. It makes their day when we give them feedback face to face.
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hdasidfidfidsifdshjidsTHIS FUCKING OLD MAN. GAF I swear to GOD. I will fucking slap the shit out of this dude.
this broad...my fucking god. Sexy, drop dead gorgeous. She had a thick new joizy accent...you know....but damn. Tits, ass, face, eyes, hair...the works. Just a fucking dime. I got her number and everything. Jesus christ she was fine as fuck. Too bad she had a bf. She was hella into games and Gears of War. I remember her name too. She would be the perfect wife. Damn...
Of course I met tons of devs. Seriously...go to conventions like PAX. game devs are nicest people on Earth. They are so humble and really love it when fans are honest about their games. It makes their day when we give them feedback face to face.
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hdasidfidfidsifdshjidsTHIS FUCKING OLD MAN. GAF I swear to GOD. I will fucking slap the shit out of this dude.
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Oh, if you want to play Counterstrike you should install it first.
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No, we're petty and fake just like everyone else.
Pumpkincutter
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do i let him in?
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You're just gonna end up registered to vote in the wrong district.
My spelling and grammar is fucked though cause I dn't give a shit. see. I just fucked up. intead of fixing it, I just keep going. Did it again. Oh well.
do i let him in?
I bet there's good pussy under that gut. Or it might smell. Yolo
Pumpkincutter
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man i googled a fat girl gamer.. that poor girl came up. i talked shit on twitter and the wsj dude wants to talk to me.. anyone here want to take that call? i thought i could say ps4 is shitty and xbox is shitty, but he's not falling for it. he wants to actuall call me. EWWWWWW
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