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I'm spending every weekend studying all the time. Which I guess is better than risking getting my ass thrown in jail with these crazy assholes I hang around.
 

Minus_Me

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Had one of the best meals of my life, truly incredible. I'm a little too loaded on bourbon after that jazz show but what the hell. A happy Christmas to all.
 

J. Bravo

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Wow things went to shit quickly. Idk if I can type the story on my phone. But apparently one of the chicks we were hanging out with is only 17 and a senior in high school. So her mom came and got her and her best friend who I'm actually involved with at the moment. Mom was yelling at me, and I didn't give her much shit because I know how she felt
 

AcridMeat

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Interesting night. We saw a guy in a cow onesie, a cookie monster, some of the saddest looking joints ever, and a syringe on the floor on the way out after the show.

Saw Walker's car while we were waiting for the openers, really scary.

I appreciate the attention towards my transmission.
 

kehs

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Wow things went to shit quickly. Idk if I can type the story on my phone. But apparently one of the chicks we were hanging out with is only 17 and a senior in high school. So her mom came and got her and her best friend who I'm actually involved with at the moment. Mom was yelling at me, and I didn't give her much shit because I know how she felt

You should have hit on her, with the the ol' "Are you two sisters?" routine.
 

Bagerk

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Yo I have barely played any real videogames all year but I just borrowed a PS3 and snatched up The Last of Us and GTAV. Are these games any good? I'm stocked up on gangja and beer for the weekend, fuck society I'm out.

GTA 5 with soulwax FM is one of the better things in gaming for the last few years.


Urrrrgh just got home from a 2 day music festival. I've run out of beer so I'm attempting to ingest a cap full of mdma by putting it in a kitkat.
 

J. Bravo

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Mother of god.

I must be slipping. We started with ~50 beers. Ended with 19?? Kinda weak if you ask me. Either way, I got drunk as shit. No hangover to speak of either.
 

Corky

Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.
Like man... life without Gaf is messsed up, I only have iphone but its like im sooo out of the gaf loop, 0.1 posts a day the past 5 months? Fuuuuck man, not xool
 

kehs

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I'm doing an oil change on my truck.

I fucking love doing mechanic work for some reason. It's so like gritty and just so cathartic.
 

AcridMeat

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Like man... life without Gaf is messsed up, I only have iphone but its like im sooo out of the gaf loop, 0.1 posts a day the past 5 months? Fuuuuck man, not xool
That sounds good to me to be honest. I get what you're saying, but I think I'd switch with you.
 

kehs

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Hmm...hot vehicle oil and whiskey do not mix at all.

Protip: be sober when messing with automotive vehicles and their oils.
 

Minus_Me

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I'm doing an oil change on my truck.

I fucking love doing mechanic work for some reason. It's so like gritty and just so cathartic.

This is why I'm buying land up north, planning to be a maple farmer and have a sugar shack for families to enjoy good food, booze and delicious desserts. My life is meaningless and I need meaning.
 

kehs

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God I miss working on my vehicles.

I'm totally pimping my ride night now. I have a bunch of accessories i never got around to doing.

#baller
 

kehs

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Sundays.

The days you realize how shitty your weekdays are.

Cause all you wish for is, the next sunday.

So you can wish until the next sunday.
 
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kehs

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hot bitch, but when you're working out on a mini trampoline....

like...what other kinda stupid shit will yyou do

im a whole package nigga, nawimean?
 

Gvaz

Banned
i got a fucking cigarette burn on my inner wrist and now it looks like a fucking wart

(got caught in the sleeve of my jacket then fell on my wrist)
 
I can't fucking believe this. My save file of Tearaway corrupted during the last cutscene of the game. I was three trophies away from a Platinum, and had almost every single collectable in the game. Fuck me.
 
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