I just dwell on the stupid things I definitely did do. But at least I still haven't whipped my dick out in public or anything yet AFAIK.
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drunk thread again
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SecretMoblin
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you hardly need to be drunk to whip out your dick in public
Bam Bam Baklava
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I saw two drunken chicks fighting last night. I also had a guy walk by me looking for some guy whose ass he was gonna kick and he kept saying I know you saw him where'd he go.
Do you think that's why that girl was on a stretcher at 5 in the morning? A freak drive-by dick whipping incident?you hardly need to be drunk to whip out your dick in public
She sounded horrified so not surprised if mac was involved.
Sickboy007
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I just had a random epiphany (not even drunk) and I thought you guys were best suited for it.
Harry Tuttle from Brazil is Metal Gear Mario.
Think about it.
Harry Tuttle from Brazil is Metal Gear Mario.
Think about it.
Bam Bam Baklava
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u jelly?
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
freenudemacusers
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Illithid Dude
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paul walker car collection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U189SwhPXKI#t=0
some badass cars in there
some badass cars in there
Creamed myself at the M1, E30 M3 and the E36 lightweight, and Eleanor recreation christ almighty
wait what a 2002 alpina...fffffffffffffff
There's no much money sitting there at one place, what's the point?
Imagine how many drunk gaffers you could drunk up with all that cash.
He has pretty much infinite sweet cars up there in heaven.
That's amazing cause those are the ones that stuck out for me also. I'm surprised he had three GT3 RS in the collection. Overall the best car I've ever driven in my experience but I'm holding out on trying a Carrera GT someday.
yep those plus the saleen mustangs with the fox bodies made me jizz my pants.
careers gt is my dream car
Someone at my racing club has one but he's hard to catch and seems to refuse anyone's offer to have them take it out on the track. The car is rather hard to handle so it makes some sense to be careful about who drives it.
Bam Bam Baklava
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A racing club?
Driving is one of my favourite passions, as long as its not city driving. Joining the club was the best way to have access to a track, qualified safety experts/instructors and most of the people involved have some outstanding cars which I couldn't afford in a million years. Apart from my drinking and Jazz collection, its the only thing I spend money on.
Diseased Yak
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Guys. GUYS. I'm Diseased Yak. I've never (to my knowledge) posted in drunk thread. I am rectifying that tonight. I have had 3 fairly large Maker's Mark bourbons and I'm feeling good. I was going to start a thread in OT asking if anyone drinks a ton then goes to work the next day and has a decent day. I'm wondering how you handle it.
Glad to join you folks. Thanks!
Glad to join you folks. Thanks!
freenudemacusers
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mr yak a pleasure. please stop by in the future. we're a good collection of persons (minus acridmeat)
Fireball20
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I'm feeling very warm right now. Very warm.
Diseased Yak
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^5! Thanks folks. Feeling good now. I stopped at 4 bourbons (poured probably 2" in the glass, at least). Not blasted by any means, but feelin' fine. Drinking some water before I go to bed. I'll take a multivitamin as well.
Is it too much to ask to be able to get drunk each night but also go to work the next day, easily?! Come on science!!!!
freenudemacusers
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I still want to go to a strip club on christmas eve one day
I've been seriously considering that this year. It's the first time in my life I won't be spending Christmas with family, so I've got nothing to do really. I might just get a chuckwagon and a 40 at the Conoco...
freenudemacusers
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you could probably work this into taking a stripper home and having a weird sad sexual encounter where you cry in each other's arms while drinking cheap gas station wine, eventually settling down together and raising her illegitimate children.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Man, guy I know is really killing it on tinder.
Oh, fuck. I really like the girl I been dating, she almost comes close to being a keeper, but it's kinda dangerous being with someone that likes to get oblit as me. I actually got black out drunk on a monday night, don't think that's ever happened before. Now my mind is basically shattered, I can barely even type this post. Help.
Drink up baby, stay up all night
With the things you could do
You won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now
And forget all about the pressure of days
Do what I say and I'll make you okay
And drive them away
The images stuck in your head
The people you you've been before
That you don't want around around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up baby, look at the stars
I'll kiss you again between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be caught
Drink up one more time and I'll make you mine
Keep you apart, deep in my heart
Separate from the rest, where I like you the best
And keep the things you forgot
The people you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
With the things you could do
You won't but you might
The potential you'll be that you'll never see
The promises you'll only make
Drink up with me now
And forget all about the pressure of days
Do what I say and I'll make you okay
And drive them away
The images stuck in your head
The people you you've been before
That you don't want around around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
Drink up baby, look at the stars
I'll kiss you again between the bars
Where I'm seeing you there with your hands in the air
Waiting to finally be caught
Drink up one more time and I'll make you mine
Keep you apart, deep in my heart
Separate from the rest, where I like you the best
And keep the things you forgot
The people you've been before
That you don't want around anymore
That push and shove and won't bend to your will
I'll keep them still
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