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dabig2 said:
So I'm drunk watcching porn. I wish you uys were watching porn me with. But that sounds pretty wierd. So maybe not. But if you reallw wanted to. Gizele Mendez is getting softcored hard right now with me. Well, not with me, but you know know. I love her to the extreme. In me mind. Wife her hard.

Mind over matter champs. Mind ovver vag. I believe in you. Sundays wash us pure.
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smh
 
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just about to engage in intimacy with wife after many moons without

i mean, just about to engage

child runs into room with two dogs screaming

baby wakes up

macuser sad beyond reason :(
 
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Oh man, just woke up, it's like noon and I'm still fucked up. I went full retard last night.

I haven't got laid in awhile either. At first we banged every single night together but now it's like only upon a full moon or some shit. Depress. I deserve some kind of award for suffering from blue balls like this and still deflecting cute girls at the bar.
 
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Loyalty earns you nothing but a pie in the face.

I don't know if I have it in me but at the same time something's gotta give eventually. I'm a man, bro.
 
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Can't you just buy her some new boyshorts and a sheer tank top+cardigan and a colorful anklet or something. I mean..
 
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I took like 30 pictures of my cats last night. No matter what I'll always have them. At least, until they die, and I have to put them in a garbage bag and burry them in the backyard.
 
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not only did I not bone the sister but I also lost my bag with important stuff in it and I shattered my phone's screen

the worst night
 
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What the fuck my dream last night. I went to this local beach with some folks including my sister, and she completely disowned me for drinking at home last night.

What. Then a bunch of tidal waves kept crashing down on top of me.
 
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heres the kicker. shes 16. which is legal in kansas. thing is, she lifts and she has the greatest ass i have ever seen.

and i work with her. she texted me last night though i know she wants the d. dunno if i can cultivate for two years.
 
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Minus_Me said:
Haha its pathetic.
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Is this you?

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Considering I started a fire in my kitchen, ya that's essentially me. Growing up eating out nearly every day makes you a horrible cook.
 
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brianjones said:
wool are you still watching x files

i just watched the incomparable Jose chungs from outer space
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I've been watching but not as much as I used to. Gotta savor it. I think I'm about halfway through season 3.




Dark Souls 2, how do I put you guys in my game?
 
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Ya'll are watchin' X-Files for the firstie!? I wanna come.
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Art Apprecation.



It reminds me of the last scene in vonneguts bluebeard where it describs karabekians masterpiece
 
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I unlocked the barn doors and reached inside, my fingers on the light switch. "Scared?" I
said.
"Yes," she said.
"So am I," I said.
Remember now: we were standing at the extreme right end of a painting eight feet highand sixty-four feet long. When I turned on the floodlights, we would be seeing the picture
compressed by foreshortening to a seeming triangle eight feet high, all right, but only five feet
wide. There was no telling from that vantage point what the painting really was -- what the
painting was all about.
I flicked on the switch.
There was a moment of silence, and then Mrs. Berman gasped in wonderment.
"Stay right where you are," I told her, "and tell me what you think of it."
"I can't come any farther?" she said.
"In a minute," I said, "but first I want to hear you say what it looks like from here."
"A big fence," she said.
"Go on," I said.
"A very big fence, an incredibly high and long fence," she said, "every square inch of it
encrusted with the most gorgeous jewelry."
"Thank you very much," I said. "And now take my hand and close your eyes. I am going
to lead you to the middle, and you can look again."
She closed her eyes, and she followed me as unresistingly as a toy balloon.
When we were in the middle, with thirty-two feet of the painting extending to either side,
I told her to open her eyes again.
We were standing on the rim of a beautiful green valley in the springtime. By actual
count, there were five thousand, two hundred and nineteen people on the rim with us or down
below. The largest person was the size of a cigarette, and the smallest a flyspeck. There were
farmhouses here and there, and the ruins of a medieval watchtower on the rim where we stood.
The picture was so realistic that it might have been a photograph.
"Where are we?" said Circe Berman.
"Where I was," I said, "when the sun came up the day the Second World War ended in
Europe."

IT is ALL PART of the regular tour of my museum now. First come the doomed little girls
on swings in the foyer, and then the earliest works of the first Abstract Expressionists, and then
the perfectly tremendous whatchamacallit in the potato barn. I have unspiked the sliding doors at
the far end of the barn, so that the greatly increased flow of visitors can move past the
whatchamacallit without eddies and backwash. In one end they go, and out the other. Many of
them will go through two times or more: not the whole show, just through the potato barn.
Ha!
No solemn critic has yet appeared. Several laymen and laywomen have asked me,
however, to say what sort of a painting I would call it. I told them what I will tell the first critic to
show up, if one ever comes, and one may never come, since the whatchamacallit is so exciting to
the common people:
"It isn't a painting at all! It's a tourist attraction! It's a World's Fair! It's a Disneyland!"* * *
It is a gruesome Disneyland. Nobody is cute there.
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basically that was darksouls
 
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Just go do it. It doesn't cost money to own dogs and outstretch your palm to the field below.
Us rich people only want to be a farmer at sunset.
 
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itt cute nose lady say have you play king field








i just watced cosmos it was pretty dang good
 
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lets a picture of that coat on a mannequin, and not a beautiful lady and make fun of it because HOLY FUCK look that ugly vest/coat


Shes wearing a leather jacket with a fur boa like vest over it.

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I don't know what to buy anymore. Getting all these mixed messages on everything.

It's too bad Robert Geller dip dyes are all sold out but even then it's too hot to wear outside. The acne's will be sitting in a closet for a long time.
 
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