You're a solid human. If that bottle opener was a person I'd kick it's ass.I'm a fucking failure of a human being, I just cut my finger super bad because my bottle opener slipped.
Kill me.
Some cute blonde tried to start convo with me but I seem to have some built in mechanism that keeps me in place when I'm tied up. Prob a good thing.
That being said my dick wants to get out and
play like an anxious dog.