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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I'm a fucking failure of a human being, I just cut my finger super bad because my bottle opener slipped.

Kill me.
You're a solid human. If that bottle opener was a person I'd kick it's ass.

Some cute blonde tried to start convo with me but I seem to have some built in mechanism that keeps me in place when I'm tied up. Prob a good thing.

That being said my dick wants to get out and
play like an anxious dog.
 

AcridMeat

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You're a solid human. If that bottle opener was a person I'd kick it's ass.

Some cute blonde tried to start convo with me but I seem to have some built in mechanism that keeps me in place when I'm tied up. Prob a good thing.

That being said my dick wants to get out and
play like an anxious dog.
Send her here I'll show her aphex twin all night. I might need another bandaid this shit is bleeding through
 
Hey Acrid, I got no best friends either. I actually haven't had friends for a long while, just people I know. It is true it gets harder and harder to make new friendships as one grows older. That's just how it is.
 
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arab

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I'm a fucking failure of a human being, I just cut my finger super bad because my bottle opener slipped.

Kill me.

fuck your failure. you're a good man acrid brown

i've been lucky enough that i've had 3 best friends for 13 years and nothing's changed. but i'm about to move further than any of them and isolate myself so things are gonna change. i guess my point is that things may change between old chums but you'll always have the common ground from before and you can appreciate that you were there.

fucking in the fade
 

coldvein

Banned
rip illithid

throw another privileged whiteboy in that open grave we got out back

there's too damn many

rip ballddemon

rip atramental

the grind was too much
 
Yo did Midnights ever go on his internet-friends rant? I was looking forward to that shit.

Also probably getting on TC see you motherfuckers there.
 

dabig2

Member
So I'm drunk watcching porn. I wish you uys were watching porn me with. But that sounds pretty wierd. So maybe not. But if you reallw wanted to. Gizele Mendez is getting softcored hard right now with me. Well, not with me, but you know know. I love her to the extreme. In me mind. Wife her hard.

Mind over matter champs. Mind ovver vag. I believe in you. Sundays wash us pure.
 
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