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drunk thread again
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Ricko Suave
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This man asks the right questions.
But yeah, tell your friend to tell his wife that chet no fly here mang!!! Thats why whenever I'm invited to a wedding I say, "Hell muthafucken yeah mutherfucker!!!!" Then I proceed to drink the bar dry, dance with the bridesmaids, and pass out in the bushes somewhere. Good times.
brianjones
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Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Amazing avatar.
freenudemacusers
Member
Alf gap?
exactly. we were doing drills on the mats and there's this one super hot lil chicky who usually wears some pretty short shorts, has great legs .. i happened to look over there while her partner was rolling her and her legs were all splayed and i totally saw some HAIRYASS INNER THIGHS! god damn!!!! that was the highlight of my day so far. lord have mercy. she flirts with me all the time too. i could write a poem about that moment.
i hope my girlfriend isn't reading this. if so we're going to have to have a talk
Bam Bam Baklava
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I didn't know there were people in this world who didn't shave.
I also saw a picture of blamespace.b
I also saw a picture of blamespace.b
plenty of them!
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Maybe it's a Seattle thing.
luckyboyceo
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Very real possibility.
who?
freenudemacusers
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Sooooo many times
luckyboyceo
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freenudemacusers
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We also rated drunk gaf posters on the basis of whose dick we wanted to suck the most.
You placed well, eloquent.
You placed well, eloquent.
what
Gonna drink a Miller Lite tmr for you dawg.
luckyboyceo
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If you were a real friend Zero you'd be drinking PBR. The official drink of the coldest of veins.
freenudemacusers
Member
Choosy bros choose rolling rock
Or Bud Light Platinum. It's 6% brah!
I sleep well at night knowing there are creeps out there taking pictures for the internet to look at.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't think I'm gonna be happy unless I get a thigh gap for christmas.
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Deleted member 22576
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So I guess we're going the Lagunitas taproom/beer garden in Petaluma tomorrow! I know acrid an jimmystav are going, any other Bay Area drunkards want to join?
RoboGeorgeForeman
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Drinking a Cakehat special ( Screwdriver mixed with a Bloody Mary ) and playing some Dragon's Dogma.
Who?
Huh?
Have my babies.
Dunedain_Ranger
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Totally lame man I can't believe no alcohol ....... What are we going to do
Self Induced
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Bam Bam Baklava
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You guys like buffalo or honey bbq?
Self Induced
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Both!
Push her buttons and then fuck her silly.
Self Induced
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In that order?
Or are you gonna fuck someone silly from the Jazz show?
Or perhaps somebody who performed at the Jazz show?
I would, but I'm pretty sure the whore has multiple STD's by now and I'm not into that kind of thing (diseases).
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