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[Surface of Me]

forgot i texted that ex until about 5 pm today

lawd

 

[EloquentM]

I was hoping beautifulpeople.com would get me a job selling my body.

I knew you'd secretly apply and not actually tell anyone. I was going to get in. I had about 5 hours left but I saw someone I knew on the site and freaked out lol.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Goddamn it Eloquent I was trying to send you a wink bro.

 

[EloquentM]

Goddamn it Eloquent I was trying to send you a wink bro.

Lol no one in real life needs to find me on a dating sight of all places, even if it was just for fun. That's a no no lol.

 

[freenudemacusers]

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I knew you'd secretly apply and not actually tell anyone. I was going to get in. I had about 5 hours left but I saw someone I knew on the site and freaked out lol.

Did you also know it wasn't gonna work? Why didn't you tell me?! Why did you keep it a secret!

 

[Snuggles]

creepy

 

[EloquentM]

Shut up drunk old man

 

[Sai-kun]

Still waiting for Underwear |OT|

yes yesyes i am here for thsi

also hello everyone ))

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

forgot i texted that ex until about 5 pm today

lawd

What did she say?

 

[luckyboyceo]

What up Sai.

Lol no one in real life needs to find me on a dating sight of all places, even if it was just for fun. That's a no no lol.

I've already seen one or two girls I recognize. Not bothered by it but I certainly won't reach out to them or anything.

 

[freenudemacusers]

why not? you're like, objectively beautiful.

 

[Sai-kun]

What up Sai.

hey you

Leaving the high socks on during sex is the best.

preach. this the truth yo.

also where's the socks/underwear |OT|. i will be an active contributor.

also...i am running through this hard cider i'll be sad when it's gone

 

[freenudemacusers]

IM MAKING TO TOMORROW MAYBE JEEZZZZZZ

 

[Surface of Me]

What did she say?

i asked if she ever misses me last night since i just had a rejection and was the drunkest i had been in a while


she said she always does

it aint true

but it makes me feel better

 

[EloquentM]

What up Sai.


I've already seen one or two girls I recognize. Not bothered by it but I certainly won't reach out to them or anything.

Fuck that lol. what's it like on the other side anyways?

why not? you're like, objectively beautiful.

Lol I wish

 

[freenudemacusers]

you were rated beautiful by a jury of your peers, eloquent. that's basically a hypothesis being proven true.

 

[Sai-kun]

IM MAKING TO TOMORROW MAYBE JEEZZZZZZ

 

[luckyboyceo]

Fuck that lol. what's it like on the other side anyways?

Not really sure how to use it yet. I go looking for babes and it just keeps bringing me back around to Kisaya's profile. #success

 

[Kisaya]

Not really sure how to use it yet. I go looking for babes and it just keeps bringing me back around to Kisaya's profile. #success

 

[Surface of Me]

Fuck that lol. what's it like on the other side anyways?

i wink at milfs

they wink back

 

[freenudemacusers]

WHOA GIRLS IN DRUNKGAF

HURRY HIDE ALL THE SOCK PICS

 

[Kisaya]

WHOA GIRLS IN DRUNKGAF

HURRY HIDE ALL THE SOCK PICS

um hello I am VIP of drunkgaf, k

 

[Sai-kun]

more sock pics go

 

[AcridMeat]

um hello I am VIP of drunkgaf, k

According to who (hew, shew) exactly?

 

[freenudemacusers]

more sock pics go

feel free to drop brosock pics in here

we are equal opportunity yo

 

[Sai-kun]

feel free to drop brosock pics in here

we are equal opportunity yo

here for this too

Spoiler

might be too nws idk let me know

american apparel sock ads are not equal opportunity sexy

 

[freenudemacusers]

if you think that is too much for this thread.... you haven't been lookign at this thread

 

[luckyboyceo]

.

 

[EloquentM]

Y'all giving me cardiac arrest

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I'm only slightly buzzed, but when I get completely shitfaced after playing Battleshots I'll post pics.
I just have to find our set or make a new one.

 

[Sai-kun]

yo what's the deal w/ striped socks

so rad

 

[freenudemacusers]

.

hmmm, ok

 

[luckyboyceo]

hmmm, ok

Her and I must be extremely compatible then. I should send her a wink.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Her and I must be extremely compatible then. I should send her a wink.

absolutely not

but really this is the best underwear

no if ands or butts

 

[AcridMeat]

This thread is too arousing, I need some depressing bidnuss

 

[Sai-kun]

nope no time for depression

 

[EloquentM]

Would you fuck acrid?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Would you fuck acrid?

why are you asking like that hasn't happened?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Eloquent wasn't at PAX last year bro he's not in the loop.

 

[Sai-kun]

why are you asking like that hasn't happened?

.

 

[EloquentM]

I thought y'all made love. I'm talking about some ball busting real shit here man.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't make love bb

 

[luckyboyceo]

I only make love.

 

[Sai-kun]

I only make love.

I don't make love bb

 

[EloquentM]

What's the opposite of awkward because that's what this is getting.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you can only choose one

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Hi drunk thread,

IS me FoXDie.


I'm wasted of about 3/4 bottel of Jameson

Great job!

Cya later, drivebyepost

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Best drunk foods:
Nachos
Chili fries
wings

discuss

 

[Rubbish King]

Best drunk foods:
Nachos
Chili fries
wings

discuss

Awful list


Best drunk food:

meat stuff I.e burgers, kebabs, hot dogs
pizza
cheesey chips
anything in a fridge or takeaway




oh and macncheese