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[freenudemacusers]

vanilla vodka should only be mixed with coke brah

sprite is for 99 bananas

 

[Sai-kun]

Sprite is so delicious though. I can't get enough.

 

[EloquentM]

That sounds delicious sai. Tell Mac to suck a dick.

 

[freenudemacusers]

again, gonna have to wait for pax bb

 

[Sai-kun]

Dang why is it only June

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

PAXtember can't come soon enough.

 

[Snuggles]

I drunk too much. Oops.

 

[Burt]

fucking

two nights in a row

during the week

ill be back tomorrow too. fucking hicccuupppppsssss

 

[Burt]

Okay guys, Allison WIlliams or Emilia Clakre?

I love HBO

 

[freenudemacusers]

dude you are asking for the following image

 

[disappeared]

what's the secret to getting girls to respond to craiglist postings? Like, I reply to their post, and they never do. I keep the message short and to the point (when where, etc) but they don't reply. dick pics? sex messages? am I missing something

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Step 1)Be good looking
Alternate to Step 1)Be rich

 

[disappeared]

1/2 I guess.

 

[ZeroRay]

Alternate, alternate step 1: Have an aesthetically pleasing penis.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

But does anyone want to bang a nice looking big penis if it's attached to an ugly poor guy?

 

[disappeared]

That's all well and good (I've been complimented many times), but I don't feel like taking pictures of it.

fuck you i aint ugly. I got a handsome face and handsome penis\


just no money

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This isn't about you anymore man. It's about life and the real world.

 

[disappeared]

I'll just hit the yellow pages for escorts again then

 

[ZeroRay]

Look, I'm just saying is all you need is some personality and a nice looking dick.

Edit: Try backpage.com disappeared.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Find the most desperate girl you can on a dating site.

 

[disappeared]

$300 for thirty minutes is such a ripoff... I've dropped $1200 in the last year for escorts..

 

[Burt]

The answer is Allison Williams.

Aw yiss.

 

[brianjones]

$300 for thirty minutes is such a ripoff... I've dropped $1200 in the last year for escorts..

any interesting stories ?

im too scared to pull the trigger

I usually put their picture in a smaller window and load up porn in another

 

[EloquentM]

any interesting stories ?

im too scared to pull the trigger

Why don't you just pay for something simple like a bj? Get your tip wet before you jump into the pool.

 

[disappeared]

any interesting stories ?

im too scared to pull the trigger

They were all pretty good girls.

They know their stuff.

One of them I felt bad for cuz she said she was in the middle of watching a House marathon when her company called her to my room.

 

[disappeared]

Two of them I had during my cousin's wedding.

That was due to me feeling too damned lonely.

 

[EloquentM]

Did she tell you that the rash she had wasn't lupus?

 

[disappeared]

Did she tell you that the rash she had wasn't lupus?

She was actually the most polite one of them.

Would't know her profession from looking at her.

 

[EloquentM]

She was actually the most polite one of them.

Would't know her profession from looking at her.

Would you ever be able to date an escort dis?

 

[disappeared]

Would you ever be able to date an escort dis?

To quote Fatlip:

I'm the type to try and turn a ho into a housewife.


I fall in love with prostitutes.

 

[Surface of Me]

any interesting stories ?

im too scared to pull the trigger

I usually put their picture in a smaller window and load up porn in another

this is mylife

 

[EloquentM]

To quote Fatlip:

I'm the type to try and turn a ho into a housewife.


I fall in love with prostitutes.

Why? What's the appeal? Besides the obvious.

 

[disappeared]

Why? What's the appeal? Besides the obvious.

I don;t know. They're good girls just doing what they know. At the end when they get off the bed to get dressed I just want to tell them to stay and watch tv or something, or talk. I don't know.

One of them told me she stayed with a guy for a full 24 hours and made about $6,000, minus her company's cut. The girlfriend experience or whatnot.

 

[Surface of Me]

im so good looking sometimes even i dont believe it

Spoiler

=(

 

[brianjones]

I don;t know. They're good girls just doing what they know. At the end when they get off the bed to get dressed I just want to tell them to stay and watch tv or something, or talk. I don't know.

One of them told me she stayed with a guy for a full 24 hours and made about $6,000, minus her company's cut. The girlfriend experience or whatnot.

somehow I can relate

I dunno how to have emotionless sex

 

[freenudemacusers]

I have a friend* who is all about the paid company of ladies. I dunno, I can barely handle strippers I don't think I could bang a paid rando. He is a big fan of backpage, though.


*yes really it isn't me

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The girlfriend experience is impossible to pay for because it requires genuine feelings. Sex you can pay for because it's just a mechanical act.

 

[EloquentM]

The girlfriend experience is impossible to pay for because it requires genuine feelings. Sex you can pay for because it's just a mechanical act.

Not for some people*.


*it is for me at times

 

[Surface of Me]

i seen a porn vid where a guy smoked weed through a girls vagina


how much that cost?

 

[brianjones]

sometimes a gfe can be as simple as kissing and cuddling tho from what I've read u know

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Buying a GFE is like trying to buy time.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I bet they charge more for a GFE too.

 

[brianjones]

I mean don't you ever get bored of just looking at thigh gaps

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I mean don't you ever get bored of just looking at thigh gaps

I do but what are you trying to say? That a GFE is in fact buyable?

 

[brianjones]

of course not really but there comes a point where something is better than nothing

 

[freenudemacusers]

I mean don't you ever get bored of just looking at thigh gaps

what a ridiculous question. how can someone get bored of thigh gaps.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I was always under the impression the GFE was the surf & turf of the prostitution world. Best of both worlds and generally the most expensive thing on the menu.

 

[brianjones]

they're just pictures

you wouldn't be posting here if you were spreading those gaps with your tongue

at least an escort is human contact

 

[freenudemacusers]

they're just pictures

you wouldn't be posting here if you were spreading those gaps with your tongue

at least an escort is human contact

i put babies in gaps real talk

 

[brianjones]

yeah well you're the only married guy here afaik