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[Bam Bam Baklava]

I guess I never felt like something is better than nothing.

If they could do like that vanilla sky thing where I could go to sleep and have a GFE without knowing it I'd pay for that. But to ask me to basically sit there and pretend it's real is too much for me.

 

[Illithid Dude]

For me, the idea of paying for sex is a sign of failure, that you simply can't get the real thing. I could never fuck a hooker. I'd just feel so dirty afterwards. Half the fun of sex is, after all, the pursuit of it.

 

[EloquentM]

For me, the idea of paying for sex is a sign of failure, that you simply can't get the real thing. I could never fuck a hooker. I'd just feel so dirty afterwards. Half the fun of sex is, after all, the pursuit of it.

Nice way to judge there buddy.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Nice way to judge there buddy.

I'm just saying, that's how I feel about doing it myself. If other people feel differently, so be it.

 

[coldvein]

i was training a new girl yesterday who had a helluva a gap. i admit that i was admiring it.


my lustiness feels out of control sometimes.

 

[Minus_Me]

I know there's a few strippers that live in my building. I always wanted to make chit chat but they don't go to our condo meetings/outdoor events.

 

[Kentpaul]

Making my way through my first few beers before i enter drunkness. ATM shit's like i'm drinking water for the first time after walking through a desert

 

[freenudemacusers]

all praises be gap

 

[Kentpaul]

beers, cider and wine, I'm covering a few bases tonight.

Chavy tarts are hot as fuck

 

[ZeroRay]

Are they the spice girls?

 

[freenudemacusers]

kentpaul your life mission in this thread is to find chavvy tarts with gaps

go forth sir

 

[brianjones]

whats the american equivalent of a chavy tart

 

[freenudemacusers]

hot southern trailer girls

 

[Sai-kun]

all praises be gap

.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I wish I hadn't sold my PS3. Now I gotta sit here and watch some guy play Last of Us live on twitch to see what happens.

 

[EloquentM]

YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING

 

[Sai-kun]

New Slaves is unreal.

 

[Kerub]

Hello neogaf. Drank a lot of modus hoperandi. Now watching parks and recreations. Took me five minutes to write this. Can't stop trolling in gaming-side please help so I don't get banned.

 

[Kerub]

drunk GAF!? ;_;

 

[Kentpaul]

ASL 13 F CALI!

SLASH YEEZUSSS

 

[Dunedain_Ranger]

Hey have a question gaf I heard that if you take a beer shove it inside a ready to cook chicken and BBQ upwards its moistens the chicken. Going to try it tonight with the other beer in my hand.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Hey have a question gaf I heard that if you take a beer shove it inside a ready to cook chicken and BBQ upwards its moistens the chicken. Going to try it tonight with the other beer in my hand.

Don't forget to deep fry it.

 

[AcridMeat]

Went to work early to get a head start today.

 

[Wool]

I just masturbated for the first time in 47 days. It felt really good, but it felt really bad. I was trying to do the 90 day challenge. It's the ultimate test of self control. Apparently I am weak.




Maybe I should try masturbating 90 times in 1 day?






Coldvein lets go to Charlie's. I'll fill you in on the details of my masturbating saga.

 

[(._.)]

what

 

[Wool]

There was a thread awhile back where a whole bunch of people tried it. I can't find a link to it, but it was good.

 

[AcridMeat]

The contest brought out the best and worst of people. Yesss

 

[Minus_Me]

My friend flies in tomorrow! Cannot fucking wait to see her again.

 

[Snuggles]

I thought about going out on a Friday but instead I'll just sit in silence in my dark apartment and drink some cheap beer. Life is good.

I wonder what Dan is doing right now.

 

[Minus_Me]

Is that Riggs? Miss that guy.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm gonna assume he's enjoying a fresh delicious dominos pizza.

 

[ZeroRay]

Fuckin' UPS decided not to deliver my Last of Us copy today. Gotta wait till Monday, or try to pick it up tomorrow.

I got a pump from the gym, gonna hit up the bars and bring a honey home. If that doesn't work out, I already got a good porn queue set up.

 

[coldvein]

Coldvein lets go to Charlie's. I'll fill you in on the details of my masturbating saga.

be careful what you wish for dawg, im in missoula RIGHT NOW. headin out on a multi night backpack/camp expedition with my brother tomorrow, but when i return i'll be hitting up charlies. and als and vics. and the old post. and kettlehouse. and perhaps the golden rose. unless i get gutted by a grizzly bear in the wilderness.

 

[thefit]

from Riggs on TC.

"I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was skinny"



enjoy.

 

[ZeroRay]

Fucking broken elevators. Had to climb the stairs. Killed the buzz I wanted listening to Yeezus.

 

[arab]

last of us is god tier drunk multiplayer

 

[ZeroRay]

fuck u arab. You know I don't have it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Did you get that honey you wanted?

 

[ZeroRay]

I wouldn't be posting here if I did. Might have to start getting into the escort game like disappeared.

Yeezus is aight.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol who is this ultra drunk dude in tc haha

 

[(._.)]

i joined the neogaf TC whoa lol

 

[Kisaya]

lol who is this ultra drunk dude in tc haha

lightus?

 

[lightus]

lightus?

Most likely. Don't be jealous.

 

[Kisaya]

Most likely. Don't be jealous.

I am. :/

 

[lightus]

I am. :/

Feels good madame.

 

[Surface of Me]

spun in my chair, not dizzy

is the world broken?


also where is tc

 

[EloquentM]

Graduation tomorrow. Have to wake up in 4 hours fuck.

 

[lightus]

Graduation tomorrow. Have to wake up in 4 hours fuck.

Extra coffee in the morning. You got this.

spun in my chair, not dizzy

is the world broken?


also where is tc

tinychat.com/tinygaf

Also yes, your world is broken. If you aren't dizzy after spinning, you aren't drunk enough.

 

[EloquentM]

Extra coffee in the morning. You got this.



tinychat.com/tinygaf

Also yes, your world is broken. If you aren't dizzy after spinning, you aren't drunk enough.

My friends are walking drunk lol

 

[Surface of Me]

My friends are walking drunk lol

A few weeks back me and some friends walked at last 3 miles drunk as fuck to the nearest 24/7 walgreens to get food and cigarettes. It was like 2-4 am. Got back had bagel bites, best bagel bites ever.