drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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I'm about to get high with some Asian Kidd he has nice biceps.
 
Finished four hours early thank god.. That was the most horrible day.. Almost threw up in the car there and my beer farts were fucking rancid working between two cute girls... It actually hurt to keep them in... Can't believe I didn't get sent home.. Was clearly a bit drunk
I'm about to get high with some Asian Kidd he has nice biceps.
Are you going to sex him
 
I just fucked his brains out. I'm gay guys I'm coming out of. The closet. Someone make a thread to announce this please. Thanks
 
The new S'mores Goldfish crackers are amazing. There's graham and chocolate flavored crackers but then there's also little marshmellow ones that taste like Lucky Charms. You guys need to get this shit. They're also good for you too, there's no artificial preservatives.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004P7T7YO/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Hi my name is macuser nice to meet all of you

Sorry sir, but the thread's at maximum capacity. You'll have to leave please.
 
I can't stop thinking about DMT. I had to make a thread about it.

All i can say is who ever has had a full DMT trip is one lucky mother fucker. Bizarre alien worlds building up in there minds.

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Surprise drunkness! Didnt think there was gonna be any booze at my dads 61 birthday since he doesnt drink but his friends came through and now im at my third scotch
 
Yeah, salsa is the best.
Just drank a bottle of Pliny in less than 10 minutes. About to go to San Francisco from some bike thing. I think I'm gonna ask out the whole foods girl, I just talked to her a second time and it was definitely happening. I was just in a hurry.
 
Yeah, salsa is the best.
Just drank a bottle of Pliny in less than 10 minutes. About to go to San Francisco from some bike thing. I think I'm gonna ask out the whole foods girl, I just talked to her a second time and it was definitely happening. I was just in a hurry.

Pliny is top tier beerstuffs, hats off to you sir.

Duuuuuuuude clerks 3!!

so stoked!!!!!

Kevin Smith threads really bring out all the haters on gaf.
 
omg lte rules just sitting in a car getting 30megabit Internet
 
yikes fuckin mega traffic on the way into sf.. going to petaluma instead
 
WasaaaaAaap drunk gaf I am one with you, all my friends have gone to bed and I've smoked a butt from outside because I'm that desperate. Ashamed.
 
Omg at this Petaluma bar that has like 35 taxidermist animals on display/ lol.
 
3rd blunt of the day. What am indoing with mtlifd
 
yeah I'm the group looking up every antelope species at Anderson's tavern
 
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