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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

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Snuggler said:
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let's get fucked up

should be get more beer soon, can't stop thinking about newports

the new spaceghostpurpp is so good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozCuzLCWQco
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My dude. Out here trying to do this thing via text. I need to bring in the new year with some tail I think she might bite. Pray for a ninja.

K.O.D. also great:
http://youtu.be/1tWuDJOLW8k

funny story, ive actually been to K.O.D. (I live in south fl) Ridiculous ass night
 
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Snuggles

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This is the closets I've been to breaking on smoking cigs since I quit seven months ago. I just don't give a fuck right now and it sounds sooooooooooo. It's almost time to go to liquor store should I do it? Just one pack can't hurt.
 
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AcridMeat

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I bought some whiskey glasses from work post work tonight. Two of 'em, "is this a gift?" "no." Manager next to us goes, "oh putting these to use tonight huh?"

I've been ousted already. :|
 
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ToLateToLove

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Snuggler said:
This is the closets I've been to breaking on smoking cigs since I quit seven months ago. I just don't give a fuck right now and it sounds sooooooooooo. It's almost time to go to liquor store should I do it? Just one pack can't hurt.
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Don't do it.. Drink some whiskey instead!!
 
Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

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Snuggler said:
This is the closets I've been to breaking on smoking cigs since I quit seven months ago. I just don't give a fuck right now and it sounds sooooooooooo. It's almost time to go to liquor store should I do it? Just one pack can't hurt.
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I'll smoke one for you. Don't do it.
 
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I'm fiending though, you have no idea. I think I'm gonna buy a pack, take like four out and crush the rest. Just a few would be fucking amazing right now.
 
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freenudemacusers

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Snuggler said:
This is the closets I've been to breaking on smoking cigs since I quit seven months ago. I just don't give a fuck right now and it sounds sooooooooooo. It's almost time to go to liquor store should I do it? Just one pack can't hurt.
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You need to be a good role model for your baby and smoke.
 
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a. I could quit before right it's born since I've already quit flawless cold turkey after 8 years of being a regular smoker. why not enjoy nicotine relief for the next 7-8 stressful months?

b. the torch has been passed, my life is now expendable. if I die I die, so who cares anyways
 
Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

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haha she's passing out. Time for another shot because lol my life is a fucking joke. I smoked one for you snuggler so you're good. Go to the liquor store.
 
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ok time to depart. I wonder if I'm gonna pass out it's been so long since I've had one. Can't berieve I'm doing this but it's just what I need.
 
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got a pack of camel menthols. gonna find a peaceful lakeside nook or a grassy knoll or some shit and smoek a couple of these bitches. it's been too long. gonna bring one of these dank ass beers too.
 
Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

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Snuggler said:
got a pack of camel menthols. gonna find a peaceful lakeside nook or a grassy knoll or some shit and smoek a couple of these bitches. it's been too long. gonna bring one of these dank ass beers too.
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nah man, nah give them to a homeless person breh what did you do man no
 
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You quit smoking you stupid son of a bitch. Throw that pack out before I bite your dick off and feed it to my horny hairy mom.
 
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Get'sMad

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I was gonna say stay strong snugs but its too late

next year is my 1 year anniversary of quitting cigs

I get madd cig dreams though...I've woken up so many times convinced I had smoked a pack the last night but it was just a dream

edit: errrrrrrrrr next MONTH not year obviously
 
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Get'sMad

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I was like a pack to 2 pack a week smoker (mostly on weekends whilst drinking of course) for 3-4 years

then I got insanely hooked on american spirit menthol lights (was mostly a spirit light smoker prior) and was up to a pack a day for close to a year and called it quits

smoke weed every day tho
 
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shadyspace

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smoking is the goddamn best. When I'm down I smoke to feel bad better and when I'm in a good mood I smoke to celebrate. I've been smoking for near a decade and I will never quit because I love it.
 
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Doesn't menthol make your dick shrink? I like menthol too.
 
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Get'sMad

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the first cig I ever smoked was some marlboro reds me and my bro stole from his dad

made fun of pansy ass menthol smokers for years

then I saw the smooth, cool light
 
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I hated cigs until my friend gave me a bidi when I turned 18. Bidi's are indonesian cigs rolled in leaves prob by child slaves but they were really good. Then I moved on to cloves then eventually traded the novelty shit for regular ass cigs then was an addict for the next 7 or 8 years.

Don't plan on getting another after this one but either way I will stop before baby drops. I probably can't be smoking ganj every day anymore so I need all the relief I can get for now, .

I miss smoking at worka nd outside of bars so bad.
 
Tokubetsu

Tokubetsu

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Get'sMad said:
the first cig I ever smoked was some marlboro reds me and my bro stole from his dad

made fun of pansy ass menthol smokers for years

then I saw the smooth, cool light
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haha yeah i know that. They call reds cowboy killers for a reason though. One red will hold me longer than a menthol from most brands.
 
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Snuggles

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Acid08 said:
Nah man, nothing like a Newport. They rip your throat apart so good.

Went on to just smoking Marlboro Menthols for about a year and now I haven't smoked in a couple months.
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yeah tbh Newp's are the king methol, cammy's are good to but that shit feels lame now

gon hang on to my pack for now but honestly the first one was all I needed to quell my fiendings, now I jus wish I had pot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NszEZQjbsa4
 
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Seanspeed

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Newports are good. I dont smoke cigarettes normally, but I'm that asshole who always asks for your shorts when I'm drinking. I like menthols, and Newports are DAMN menthol-y. Really strong, too, so you're always left satisfied.
 
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Get'sMad

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psssh....

the best way to drink vodka is just taking shots

using pickles or a piece of fruit or basically anything with a strong scent you can bite/ inhale immediately after taking the shot as a chaser

fuck mixing it
 
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balddemon

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fuck chasers bro. shots are good because you can just throw it down your throat and not taste it. unless you're taking tall shots, in which case i can't help you.
 
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Snuggles

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Eggman said:
Just don't smoke another cigarette again and you're fine.
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Yeah, I don't have any desire to smoke another one. The first was a nice treat but after that they weren't doing much for me. I was out of pot and just needed something harsh on my lungs, but I'm already over it.
 
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