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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I had a dream where I ate like five dollars in quarters and now it's all I can taste in my mouth. I feel sick.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
I had a dream where I ate like five dollars in quarters and now it's all I can taste in my mouth. I feel sick.

I would get that seen to dude

Some other causes and diseases that may be causing your metal taste in mouth are:
cancer
food allergy
peptic ulcer
lichen planus
marine toxins
too much iron
hypercalcemia
lead poisoning
bleeding gums
kidney disease
eating pine nuts
copper overdose
selenium toxicity
iodine intoxication
mercury poisoning
cadmium poisoning
acute kidney failure
burning mouth syndrome
Calcium carbonate supplements

I'm glad DR kentpaul's service could help you.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I think i might change my GAF identity...go into witness protection... avatar and username change

maybe you should go into hiding and never come out.

I would get that seen to dude

Some other causes and diseases that may be causing your metal taste in mouth are:
cancer
food allergy
peptic ulcer
lichen planus
marine toxins
too much iron
hypercalcemia
lead poisoning
bleeding gums
kidney disease
eating pine nuts
copper overdose
selenium toxicity
iodine intoxication
mercury poisoning
cadmium poisoning
acute kidney failure
burning mouth syndrome
Calcium carbonate supplements

I'm glad DR kentpaul's service could help you.

wow, I actually have all of these things, what are the odds?
 
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How much do you charge for beard twirling Danger Stepp?
 
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Deleted member 22576

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The good thing about being famous is everyone else is too
 
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Listening now! Steam chat is the least reliable way to get ahold of me, so I missed it. :( my mix ended up amazing though, great mix for 1/3/13
 
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Lately I've been having something of a torrid love affair with a very fuzzy fleece blanket.
 
does she have any grandchildren yet because if not.. you could play your cards right and come out of this net positive re babysitting etc
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I'll be the first one to birth a grandchild. But then I'm also probably going to have to move far away but I'll drop that bomb later.

Need more beer but I should be in bed by now, fuck work.
 

DangerStepp

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Between the Febreeze his car and all the hand sanitizer, Im convinced Snuggler is a germaphobe


Not that theres anything wrong with that

Are you going to post here to let us know if we are uncles or not?
 

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guys ok. first off i didnt mean to do this. i took more shots than i meant to. so many tards will mock me tmrw but like i started at 4 and didnt feel drunk so i tool 4 more and it kicked in 20 minutes later. i got super drunk on accident
FUCK OFF. i know im a noob drinker. im not making excuses.
 
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