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TOM f'N CRUISE
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the God Of War multiplayer beta is bad ass
DangerStepp
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No offense,but there couldnt be anything as unexciting to me as the idea of God of War multiplayer.
I would love my mind to be changed but that series has run its course for me.
I would love my mind to be changed but that series has run its course for me.
shadyspace
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why is it when i jerk off i can cum in like two minutes but when i'm fucking my girlfriend sometimes I straight up can't cum
freenudemacusers
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You're thinking about penis
DangerStepp
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I bet he's thinking of us, too.
shadyspace
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should I think about penis when I have sex with her?
freenudemacusers
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Are you wearing rubbers?
shadyspace
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Nope
freenudemacusers
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Stop jacking off for a week and see if that does anything
shadyspace
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And now she's starting to feel like it's her fault and is getting all sad about it since she always cums. It's like some bizarro version of male-female sexual relations I'm going through.
shadyspace
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she gets really wet maybe it's too slippery i should get in the ass and see if that makes a difference
shadyspace
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I have
DangerStepp
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I would suggest sneaking Snuggler in during a session in the dark to authenticate the faking.
But he's too potent; his boys swim.
But he's too potent; his boys swim.
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The article I'm reading, written by a women just used the phrase " so minced off your pus" which is hilarious and disgustingly awesome.
Flip the female over and fuck her from the back, Makes the pussy tighter. (Dry the pussy a little with your tshirt before you go for the money shot.)
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So that's why people wear tall tees?
shadyspace
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I do tend to have better results with this position actually
One shot, one kill. My dick is the golden gun.
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im fat(tm)
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Your mom's asscheeks are through my dick.
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el retorno
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best song is best song.
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I think im moving to Portsmouth......fuck
el retorno
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is that like england's detroit?
I was in and around Detroit this past week, what a depressing pile that city is now.
it's actually England's most notorious prison for pedophiles
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el retorno
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I love these posts
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vodka and oj you so best. I can't divorce it.
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http://www.daytrotter.com/#!/concert/cadence-weapon/20055943-3737556
that is the sickest beat i have ever heard
dope
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would it make me awful if i kept notecards what to talk to people at work about?
these people arent my friends, but i dont hate them. they just disappear out of thin air for 2/3rds of our "time." what if i just had notecards with little points like mention this and bring up that. I could update the notecards each night afterwork sitting alone in my car and keep them in the glovebox, and then instead of obsessively checking gaf alone in my car killing the THREEMINUTES of time i usually have before i want to walk in at exactly 3:56pm (with a ~65 seconds stop in the bathroom) which leaves to clock in at 3:58, grab a drink of water and plop down in my seat. what if i used that three minutes to read these notecards and then instead of finding myself in a group of perpetual strangers who i dont give a fuck about (except for those i do, which is all of them, unconveniently) i could remember what to say to them. is that wrong or is that a good idea.
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i just jumped and down and shouted "thats what im gonna buy" and then bought half life epsdoe2
these people arent my friends, but i dont hate them. they just disappear out of thin air for 2/3rds of our "time." what if i just had notecards with little points like mention this and bring up that. I could update the notecards each night afterwork sitting alone in my car and keep them in the glovebox, and then instead of obsessively checking gaf alone in my car killing the THREEMINUTES of time i usually have before i want to walk in at exactly 3:56pm (with a ~65 seconds stop in the bathroom) which leaves to clock in at 3:58, grab a drink of water and plop down in my seat. what if i used that three minutes to read these notecards and then instead of finding myself in a group of perpetual strangers who i dont give a fuck about (except for those i do, which is all of them, unconveniently) i could remember what to say to them. is that wrong or is that a good idea.
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i just jumped and down and shouted "thats what im gonna buy" and then bought half life epsdoe2
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
nah
This is portsmouth
i live here currently
I think it'll give me that fresh start ive needed..idk though.... scary ideas
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