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[el retorno]

Where the hell do you get unlimited beer for 3 hrs?

A bar. Its a friends birthday.

 

[Minus_Me]

That's a phenomenal deal.

 

[blame space]

one time my roommate won like a 600 dollar tab at a bar and we all popped molly and we were kings for that one night. i stayed up until 6 am watching dave chappelle youtubes after everyone else went to sleep.

 

[Get'sMad]

I think I drank about 300 beers the last time I did molly

and yeah totally was up until sunrise

top of the page dont give a fuck

 

[blame space]

top of the page

and im sweatin

 

[Seanspeed]

I think I drank about 300 beers the last time I did molly

and yeah totally was up until sunrise

top of the page dont give a fuck

Drinking was the last thing on my mind when on some Molly. The carpet though, man, that was the cat's paw.

 

[Minus_Me]

LSD+Molly=GOd

 

[blame space]

getting a lot of flashbacks about how many small time drug dealers i've known in my life.

 

[balddemon]

my life is so weird
i told that girl i wasn't hanging out with her tomorrow night , so she changed her plans to go where i'm going. i'm doing what i want and i STILL might be getting laid. sounds good to me.

 

[Minus_Me]

My girlfriend doesn't even change her plans for me. Consider yourself lucky

 

[freenudemacusers]

my life is so weird
i told that girl i wasn't hanging out with her tomorrow night , so she changed her plans to go where i'm going. i'm doing what i want and i STILL might be getting laid. sounds good to me.

Marry her

 

[Seanspeed]

Thats a bit stalker-ish.

 

[blame space]

who cares stalker chicks are hot

 

[Seanspeed]

who cares stalker chicks are hot

If you're a rockstar, maybe.

Oh yea, I'm drinking Miller Lite tonight! Beer snobs everywhere cringe and shrivel up.

 

[Minus_Me]

If it gets you drunk, it's worth my time.

 

[Seanspeed]

Ok, 12-pack down and I'm drunk, but not THAT drunk. Thats both good and bad.

Whats also good is that I wrote something really nice. I need to buy a mic so I can record stuff.

 

[shadyspace]

considering miller lite is like 2 percent alcohol that's not surprising

 

[ZeroRay]

hello ladyboys

 

[Seanspeed]

considering miller lite is like 2 percent alcohol that's not surprising

Somebody is watering down your Miller Lite. It should be 4.2% or something. I know its hard to tell at that point, though.

 

[el retorno]

Somebody is watering down your Miller Lite. It should be 4.2% or something. I know its hard to tell at that point, though.

Lite beer is crap.

 

[blame space]

what's even the point of light beer?

 

[Minus_Me]

Maybe he's watching his weight.

 

[ZeroRay]

Light beer is for people who can't commit.

 

[blame space]

all alcohol should just be grain liquor

 

[Seanspeed]

what's even the point of light beer?

You're not as hungover the next day.

 

[el retorno]

what's even the point of light beer?

Fat people
And frats

 

[EloquentM]

My dogs smell like shit ={

 

[blame space]

that's not even close to being true

 

[Minus_Me]

Hey eloquent, are you booze free, or did I misinterpret an earlier post?

 

[el retorno]

Hey eloquent, are you booze free, or did I misinterpret an earlier post?

Es sobrio ahora

 

[el retorno]

Joooooder, tres horas es demasiado. Estoy borrachismo

 

[Minus_Me]

Ah, good on you eloquent!

 

[freenudemacusers]

that's not even close to being true

Maybe he rubbed human shit on the dog.


Or if its like mine, the dog rolled in a dead animal. Eugh

 

[EloquentM]

Ah, good on you eloquent!

Kill me

 

[Seanspeed]

that's not even close to being true

You dont know how his dog smells.

 

[JohnDonut]

how hungry do you have to be before plain triscuits are an acceptable snack

idk normal??

I want some goddamn whiskey

Somebody is watering down your Miller Lite. It should be 4.2% or something. I know its hard to tell at that point, though.

anything less than 8% abv is pisswater, fyi

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'll be back here later tonight when I'm truly wasted.

 

[el retorno]

I'll be back here later tonight when I'm truly wasted.

Are you west coast

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Are you west coast

You know it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'll be back here later tonight when I'm truly wasted.

You're too pretty for this place

 

[el retorno]

You're too pretty for this place

Youve never seen me

 

[freenudemacusers]

Youve never seen me

It's probably better that way.






















Sorry that was mean

 

[EloquentM]

Mac what's it like being a father?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Terrible make sure to pull out

 

[el retorno]

It's probably better that way.






















Sorry that was mean

Im too sexy

 

[EloquentM]

Terrible make sure to pull out

I'm not too fond of that.

=/

 

[JohnDonut]

I'm not too fond of that.

=/

me either but if she's not on the pill deal with the consequences or get your shit snipped

 

[Seanspeed]

anything less than 8% abv is pisswater, fyi

Anything more than 8% is either ghetto or costs too much.

 

[el retorno]

Anything more than 8% is either ghetto or costs too much.

Step up your game.


This deal might be too much I <3 you all.

 

[JohnDonut]

Anything more than 8% is either ghetto or costs too much.

anything more than 8 just get a bottle of whiskey imo