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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
freenudemacusers
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well according to that site I've never been banned so
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Nice, post pics to keep me entertained
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AVATAR
Hey Mac personal question: how long have you been married if you don't mind me asking.
freenudemacusers
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5 years
freenudemacusers
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it's pretty cool. once you're married your wife can't say no. it's a standard rule.
Can you?
freenudemacusers
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No 
Man I want that. Some people want money. To be successful. To be respected and such. I just want a wife and three kids. A family.No
Bam Bam Baklava
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What if you get it and it turns out you didn't want it all.
freenudemacusers
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drive them into a lake
What a stupid notion. That goes against the entirety of my being. I NEVER want things that I don't want. I'm always satisfied with the outcome of my desires because I choose them accordingly. If I don't think they will live up to my expectations, then why "want" in the first place? Fuck, I think I drank too much.
Rubbish King
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Yup, you yanks... a litre of beer and you're done..cute
This is puffy
awwww :3
To be honest Manny, i want the same thing you do, its why im so addicted to romantic comedies sometimes, i mean money isnt a massive thing but id like a good job too
If everything falls through, we should just get married and adopt a rad kid and you can teach him poetry and ill educate him on music
Bam Bam Baklava
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I want perfect hair forever, a super hot bod (patrick bateman-esque), an M5, a high tech apartment in a tall building somewhere nice.
what I've been on some baileys in my coffee for the past 45 minutes now. Mmmm good shit.Yup, you yanks... a litre of beer and you're done..cute
awwww :3
To be honest Manny, i want the same thing you do, its why im so addicted to romantic comedies sometimes, i mean money isnt a massive thing but id like a good job too
If everything falls through, we should just get married and adopt a rad kid and you can teach him poetry and ill educate him on music
adding to my list, I would also want hair that changes itself to match whatever style I'm currently wearing, a wardrobe that updates itself with clothes that look good on me so I don't have to go shopping, and a tan like I had when I was in Hawaii, year round. this is more of an "unattainable wishlist" DLC type thing.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
been up for 30+ hours and im drunk, shh
Talk about your desire to impregnate a female
Bam Bam Baklava
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I wanna know what it's like to be the guy in my avatar for just a day.
Rubbish King
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Who the fuck is it
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't know and no one else seems to know either.
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Liferebooted
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Looks like I drunk bought Sleeping Dogs on Steam last night before I passed out.
Thanks mully =3
Shut your dirty whore mouth.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Doubt it.
Rubbish King
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Well no, but he sure looks alot like this dude... the sunglasses do a good job of disguising him
Bam Bam Baklava
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Well no, but he sure looks alot like this dude... the sunglasses do a good job of disguising him
Some resemblance but that guy as far as I know never did any modeling.
shadyspace
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6pm class cancelled thank you snow lets beer
luckyboyceo
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It's Javier de Miguel and that picture was originally from a SS2011 Canali spread. Just google search and you'll find him, or you can go here to see the smug bastard in all kinds of cool outfits, including the one in your avatar.
I mean seriously, he's just rubbing it in our faces now.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Damn.
Rubbish King
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I would say that the guy i thought it was is a better choice
Bam Bam Baklava
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Maybe in terms of musculature but look at this guy.
There's being gaunt and then there's concave cheeks gaunt. Not to mention his perfectly thick hair, piercing eyes, pouty lips. Strong chin/jaw and bold eyebrows. He's also the perfect height at 6'2''
I'm using this laptop I checked out at the library, and it has this rubber nub in the middle that controls the cursor. How long has this existed? Do people actually use this feature?
Why is he wearing a fanny pack?
Since when is 6'2" the perfect height? I am 6'3", but I used to be 6'2" and I can tell you that it was worse in every way. If I could pick a height, I'd be 6'7" so I could do slam dunks.
There's being gaunt and then there's concave cheeks gaunt. Not to mention his perfectly thick hair, piercing eyes, pouty lips. Strong chin/jaw and bold eyebrows. He's also the perfect height at 6'2''
Why is he wearing a fanny pack?
Since when is 6'2" the perfect height? I am 6'3", but I used to be 6'2" and I can tell you that it was worse in every way. If I could pick a height, I'd be 6'7" so I could do slam dunks.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I think this dude looks like a stuck-up poshboyMaybe in terms of musculature but look at this guy.
There's being gaunt and then there's concave cheeks gaunt. Not to mention his perfectly thick hair, piercing eyes, pouty lips. Strong chin/jaw and bold eyebrows. He's also the perfect height at 6'2''
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