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[Bam Bam Baklava]

Why else do you think he lives in Montana? Ain't shit to do there but meditate and hunt.

He has gone home to be a family man.

 

[Rubbish King]

Joking of course.

you definitely have to pm me a pic, im really curious now



and good show old chap for restoring normality back to drunk thread

Spoiler

avatar change :3

 

[Snuggles]

I don't have internet at home right now so I haven't been able to watch any porn in like, almost a month now. That was once part of my daily ritual: get high, check out today's updates, then beat the shit out of my cock. It bums me out thinking of all the updates to my favorite sites that I'm missing out on. Alls I got is 4G on my phone and I've already exceeded my data plan so I can't fuck with that. I barely ever even jerk off now since using my imagination is pretty lame. On the plus side I'm usually pounding slizz like 10 times a week so at least the poison is being drained from my body on a regular basis.

 

[freenudemacusers]

just hop onto textfiles or literotica bb

edit: fuck this is not a post for the top of the page fuuu

 

[Rubbish King]

I think you mean the middle of the page, bro

 

[freenudemacusers]

I'm not some 100pp dork

 

[shadyspace]

here in AMERICA we use 50pp like good god fearin' folk and we like it

 

[Snuggles]

Are those text porn? I don't know if I could fuck with that. Plus jerking off to a phone is way harder than it sounds. You gotta slap your shit with one hand while trying to hold the phone within proper viewing range with the other. Plus that shit will keep flipping between landscape and portrait which totally kills the mood. I could look into a stand or something but I'm not sure how that would work since I have to do the deed in the privacy of our bathroom. Usually on the toilet.

 

[ZeroRay]

You can try using your imagination.

lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

I can write some erotica here if you'd like, snuggler.

 

[EloquentM]

This is getting normal.

 

[coldvein]

snuggler what do you need to jerk off for, you got that christian lady riiiiiiiiight.

 

[Rubbish King]

Jesus Christ this looks amazing

 

[freenudemacusers]

less steve aoki pls

 

[Snuggles]

snuggler what do you need to jerk off for, you got that christian lady riiiiiiiiight.

No one woman could satisfy my needs.

 

[Minus_Me]

My relative went to Tomorrowland two years ago. Doesn't seem to remember much of his time there.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Snuggler, do you not know how to properly hold a phone while jerking off? You keep it still while beating your dick with your right hand. I dig the first-person porn on phones because I'm closer to them with my phone rather than my laptop.

 

[Minus_Me]

They have porn on cellular phones now?

 

[coldvein]

anybody recommend some good one handed man porn?

 

[Voice of Reason]

I'd tell you, but I'd get permabanned.

 

[Minus_Me]

I love your avatar Voice.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Voice of reason I just want to say that you are a good poster, and you remind me of a fallen member from an age not too long ago. I only hope you do not follow his path into darkness.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I hope so too.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm fiending for a beer but my car is literally froze shut and there's no way to get inside.

 

[Minus_Me]

send a neighbour to go buy you stuff and offer him to join you?

 

[Snuggles]

I'd rather sit by myself in the dark.

 

[shadyspace]

hold a lighter over the lock

 

[Snuggles]

Already tried that, idiot.

 

[shadyspace]

Hold a stove over the lock

 

[Snuggles]

Maybe I'll heat up a jar of your mom's pussy juice and try pouring it in.

 

[Vermillion]

Hey guys.

 

[Atramental]

Woot! Got myself a job again.

One of my past employers needs me back at their web design firm.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm having a drink to celebrate your victory!

 

[DangerStepp]

Congrats on the job, man!

Drinking Sailor Jerry to celebrate!

Ive been out on the story lately...are you pregnant, Snuggler?

 

[Rubbish King]

Hey guys.

why do i recognise you

 

[Snuggles]

Yes. Got a few beers but fuck Earth for icing up my ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OegVdXYTjSg&sns=em

 

[Seanspeed]

why do i recognise you

You're not drunk enough yet.

Or you're very drunk.

 

[Snuggles]

For some reason they changed blame space to a perma. Poor guy just got swept under the rug. He says bye.

 

[DangerStepp]

Yes. Got a few beers but fuck Earth for icing up my ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OegVdXYTjSg&sns=em

Welcome to Earf

That dude reminds me of Milo
http://youtu.be/sDEXUaAjh7E

 

[Vermillion]

why do i recognise you

'Cuz I get around... that and you've PM'd me before. Like three days ago?

Anyways, got some Bud Light Platinum and Henessey.

 

[Rubbish King]

I learnt something the other day




Snuggler has Twitter

'Cuz I get around... that and you've PM'd me before. Like three days ago?

Anyways, got some Bud Light Platinum and Henessey.

Oh yeah the thread that got locked

 

[Minus_Me]

'Cuz I get around... that and you've PM'd me before. Like three days ago?

Anyways, got some Bud Light Platinum and Henessey.

That's the biggest gulf in quality i've ever seen lol

 

[Seanspeed]

For some reason they changed blame space to a perma. Poor guy just got swept under the rug. He says bye.

How do you know its a permanent ban?

 

[freenudemacusers]

For some reason they changed blame space to a perma. Poor guy just got swept under the rug. He says bye.

Dark times bros


Dark times

 

[Rubbish King]

Because he told snuggles on twitter, you guise should totally follow him, he'd love it

 

[Vermillion]

That's the biggest gulf in quality i've ever seen lol

Hey! Platinums are good.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm not ragging on the beer, its just going from bud light to Hennessey is amazing. Don't worry I drink PBR on occasion lol

 

[Snuggles]

This Rolling Rock from a can tastes like the inside of an actual butthole. I was trying to be financially responsible, been spending way too much on the good shit lately.

 

[Minus_Me]

Rolling rock is swill. Paid 48 dollars Canadian for a 24. What a waste of my money.

 

[Seanspeed]

Rolling Rock is fine. Not great, but a good 'drinking' beer, definitely.