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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Seanspeed

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I usually don't mind the bottled version but the canned has this really funky aftertaste.

Cans can do that sometimes. Its weird, cuz sometimes I like cans for their crisp taste and carbonation, but then it does have a bad, tinny, aftertaste other times.

So are y'all listening to any music tonight? I've had Matt and Kim's Daylight on repeat for about half an hour now. I challenge you to not smile while listening to it.

I need it tonight.
 

Minus_Me

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Listening to some Esperanza Spalding and relaxing. Don't have to go into work tomorrow and that's awesome. Feeling good with some with some Fin du Monde beer.
 

coldvein

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don't make me drive over there and take your phone

hahah it wasnt anything crazy.

one of my homeboys (who she works with) showed up with a "package" from her of some of my things, consisting of a pillowcase, a t shirt, and a pair of pink underwear. also a note, saying "here's your stuff. please give "bob" my stuff that you have and he'll bring it back to me".

i just texted her and said yo, "i know you dont want to see me right now, and i understand that. but if you want your stuff, you know where i live. i'm not down with having my friends act as middleman between us".

thats okay right
 
We charge $5/text, $10 for a 3 minute phone call

Edit: vein I see, was worried, I have a friend who drunk texts exes constantly and we have to beat his phone out of him lol
 

Wool

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hahah it wasnt anything crazy.

one of my homeboys (who she works with) showed up with a "package" from her of some of my things, consisting of a pillowcase, a t shirt, and a pair of pink underwear. also a note, saying "here's your stuff. please give "bob" my stuff that you have and he'll bring it back to me".

Was this a pair of her underwear that she wanted you to have? That is some stalker ish right there.
 
You gonna tell us what a simp-fest is or not

man, i pulled a groin muscle playing basketball and want some alcohol to numb the pain. all i have is chocolate and canned soup :(

What a coincidence I pulled a quad playing ball today. But I drink to numb the pain of false hopes and broken dreams.
 
Speaking of guys who can't get it. I was with a friend of mine today and this guy starts trying to talk to her for what I assume was getting her number. But, this dude was so fat and lame she and I were cringing every time he started a new sentence. After he had to stop she told me she was actually scared of the guy it was so bad.

At first I laughed at the whole thing because what the fuck else am I gonna but that image of this guy striking out so hard has been haunting me all day. It's really messing with my head.
 
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