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[Minus_Me]

Thanks Snuggler. Just had a great sushi lunch with my client, and we're pretty buzzed. Should I take him out to the casino or go to the strippers tonight?

 

[luckyboyceo]

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So much for a light trim for my job...

URGH! I wanna kick myself in the ass.

Hey man at least it will grow back. And in the mean time, you'll have some good scruff going on that everyone loves.

Thanks Snuggler. Just had a great sushi lunch with my client, and we're pretty buzzed. Should I take him out to the casino or go to the strippers tonight?

Strippers. Business is always done best while at the strip club. Everyone knows that.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Strippers. Business is always done best while at the strip club. Everyone knows that.

I never figured you for a strip club goer.

 

[Minus_Me]

I think I'll take him to one, and hopefully the girl doesn't mind being a little extra "touchy" with him. He called me out of nowhere today, and I had no time to plan with. Hopefully that means he's going to close on a deal soon.

 

[Wool]

You're better off not knowing, but it's some GAF poster who used to act normal, but then gained notoriety in that funny pics thread for spamming one image repeatedly as a joke and then later on typing like a "moe" anime character. It's all pretty lame but internet people love to run a joke into the ground so you'll hear it's name mentioned a lot around here.

Wasn't he also the one who made the thread where he claimed he had a whole bunch of alt accounts, and kept posting with different ones telling the mods to ban him?

 

[luckyboyceo]

I never figured you for a strip club goer.

I'm not. I think I've been three times in my life and every time I've been, I've been accused of being rude to the strippers lol.

I think I'll take him to one, and hopefully the girl doesn't mind being a little extra "touchy" with him. He called me out of nowhere today, and I had no time to plan with. Hopefully that means he's going to close on a deal soon.

Sounds like you've got it in the bag. Getting him a lap dance would probably seal the deal.

 

[Snuggles]

Wasn't he also the one who made the thread where he claimed he had a whole bunch of alt accounts, and kept posting with different ones telling the mods to ban him?

That was someone else, can't remember his name. No one important.

Minus do some blow and get your pricks sucked, I can't think of a better way to woo your client.

 

[balddemon]

Aguirre is a chick afaik. pretty cute one too.

 

[Minus_Me]

I know he does blow, but I haven't touched drugs in a long time. As for getting it on with a stripper, that's cheating if my gf isn't there.

 

[Snuggles]

I know he does blow, but I haven't touched drugs in a long time. As for getting it on with a stripper, that's cheating if my gf isn't there.

Really? I don't see how it's any different than getting a message or a pedicure. You're simply paying for a service. Tell her you're supporting the local economy and single mothers by doing it.

 

[Minus_Me]

She's been with me to places before, and gotten dances herself, but her not being there would probably piss her off. Bringing her tonight would be a no go as she hates my business.

 

[EloquentM]

strippers and cocaaaaainneee

edit: what does your business entail minus (if you don't mind me asking)?

 

[ZeroRay]

Mob associate.

 

[Minus_Me]

I don't mind at all, but I'm under a ton of non disclosure agreements. I'm basically just a sales man at the end of the day that caters to government departments both domestic and international.

 

[EloquentM]

I don't mind at all, but I'm under a ton of non disclosure agreements. I'm basically just a sales man at the end of the day that caters to government departments both domestic and international.

so basically...

Mob associate.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

He's Patrick Bateman.

 

[Minus_Me]

Now I gotta go into hiding.

 

[Vermillion]

You're better off not knowing, but it's some GAF poster who used to act normal, but then gained notoriety in that funny pics thread for spamming one image repeatedly as a joke and then later on typing like a "moe" anime character. It's all pretty lame but internet people love to run a joke into the ground so you'll hear it's name mentioned a lot around here.

All I want to know is Aguirre's gender.

 

[Minus_Me]

I saw her refer to herself as a woman.

 

[coldvein]

im in the wrong body, i was born a lesbian.

 

[Minus_Me]

That's just the liquor talking Jim.

 

[coldvein]

god, or whoever, has made a terrible mistake

 

[Vermillion]

I saw her refer to herself as a woman.

So have I, but people say that's not true.

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm new to this whole story, so I'm pretty lost.

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm glad our talk this morning has sunken in coldvein. I'm here for you sister.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm new to this whole story, so I'm pretty lost.

Same.

 

[AcridMeat]

Song of the day my folks.

 

[disappeared]

Kronenbourg beer and vodka tonight.

My video camera is shipping from California!!

Excite drink

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Song of the day my folks.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

 

[disappeared]

Barney: Next, they're gonna show my movie.

Bart: You made a movie?

Barney: I made a movie!?

 

[Mully]

Let's get weird tonight.

 

[disappeared]

Only if you wear the shirt. You know, that one.

 

[shadyspace]

valentine's day is the worst like a necklace? Maybe a necklace.

 

[ConsumerSquare]

Only teenagers and single people and elderly people who are still happy to be alive and not alone celebrate Valentine's Day. I'm none of those, and neither is my wife. Mercy.

 

[shadyspace]

single people are all about celebrating valentine's day

 

[Snuggles]

hey

 

[balddemon]

• got damn guys
• great workout
• talk to a girl who I thought hated me
• turns out she doesn't
• she also mentioned she's single
• we may be going out tomorrow night
• and getting drunk

 

[Voice of Reason]

I need to get a girlfriend. Been eyeing this cute girl at my Bio class, with nice big tits, a juicy ass and a cute face.

 

[freenudemacusers]

1. Drinking mimosas all day

2. Vein did you try to call me? Someone from Missoula called me.

 

[Seanspeed]

I need to get a girlfriend. Been eyeing this cute girl at my Bio class, with nice big tits, a juicy ass and a cute face.

Sounds awesome.

Fuck her and then get on that finding a girlfriend part afterwards.

 

[Minus_Me]

Booyaaa! Closed on my client and didn't have to resort to topless woman.

 

[Seanspeed]

Damn! Closed on my client and didn't get to resort to topless woman.

Fixed.

 

[Minus_Me]

Makes me feel like less of a sleazy pimp which is good lol

 

[disappeared]

Guys wer'e gonna hit 10000 tonight.

 

[ConsumerSquare]

Not to be a buzz-kill, but today is the 10th anniversary of the Columbia disaster. Cheers to them. Decent way to go, all others considered.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Fixed.

Co sign

 

[disappeared]

I bought a hat for the first time in like fifteen years.

 

[Minus_Me]

Why does champagne get you drunk so much faster than everything else? Is this just me?

 

[disappeared]

It's like juice. And carbonated.

science help me out.

 

[shadyspace]

I drove a round trip of like 4 hours to pick my girl up on new years eve and we got back just a couple minutes before midnight to my parent's house and they weren't gonna be back for hours so we were pumped to get drunk all night, downed a bottle of champagne each 'cause we were so pumped ended passing out like an hour later. that shit sneaks up on you real fast.