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[AcridMeat]

The Unprofessional Friday yesterday.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Fuckin' shit.
I saw the most beautiful girl in the parking lot of the grocery store. She had amazing curly hair and a big mole near her nose, and was wearing super elegant black jeans so tight it looked like her legs were made of denim. Coupled with a very tasteful peacoat and an amazingly minimalist purse. But my goddamn hands were full. I had a sandwich in one hand, a bottle of beer under my arm and a grocery bag in the other. On top of that I was awkwardly trying to seat my earbuds back in my earholes so I could finish a podcast I had been listening to. I missed it man. I missed out. I made eye contact with her, but my main priority was not dropping the multitude of items encumbering. I let her slip away. :[ She was soooo pretty. She'll live on in my dreams.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Fuckin' shit.
I saw the most beautiful girl in the parking lot of the grocery store. She had amazing curly hair and a big mole near her nose, and was wearing super elegant black jeans so tight it looked like her legs were made of denim. Coupled with a very tasteful peacoat and an amazingly minimalist purse. But my goddamn hands were full. I had a sandwich in one hand, a bottle of beer under my arm and a grocery bag in the other. On top of that I was awkwardly trying to seat my earbuds back in my earholes so I could finish a podcast I had been listening to. I missed it man. I missed out. I made eye contact with her, but my main priority was not dropping the multitude of items encumbering. I let her slip away. :[ She was soooo pretty. She'll live on in my dreams.

Should have offered her your sandwich.

 

[Atramental]

I need to fuck something.

edit: top of the page...

But who fucking cares because this is the drunk thread where we can be real with each other.

 

[coldvein]

a sattyday night drunk jam: http://youtu.be/mRlSjH4W0L0 dedicated to drunk thread homiez. some people were born to rock and roll

atramental, fuck your hand buddy its right there.

 

[Atramental]

Can't.

I have to use both hands to design stupid projects that aren't going into my portfolio.

 

[Kjellson]

Does anyone know how to share a Spotify song on link?

Edit: Ugh.

 

[freenudemacusers]

If you sit on your hand and put it in toilet water it feels like a stranger doing it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

goddamit im on these med that make one drink feel like 5 and its both awesome and shitty at the same time

 

[coldvein]

what kinda pills steve

 

[luckyboyceo]

Yes Steve please explain.

 

[SteveWinwood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escitalopram

that's what I'm on and the doctor was like oh yeah you'll be a cheap date now

i've had like 2 beers and now i'm all crazy drunk

 

[EloquentM]

0__o um that's not the kind of drug I'd suggest taking with alcohol.

 

[SteveWinwood]

0__o um that's not the kind of drug I'd suggest taking with alcohol.

My doctor was like oh yeah as long as you're not washing the pill down with it you will be fine drinking with it and I was like okay.

 

[Seanspeed]

You ok Steve? Seems like something might be the matter.

 

[kehs]

Drinking a Stella Artois.


This is what hipsters must taste like.

 

[SteveWinwood]

You ok Steve? Seems like something might be the matter.

Nah I'm good. The medication does actually work and it's helped me get over a lot of anxiety and depression. If the only downside is I get drunk after 2 beers ill take it.

but thank you for caring!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Steve you're tingling my date rape alarm.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Steve you're tingling my date rape alarm.

Ill tingle you any day you want bud.

 

[Seanspeed]

Nah I'm good. The medication does actually work and it's helped me get over a lot of anxiety and depression. If the only downside is I get drunk after 2 beers ill take it.

Right. Thats good.

If it makes alcohol affect you that strongly, it might be best to just not drink, though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

~~~~~~~~ c=( ))

 

[Voice of Reason]

I just snorted some Oxycodone and I'm playing Metal Gear Rising.


What am I doing with my life

 

[Seanspeed]

I just snorted some Oxycodone and I'm playing Metal Gear Rising.


What am I doing with my life

Having fun.

Not a fan of snorting that shit, though. Its strong enough just taking orally. Dealing with the pain of putting up your nose isn't worth it.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Snort carefully that shit hits hard. It did a couple of lines quick like once and I almost passed out.

Plus I hear a lot of pills have antisnort magicks in them making them gummy etc

 

[Seanspeed]

Plus I hear a lot of pills have antisnort magicks in them making them gummy etc

Coatings on certain pills need to be gotten rid of, but other than that, it should be business as usual.

 

[luckyboyceo]

The whole concept of snorting anything has always made me shudder for some reason. Definitely no coke (outside of the cola variety) in my future.

With that said, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, Voice.

 

[Seanspeed]

The whole concept of snorting anything has always made me shudder for some reason. Definitely no coke (outside of the cola variety) in my future.

You can always turn it into crack if you prefer smoking something.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Right. Thats good.

If it makes alcohol affect you that strongly, it might be best to just not drink, though.

I'm trying to be careful with my intake.

~~~~~~~~ c=( ))

I know of at least two other gaffers in ND but then you moved away before we could have a meet up

 

[freenudemacusers]

In my defense, I lived in Minot.

The whole concept of snorting anything has always made me shudder for some reason. Definitely no coke (outside of the cola variety) in my future.
.

Yeah it's one of those things that looks better in movies than real life lol.

 

[Voice of Reason]

.My nose isred because of all the snorting.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I got no problem with snorting if your nose can handle it.

 

[SteveWinwood]

In my defense, I lived in Minot.

Oh man that must have sucked hard.

 

[Seanspeed]

.My nose isred because of all the snorting.

That shit doesn't go down easily.

Only time I ever bled was from day-old scabs.

 

[balddemon]

I wish walmart sold wine.

maybe they do, I just haven't found it. I'll look. I want those small bottles like blame space had, I don't wanna finish a bottle of wine in the next 4 hours by myself after not drinking for 3-4 weeks lol.

 

[Snuggles]

I wish walmart sold wine.

maybe they do, I just haven't found it. I'll look. I want those small bottles like blame space had, I don't wanna finish a bottle of wine in the next 4 hours by myself after not drinking for 3-4 weeks lol.

My walmart sells hard liquor.

 

[Seanspeed]

I wish walmart sold wine.

maybe they do, I just haven't found it. I'll look. I want those small bottles like blame space had, I don't wanna finish a bottle of wine in the next 4 hours by myself after not drinking for 3-4 weeks lol.

My Walmart definitely sells wine.

 

[Dead Man]

My walmart sells hard liquor.

America's relationship with alcohol is so weird.

 

[balddemon]

hmmm I'll go look, and if they don't, there is a liquor store right across the street haha.

 

[Seanspeed]

America's relationship with alcohol is so weird.

Is weed legal in your country?

 

[Atramental]

Goddamn. I'm so fucking horny.

What in the world? What the fuck did I eat today?

something ain't right.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

There's always hookers.

 

[Atramental]

I not fucking no South Carolinian hooker.

Or any hooker for that matter.

edit: I need to see if I can get with that girl that was all over me at that party.

 

[Seanspeed]

There's always hookers.

Masturbating seems like such an easier, cheaper solution.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I wish walmart sold wine.

maybe they do, I just haven't found it. I'll look. I want those small bottles like blame space had, I don't wanna finish a bottle of wine in the next 4 hours by myself after not drinking for 3-4 weeks lol.

Are you on the mo or the kansas side? Mo side wally worlds def sell wine.

 

[Dead Man]

Is weed legal in your country?

LOL, decriminalised for use, but no. I meant more the way people worry about opening containers in cars, and having such a high drinking age, but you can buy it in walmart.

 

[balddemon]

Are you on the mo or the kansas side? Mo side wally worlds def sell wine.

kansas side. didn't check walmart, but went to target instead. got the makings of some pizza, and when they didn't have wine, I hit up the liquor store next door and got some seasonal coffee stout. hope it's good.

edit: schlafly coffee stout. it's weird, but I like it. first taste of non budlight-esque beer that I've had (besides red seal, but that shit was nasty), and I'm enjoying it.

 

[EloquentM]

Whiskey, beer, I've missed thee

 

[Dead Man]

kansas side. didn't check walmart, but went to target instead. got the makings of some pizza, and when they didn't have wine, I hit up the liquor store next door and got some seasonal coffee stout. hope it's good.

edit: schlafly coffee stout. it's weird, but I like it. first taste of non budlight-esque beer that I've had (besides red seal, but that shit was nasty), and I'm enjoying it.

You have taken your fist steps into a wider world, congratulations.

 

[AcridMeat]

Whiskey, beer, I've missed thee

I decided to get ginger ale yesterday and made half-half whiskey/ginger. Man it was great.

One day I'll actually get some help via therapy. I have a feeling it'll do me many things good.

 

[EloquentM]

I decided to get ginger ale yesterday and made half-half whiskey/ginger. Man it was great.

One day I'll actually get some help via therapy. I have a feeling it'll do me many things good.

You don't have a problem.