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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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hi acridmeat
luckyboyceo
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CV DID YOU MARRY THAT GIRL?!
okay, so, if you've been following the story
there's this woman who i've been heavily in to for a while. has every quality that i think is great. she's smart, she's beautiful, she's modest, she's wise, she has big boobs, she's fucking EVERYTHING. but she has a boyfriend.
we've been hanging out for a while, just casually, like hey we're friends, let's drink hot chocolate together. so we were gonna go out to a movie tonight. pals. this whole time my heart is throbbing to death because i feel like ive been friend zoned. i ask her if she wants to GET A DRINK before the movie, she says sure. we drink a couple whiskeys. she says lets not go to this movie, lets just walk around and talk. so i'm like "okay". she admits that she's been having some feelings for me, and she feels really bad about her boyfriend, and so lets do something else. so we meet some of my dudes at the skeezy bar, do some shots, drink some beers.
we walk out of there, go sit on a bench and START MAKING OUT LIKE FUCK
YES
YES!!!!
if my excitement is tearing a hole in space/time i dont give a fuck
some people were born to rock and roll
there's this woman who i've been heavily in to for a while. has every quality that i think is great. she's smart, she's beautiful, she's modest, she's wise, she has big boobs, she's fucking EVERYTHING. but she has a boyfriend.
we've been hanging out for a while, just casually, like hey we're friends, let's drink hot chocolate together. so we were gonna go out to a movie tonight. pals. this whole time my heart is throbbing to death because i feel like ive been friend zoned. i ask her if she wants to GET A DRINK before the movie, she says sure. we drink a couple whiskeys. she says lets not go to this movie, lets just walk around and talk. so i'm like "okay". she admits that she's been having some feelings for me, and she feels really bad about her boyfriend, and so lets do something else. so we meet some of my dudes at the skeezy bar, do some shots, drink some beers.
we walk out of there, go sit on a bench and START MAKING OUT LIKE FUCK
YES
YES!!!!
if my excitement is tearing a hole in space/time i dont give a fuck
some people were born to rock and roll
DDBam Bam Baklava
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hahah sucks to be that boyfriend.
luckyboyceo
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Boyfriend is your professor WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE
Bam Bam Baklava
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hahaha well his professor is the new frontrunner for king of all simps.
luckyboyceo
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Holy shit this made me laugh way too much.
here's the sad, dark, drunk version of the song i posted earlier. dt
http://youtu.be/jRIB7W1OlbA
luv u drunk thread.
http://youtu.be/jRIB7W1OlbA
luv u drunk thread.
Voice of Reason
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Good for you coldvein, but your next step should be telling her to dump her boyfriend. You don't wanna be in the middle of that shit.
freenudemacusers
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Make her drop that dude ASAP. You don't want to be the "I'm mad at my boyfriend" backup d.
Kill him and eat his heart in front of her.
Voice of Reason
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I would propose something more civilized, like challenging him to a card duel.
freenudemacusers
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And use his mouth as a toilet.
Voice of Reason
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Shitting in his mouth would certainly guarantee you pussy for a month.
yeah. im not telling her anything.
"move out of your super nice apartment that your software engineer boyfriend pays for and into my rape kitchen"
no.
Voice of Reason
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Software engineers are ugly.
freenudemacusers
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What's wrong with a rape kitchen?
no doubt.
but up until now, everything with this girl has worked the way it has because i've fucking PLAYED IT COOL. i just smiled and was my charming self. i never came out and said "we can't be friends like this cuz i LOVE YOU GARL" i was just there. and then she came around. she's going to break up with her boyfriend. i don't know when, and i dont know what she's going to tell him, but i know that its going to happen. and i imagine myself being on the other end of that. im not sure what the terms will be.
there's a girl i hooked up with for a few weeks then we ended it and agreed to act normal about it. but every time i see her around at parties she acts fucking weird and leaves the room when i walk in. :[ i want to talk to her about it but i feel like she won't give me the opportunity
If beer had like no carbs I would literally drink it everyday. Certain beers are up there with all my other favorite beverages.
Derpends
freenudemacusers
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You guys don't eat people? It's really the last true luxury in this world.
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