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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Andrew.

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Don't you ever want to settle down Andy?

Drew please.

Yeah, no. I don't do relationships. Thirty one and this last one proved that. I'm built for flings. I'm still strongly attracted to other women, and I want to do my own thing. Do what I want, when I want, how I want. The bachelor life is no joke. It's fucking beautiful. And if I need to get laid, it can happen. I don't mean that in a cocky way mind you, I mean it in a I'm-in-my 30s-and-if-you're-reasonably-cool-by-this-time-you-might-have-a-couple-long-term-booty calls-up-your-sleeve sort of way.
 

Andrew.

Banned
I was jealous of Tandys. They seemed shitty, and yet, Egghead Software sold the fucking Simpsons Arcade game for it as well as Ninja Turtles.

I was pissed.
 

coldvein

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i might be getting almost ready to be settled down time.

just need to find the right woman y'know guyz

and right now i feel that i'm closer than i've ever been
GOD DAMNIT
 

Andrew.

Banned
You aint gettin shit. Im closed fat boy.

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