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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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EloquentM

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I remember in the most recent pirates of the Caribbean movie where the group of pirates are in a cave and a stalactite falls and impales one of the pirates. I busted out laughing in the theatre because it was so random and unnecessary.
 
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AcridMeat

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Pirates...3, was with a group of friends at the theatre. I was really tired, fell asleep 30 minutes in and woke up to the post credits teaser. Solid movie.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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Was talking to this guy in class today and he brought up some story about how a girl was trying to get him to smash while her boyfriend was there. Apparently the bf was into the whole thing. But the guy said no.

What would you do drunk gaf?
 
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balddemon

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MiDNiGHTS said:
Was talking to this guy in class today and he brought up some story about how a girl was trying to get him to smash while her boyfriend was there. Apparently the bf was into the whole thing. But the guy said no.

What would you do drunk gaf?
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like...cuckolding? if I was confident I could get it up with him in there, and she was really hot, then I'd probably do it. might need some booze in me first though.
 
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balddemon

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well, if the twigs and berries don't touch, and no eye contact is made, it's not gay. I'd be down with the DP (not in the same hole, duh).
 
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luckyboyceo

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AcridMeat said:
Pirates...3, was with a group of friends at the theatre. I was really tired, fell asleep 30 minutes in and woke up to the post credits teaser. Solid movie.
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High-five. That's one of the few movies I've fallen asleep during in theaters. Literally, I think that list has about two films on it, can't remember the other one.
 
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AcridMeat

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Yeah Lucky I can't recall any other movie I've fallen asleep to like that. I think when I was 10 or 11 and we rented Vertical Limit I was so bored I actively tried to fall asleep.

bald your dad sounds pretty cool to me.

Oh and when I was again around 10-12 I walked out of U-571 in theatres because I was so bored. Stood outside for 10 minutes, said I went to the bathroom.
 
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balddemon

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AcridMeat said:
Yeah Lucky I can't recall any other movie I've fallen asleep to like that. I think when I was 10 or 11 and we rented Vertical Limit I was so bored I actively tried to fall asleep.

bald your dad sounds pretty cool to me.

Oh and when I was again around 10-12 I walked out of U-571 in theatres because I was so bored. Stood outside for 10 minutes, said I went to the bathroom.
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my parents are, in general, pretty awesome. but falling asleep during the pokemon movie!! I can understand the tigger movie, but pokemon is just inexcusable.
 
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luckyboyceo

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Since apparently I'm the only one in this thread drinking (shame on you, drunkGAF), I'm 3 Heinekens deep and feeling pretty good. I found out I don't have class till 2:30PM tomorrow (and Thursday!), so I figured I'd make the most of it.

Oddly enough I've been surprisingly productive.
 
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Bam Bam Baklava

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luckyboyceo said:
Since apparently I'm the only one in this thread drinking (shame on you, drunkGAF), I'm 3 Heinekens deep and feeling pretty good. I found out I don't have class till 2:30PM tomorrow (and Thursday!), so I figured I'd make the most of it.

Oddly enough I've been surprisingly productive.
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Bro I'm drinking in this thread nearly every night. Tonight being no exception.
 
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Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
EloquentM said:
You're insulting us. You're not even trying not to drink. You're just not drinking. Don't talk about alcohol. You don't deserve it.
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EDIT: Realise I shouldn't have to prove myself to you so I will use this gif to show how many fucks I give about your dumbass assumption

 
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disappeared

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Whole thing’s versus
the other and other and the other and the other and the other
somebody’s gotta be on top
rooting with songs
and somebody’s gotta versus the other and the other and the other
and that’s it then
the whole thing’s
 
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disappeared

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I'm convinced Emily is a woman who's lived for a thousand years. She seems to be able to predict us terrible men - and terrible women - with barely a whisper.
 
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EloquentM

aka Mannny
disappeared said:
Whole thing’s versus
the other and other and the other and the other and the other
somebody’s gotta be on top
rooting with songs
and somebody’s gotta versus the other and the other and the other
and that’s it then
the whole thing’s
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Oh I like this. I always miss out on poetry GAF threads.

Copernicus said:
God damnit elohelm, stop aggravating people.
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My bad. Sarcasm is so hard to express over the interwebz, right, right?
 
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Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Copernicus said:
God damnit elohelm, stop aggravating people.
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He didnt mean to, i just took it personally. Genuinely proud of not drinking for so long I felt pretty fucking happy

Then to be (even jokingly) talked down to on the subject was pretty aggravating, especially since I am younger than you guys, nobody likes being talked down to and then made to feel like their problems are nothing. Fact is I have drank since I was about 13-14 and from around 16 it has been fucking bad at times, I've literally moved a couple hundred miles away from all my friends and family to get over these problems and to sort my life out.. I am struggling pretty bad, sorry to unload here but fuck it, i already feel judged for my irrationality

Sarcasm never works over the internet elly
 
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