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[Andrew.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xytgT8_A0qQ

 

[coldvein]

im really printing out all 10,000 pages of drunk thread 1 and turning it into a scroll.

future art.

 

[kehs]

I'm getting shitty tonight



With a capital w

 

[Andrew.]

Who is going to read it?

And fuck you all. I own the top of this page.

 

[Wool]

im really printing out all 10,000 pages of drunk thread 1 and turning it into a scroll.

future art.

10,000 pages? You're going to do 2 posts per page?

 

[Andrew.]

10,000 pages? You're going to do 2 posts per page?

What episode is your avatar from? Its bothering me, but I only consider seasons 3-7 relevant.

 

[coldvein]

10,000 pages wool

 

[Snuggles]

coldvein publish that shit on kindle

 

[Voice of Reason]

How about everyone that's banned? Won't they want credit for their posts?

 

[coldvein]

coldvein publish that shit on kindle

no fucking way. fuck that. i dont believe in electronics. there will be two copies of it and you will have to travel to see it like the constitution in the smithsonian or wtf ever

voice: i know everybody that was banned in drunk thread 1. they've signed their rights over to me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

just for you, dickface.

don't know what to say save keep yo chin up. i think you're in a transitional space in your life, fwiw, and i've felt that way too at times. maybe not quite to that degree (or possibly, it's hard to self-analyze sometimes).

 

[coldvein]

don't know what to say save keep yo chin up. i think you're in a transitional space in your life, fwiw, and i've felt that way too at times. maybe not quite to that degree (or possibly, it's hard to self-analyze sometimes).

i should make this clear. this wasn't me dumping my feelings out on neogaf because i feel terrible. i feel fucking amazing right now. i feel like everything i've been through and worked for has come to be .. right now. i feel great.

i made that post because i have a friend who runs that depression-thread thing and he asked me talk about my life. that's it. i decided that i could tell some honesty. wasn't trying to get some attention from you guys or anything

im like

my chin will stay up. it was bent once. never again. blink 182 pax 2013

 

[Wool]

The only thing that needs to be saved from Drunk Thread 1 is this chain of desks:

Oh and RIP Deathbyvolcano. Somebody ought to erect a shrine.

What episode is your avatar from? Its bothering me, but I only consider seasons 3-7 relevant.

Season 5 - The episode where Burns hires a woman and Homer falls in love in with her.

 

[coldvein]

wool stop being a dickhole and pretending that you know anything about drunk thread 1.

 

[Andrew.]

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Season 5 - The episode where Burns hires a woman and Homer falls in love in with her.

I knew he looked familiar. The Michelle Pfeiffer episode. Fucking classic.

 

[kehs]

i keep reading andrew as andrex and im wondering why hes in here

 

[luckyboyceo]

Vein did something big happen in your life? I can't catch up on the last few pages.

Did you marry that girl or something?

 

[coldvein]

for those of you who werent present. drunk thread one was like

and then

and then

and then

and then

if you weren't there then you can go fuck yourselves.

and not be in my scroll.

(so basically fuck you wool)

 

[Andrew.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egA-YmTpIa8

 

[Wool]

All this coming from the man that turned drunk thread 2 into dating-age. Gimme a break! I'll bet DeathbyVolcano is rolling in his neoGAF account's grave.

 

[coldvein]

i can turn drunk thread 2 into whatever i want, asshole. death by volcano loves me and so does everybody else who is worth anything

 

[luckyboyceo]

Vein can you explain how the tattooed babe fits into those events? I missed that part.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i feel sad for acrid every time I see that photo

 

[Andrew.]

Im so glad I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about.

 

[Snuggles]

What's happening, I'm scared

 

[coldvein]

Vein can you explain how the tattooed babe fits into those events? I missed that part.

uhh, yeah. i boned her at some point in 2012. hahahhahaha


(this is my version of drunk thread 1, other people probably have different ideas)

 

[Voice of Reason]

You guys are all handsome in those pics, I wanna suck your dicks.

 

[coldvein]

You guys are all handsome in those pics, I wanna suck your dicks.

i never needed to get my dick sucked again after that night.

 

[coldvein]

hello will one of you drunks please talk to me because im lonely and this is my last time. i care about yr feelings

 

[kehs]

hi vein

 

[coldvein]

copernicus. love you bro. hows work

 

[freenudemacusers]

i never needed to get my dick sucked again after that night.

awesome bro

...


hey wait...

 

[kehs]

copernicus. love you bro. hows work

<3

I dont remember I was kinda drunk at work today

 

[coldvein]

awesome bro

...


hey wait...

i look like a smirky idiot in that group pic. acrid has better ones.

<3

I dont remember I was kinda drunk at work today

OH REALLY. thats weird cuz im kinda drunk right now.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i wonder if mcclaren will creep on paxmeet 2013

 

[Snuggles]

I'm walking the line.

 

[coldvein]

i wonder if mcclaren will creep on paxmeet 2013

not if he doesnt want to get spit on and laughed at.

thats not even internet tough guy coldvein talking.

that shit will not fly.

 

[coldvein]

what?

 

[freenudemacusers]

awesome but bro....

 

[freenudemacusers]

those are some high ass heels btw

now i look crazy thx

 

[coldvein]

i like to wear heels sometimes.

 

[Voice of Reason]

coldvein has lost his mind

 

[coldvein]

hahahha

 

[kehs]

You haven't lived until you've walked in six inch stilettos.

 

[coldvein]

i love macuser.

 

[Voice of Reason]

the answer is whatever you want it to be. really no one gives a fuck mathematics will continue to exist regardless. controversial thread tho.

.

 

[coldvein]

wgat? no context

 

[Strega]

i ran out of brews and all i have left is kahlua...

 

[Voice of Reason]

i fucking love blame space. he remains one of the most constent entities i have ever seen online. HE NEVER breaks character. he is always one with himself. his small avatar. i tried rocking it for a while but the pressure got to me.

i even pm'ed with him for a while, but it was to intense. the man operates on a higher level. it's not trolling, it's not playing a character or persona.

Blame Space is something more refined. Something more nuanced. You can't categorize him. You can't.. put him in the periodic system. he is neither a cynic or an optimist. Blame Space doesn't play by those rules. He can't be a fanboy, and he shows no real interest for something. One can only assume that he is a Ninja Turtle fan, but I have a theory that he might be a design major and thus indirectly referencing that his favorite color is blue and/or that he once did a paper on Leonardo da Vinci. (Leonardo the blue NT is named after him).

I appreciate Blame Space as much as I scare him. He reminds me of my own sense of inadequette'ness. I know I should not compare myself, but it is impossible not to. It's a kick in the balls to know that I will never get to those levels.

Maybe I will write something at one point in my life that will warrant something more than a slow clap. But not 50 million years of twitter tweets will teach me to make such perfectly sentenced no-capital-letter posts that Blame Space does.


And then there is his name. OH MY FUCKING GOD. I have a few essays somewhere on my old computer ALONE about the true meaning of his name, but I will spare you that for now. holy fuck.

.

 

[arab]

wait what I said, is it part of a song?

No but you resurrected my treasure planet boner