drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Gotta work early but my bed feels empty and this anxiety over the future keeps me awake. I know what my heart wants but it's leading me into a world of pain. But that's the only way,
 
Huh, I guess drunk-bought that SimCity game last night. I forgot that I should delete my cookies and hide my mastercard when I go online after drinking. That shit can be dangeorous. Oh well.

Fuck your Xbox's.
 
I almost bought a phone last night.


Fucking alcohol making you not give a fuck. I did reup a subscription though. Time to go suck 130 dollar cock.
 
It was actually a jitterbug.
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just wanted to say that you all are some legit bros and thank you for listening to me all day yesterday during my wild attempt to tear a drunken hole in the universe.
 
Reading the chronicles of the last year of my life via drunk thread. Kinda neat, kinda depressing. You guys should try this.
 
I don't know if you guys heard but he's actually dead. He fell into a cage at the zoo and got skullfucked to death by a pack of Silverback Gorillas. At least he died doing what he loved.
 
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