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[Snuggles]

eggman's life insurance policy covered her laser hair removal treatments.

You can get life insurance on someone who's life is worth nothing? Huh, didn't know that.

 

[freenudemacusers]

You can get life insurance on someone who's life is worth nothing? Huh, didn't know that.

of course. you just gotta pay.

 

[Andrew.]

Whatd he finally do to get the boot anyway?

 

[balddemon]

Do you guys wanna see a picture of my broken leg?

 

[coldvein]

only if the bone is poking out.

guys i think im done drinking for at least a week.

 

[freenudemacusers]

something about jizz and a female celebrity iirc

this post doesn't make sense on a new page but imma leave it

 

[balddemon]

Yep I'm chillin in the hospital now and the pics are on my dads phone so I'll show you guys probably in a few days. Nfi how to post pics from a crackberry.

 

[Snuggles]

Wait when did you break your legs? Is this a thing that just happened?

 

[freenudemacusers]

he was dressed as a gorilla skullfucking eggman. gorilla gangbangs get a little crazy sometimes, those guys don't know their own strength.

 

[Andrew.]

something about jizz and a female celebrity iirc

this post doesn't make sense on a new page but imma leave it

Well alright then

 

[Kwixotik]

I got a 70 on my organic test and I can't even get drunk about it because I'm required to be sober at this party tonight that everyone else attending will be drunk at

Also I'm on 2.5 hours of sleep and have to write a paper and turn it in by 6pm tomorrow. I don't even have a topic yet.


Fuuuuuck me

 

[balddemon]

Wait when did you break your legs? Is this a thing that just happened?

Yeah last night playing basketball. Effing sucks I'm so bored.

 

[Snuggles]

Did you cry?

 

[Voice of Reason]

Gorillas huh

 

[balddemon]

Did you cry?

Nope just screamed in pain for a few seconds and then the adrenaline/shock set in and it didn't hurt that bad anymore. Now they got me hopped up on loritab and toradol lol.

 

[EloquentM]

Nope just screamed in pain for a few seconds and then the adrenaline/shock set in and it didn't hurt that bad anymore. Now they got me hopped up on loritab and toradol lol.

That sucks bald. I know how much you wanted to up your ball skills. Now you've hit this wall ={

 

[Voice of Reason]

Bald I'm gonna snort some oxys for you in a bit love u bro

 

[Snuggles]

It's Friday guys.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you broke me

 

[Minus_Me]

Christ.

 

[Wool]

It's Friday guys.

Yeah

 

[Minus_Me]

NOOOOOOO!@

 

[freenudemacusers]

i'm not even scrolling up to see who did that but fuck whoever did

edit

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

 

[Minus_Me]

Stupid Friday happiness.

 

[Wool]

Don't you plebs have "home" and "end" on your keyboards? Sony knew this was gonna happen, and they prepared me for it.

 

[balddemon]

Thanks homies. I'm glad I'm on mobile, I don't know if I wanna see snugglers post.

I will be playing again in 12 or so weeks. Super quick recovery time. And in the meantime, my upper body gon' be swole af.

 

[Andrew.]

18 beers to drink

18 more to go.

 

[kehs]

12 weeks?


I remember I broke my ankle in high school. I totally milked it for like 6 months.

 

[Andrew.]

12 weeks?


I remember I broke my ankle in high school. I totally milked it for like 6 months.

bitch.

=P

 

[kehs]

totally

Looking back at it, it was ridiculous.

 

[Minus_Me]

You deserve a medal for that.

 

[kehs]

I'm drinking a BUSCH beer.

This is terrible.

Literally one of the worst beers I've ever had, and this include O'douls.

 

[Snuggles]

Even in the most desperate times I haven't fucked with Busch

 

[Andrew.]

I have a bottle of Jack in my freezer left over by my ex. Its been sitting there a month. I wont touch that shit.

 

[kehs]

the fuck is jack doing in the freezer?

 

[Minus_Me]

I have a variety of liquor stashed away in my freezer.

 

[kehs]

this is nonsense

 

[Minus_Me]

Only thing I drink room tempt is Whiskey.

 

[Andrew.]

I always keep my liquor freezing cold.

 

[ZeroRay]

I crinked my back doing Deadlifts.

Looks like someone cursed this thread.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Great, now I'm afraid I'm going to snap my arms in half at the gym tonight.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Jammed three fingers at the same time last night playing ball. Got these bruised swollen looking sausage fingers today.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i stubbed my toe today

 

[kehs]

my liver is a little deader

 

[Andrew.]

This thread thrives on Fridays.

Go fuckin figure.

I need some mellow Snuggler techno shit.

 

[Get'sMad]

Friday bitiches

smoked a bowl, bout to go to town on some yakisoba and kill a bottle of wine

fuck yeah

 

[EloquentM]

I want wine... And wings but only have enough for one....fuuuuuuh

 

[freenudemacusers]

This thread thrives on Fridays.

Go fuckin figure.

I need some mellow Snuggler techno shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEImj9GQntM

 

[kehs]

I need to go home, someone give me a ride.

 

[Vermillion]

So, GAF... have you ever started drinking when you were only about 80-85% recovered from a cold?