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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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balddemon

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A tame eggman.

Took a nap and had a great dream where I cameron diaz fucked the shit outta me, literally. The room was covered in cum and poop lol. Such a weird goddamn dream. Luckily I didn't shit myself or cum in my pants.
 
Fuck I got hammered last night. I also got into a fight for defending my fellow poo pushers... in a gay bar no less.

I'm so hung over. Everytime I exhale it tastes... flammable. CHRIST ON A BIKE.
 
I need a New York gif stat

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coldvein

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I am assuming he put his penis inside a woman's vaginal canal after a brief but effective session of foreplay and heavy petting.

and then he never came back to drunk thread again.

hahah jk jk

had a couple beers and bbq with luckyboyceo tonight. choice man date.

and im out.
 
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