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[ZeroRay]

Around four years ago, me and two friends went out to South Beach at night.

It started raining and we were about to head home when these two good looking ladies came walking in our direction. Now being the blowhard SOB I was back then, I told them I could pull them (it was either that, or just hit on them, whatever is more humiliating). My friends not in the mood for my bullshit basically told me to put up or shut up. Gettin all nervous, I just stared at them approach and pass and couldn't even come out with a "hi". The bros got a good laugh at that.

Barely tangential, but I felt like sharing this story.

 

[Seanspeed]

Around four years ago, me and two friends went out to South Beach at night.

It started raining and we were about to head home when these two good looking ladies came walking in our direction. Now being the blowhard SOB I was back then, I told them I could pull them (it was either that, or just hit on them, whatever is more humiliating).

Good laugh there.

My friends not in the mood for my bullshit basically told me to put up or shut up. Gettin all nervous, I just stared at them approach and pass and couldn't even come out with a "hi". The bros got a good laugh at that.

Barely tangential, but I felt like sharing this story.

I enjoyed it. Stories of miserable failure always make me feel better about myself. L) <----thats not it, wait, K)<----, hold on......L))))))L:..this ishnt' woriking good, hold up.......I'm done trying. I sually edit my posts to make it seem like I aint drunk but i ai am.

 

[ZeroRay]

I too am self conscious about not appearing drunk in the drunk thread.

And so is mostly everyone else here lololol.

 

[EloquentM]

Idk. I can never come when you flow. The hormones are really not my thing.

 

[blame space]

im gonna drink until i die

 

[balddemon]

idgaf about my posting when sober, mug less when I'm drunk.

Ps why are we all so bitchmade I. Here?

Pps I'm sober. Early rising tomorrow.

 

[blame space]

im having an existential crisis.

 

[CommonSense]

im gonna drink until i die

Allow me to buy you some shots.

 

[disappeared]

I always wanted to fuck Cyndi Lauper
when she was in the 80s
the alternative girl
skirts of paper and dead semen
and she had those thigh high
stockings that grab
the attention
but I would have been only five
years old
not much a boy could do
to that woman
I didn&#8217;t know what my come looked like
until I hit twelve and jerked off
to romance novels I found in an attic
but at the end there&#8217;s the horny cowboys and women
made out of glass

 

[CommonSense]

I always wanted to fuck Cyndi Lauper
when she was in the 80s
the alternative girl
skirts of paper and dead semen
and she had those thigh high
stockings that grab
the attention
but I would have been only five
years old
not much a boy could do
to that woman
I didn’t know what my come looked like
until I hit twelve and jerked off
to romance novels I found in an attic
but at the end there’s the horny cowboys and women
made out of glass

I'm tipsy and this still sucks.

 

[blame space]

commonsense no one asked you

 

[disappeared]

then remove it

 

[CommonSense]

commonsense no one asked you

What? I wasn't listening, sorry.

 

[blame space]

yo i'm 'tipsy'

sup y'all lmfao

 

[CommonSense]

yo i'm 'tipsy'

sup y'all lmfao

Try harder. Your internet persona must be protected, it's all you have!

 

[blame space]

nice

EDIT: did i protect it

 

[blame space]

i mean at least, at the end of the day, i didn't earnestly post on the internet about losing my car keys in 2012.

 

[CommonSense]

i mean at least, at the end of the day, i didn't earnestly post on the internet about losing my car keys in 2012.

I lol'd.

 

[blame space]

i'm sorry that's all i remember. i do my best with what i have

don't be a dick in this thread. this is a safe area

 

[CommonSense]

i'm sorry that's all i remember. i do my best with what i have

don't be a dick in this thread. this is a safe area

Rules should be in OP right next to a "how to distill your own liquor" link.

Somebody should get on this.

 

[blame space]

you can buy liquor at the store

 

[CommonSense]

you can buy liquor at the store

Yeah but what if I lost my keys?

 

[disappeared]

then you rob it

 

[blame space]

 

[CommonSense]

then you rob it

 

[disappeared]

real talk.

prairie-kid style

 

[CommonSense]

real talk.

prairie-kid style

Where do I put my shit if I ain't got my ride, yo?

 

[Rubbish King]

Good laugh there.


I enjoyed it. Stories of miserable failure always make me feel better about myself. L) <----thats not it, wait, K)<----, hold on......L))))))L:..this ishnt' woriking good, hold up.......I'm done trying. I sually edit my posts to make it seem like I aint drunk but i ai am.

When are you coming here?

 

[Voice of Reason]

then you rob it

 

[Snuggles]

 

[Voice of Reason]

 

[Voice of Reason]

im very high right now, i popped a molly im sweatin

 

[Atramental]

Ahh right! Looks like my near future is going to be full of more parties.

And to think I was a social recluse not too long ago.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Your future is looking bright.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Ahh right! Looks like my near future is going to be full of more parties.

And to think I was a social recluse not too long ago.

 

[balddemon]

I want to play basketball so fucking bad. Fuckthis broken leg shit.

 

[Wool]

Ahh right! Looks like my near future is going to be full of more parties.

And to think I was a social recluse not too long ago.

What kind of party? A kegger?

 

[Atramental]

All I know right now is that there is going to be several graduation parties that I'm going to and then there's some summer parties that my designer friends are wanting me to come to.

 

[luckyboyceo]

I plan on throwing a keg in my backyard this summer. You're all invited.

 

[balddemon]

I plan on throwing a keg in my backyard this summer. You're all invited.

dope. pm me your address. we'll turn it into a weeklong partyfest so I get my money's worth from the plane ticket. haha.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Wish I could party hardy.

 

[Mordeccai]

I need to go to fucking bed. I hate my life. Two naked pictures and I still can't close for my life.

One day I will grow pubes

 

[insmileoutblood]

Good Friday, in Ireland nowhere sells booze today.

So naturally everyone stocks up on Thursday and get biblically fucked today.

 

[Snuggles]

I need to go to fucking bed. I hate my life. Two naked pictures and I still can't close for my life.

One day I will grow pubes

What?

 

[Noshino]

wtf dj playing country

how do i dance this

 

[Mr.Fresh]

I wanna try something new guys. I've been drinking Remy, Ciroc, and Smirnoff and only that since last summer. Has to be liquor. Preferably something sweet since ill be drinking with my bestfriend who is a girl.
(She says she needs something sweet or she can't drink it.)

 

[Kentpaul]

im gonna drink until i die

This.

One time i will get so fucked up and do some crazy shit and decide to never drink again. But a few weeks later i will be drinking again.

I have a right hard on for stout beers right now, Fuck yeah gaf

wtf dj playing country

how do i dance this

Do a half ass attempt at line dancing.

 

[Rubbish King]

I need to go to fucking bed. I hate my life. Two naked pictures and I still can't close for my life.

One day I will grow pubes

lol

care to expand, bro

 

[balddemon]

wtf dj playing country

how do i dance this

two step

girls love a man that can two step

 

[Snuggles]

lol

care to expand, bro

I'll expand ur mom's vaginal canal, bro.