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[luckyboyceo]

Bald, one of the ones Wool posted? You can tell just by the shape of the boobs? Or did you submit the pictures?

 

[ZeroRay]

"The problem with student loans is that you have to pay them back. What if you run out of money?"

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Playing Fifa is strikingly similar to how I live life. You put in all this effort and you focus hard but eventually one little mistake ends up costing you everything, all the effort is wasted. You try to turn it around but you become desperate you see the time running out and you start letting your mind get to you. You doubt yourself in a situation you would otherwise be good at, something as simple as a pass becomes difficult. You take more and more risks hoping for a break but the breaks never come. They always somehow seem to happen for the other guy and you find yourself in a deeper hole.

It's all psychological. Just having the ability to hold off doubt and retain composure is the difference between success and failure.

 

[Salsa]

Playing Fifa is strikingly similar to how I live life. You put in all this effort and you focus hard but eventually one little mistake ends up costing you everything, all the effort is wasted. You try to turn it around but you become desperate you see the time running out and you start letting your mind get to you. You doubt yourself in a situation you would otherwise be good at, something as simple as a pass becomes difficult. You take more and more risks hoping for a break but the breaks never come. They always somehow seem to happen for the other guy and you find yourself in a deeper hole.

It's all psychological. Just having the ability to hold off doubt and retain composure is the difference between success and failure.

boobs are like life

they are the tits

 

[luckyboyceo]

Playing Fifa is strikingly similar to how I live life. You put in all this effort and you focus hard but eventually one little mistake ends up costing you everything, all the effort is wasted. You try to turn it around but you become desperate you see the time running out and you start letting your mind get to you. You doubt yourself in a situation you would otherwise be good at, something as simple as a pass becomes difficult. You take more and more risks hoping for a break but the breaks never come. They always somehow seem to happen for the other guy and you find yourself in a deeper hole.

It's all psychological. Just having the ability to hold off doubt and retain composure is the difference between success and failure.

Just be glad your life doesn't mimic Dark Souls.

Also, great advice Salsa.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Playing Fifa is strikingly similar to how I live life. You put in all this effort and you focus hard but eventually one little mistake ends up costing you everything, all the effort is wasted. You try to turn it around but you become desperate you see the time running out and you start letting your mind get to you. You doubt yourself in a situation you would otherwise be good at, something as simple as a pass becomes difficult. You take more and more risks hoping for a break but the breaks never come. They always somehow seem to happen for the other guy and you find yourself in a deeper hole.

It's all psychological. Just having the ability to hold off doubt and retain composure is the difference between success and failure.

That probably means I'm also gonna kick your ass IRL

 

[Rubbish King]

What are you guys? Boobs or assmen

Im for boobs

They're just amazing

 

[Zeppu]

I finally found some cans of Guinness Surger! Been looking for them locally for years!

Bought in moderation, of course. Geeky, alcohol related gadgets are the best!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQfjRMfeQKk

 

[EloquentM]

Damn. She got then chillen in the leopard bra. Nom nom nom

 

[freenudemacusers]

asses > boobs

 

[balddemon]

honestly they need both. can't be flat as a board, but no fatties either. oh and the womenz have to have an attractive face. if that makes me shallow, it's ok because I can afford to be.

btw, I know someone who submitted their boobs, and I have seen the boobs, but I can't find them right now. it's been so long lol.

 

[Kwixotik]

I stop posting half of the posts I'm typing because I realize they're shitposts. I was about to post "YEEEEAAAAAAAAH!" in a thread.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

honestly they need both. can't be flat as a board, but no fatties either. oh and the womenz have to have an attractive face. if that makes me shallow, it's ok because I can afford to be.

btw, I know someone who submitted their boobs, and I have seen the boobs, but I can't find them right now. it's been so long lol.

Don't forget about their knees.

 

[Snuggles]

Don't forget about their knees.

Who cares about knees. They'll be pressed against the floor most of the time anyways.

 

[balddemon]

Who cares about knees. They'll be pressed against the floor most of the time anyways.

but they could cut through the floor. gotta be careful.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i don't watch scratches on my import tile bro

 

[coldvein]

fuck i am hung ooooooover.

 

[EloquentM]

i don't watch scratches on my import tile bro

Swag

 

[coldvein]

import tile .. i need to get me some of that!!

 

[Snuggles]

i don't watch scratches on my import tile bro

That's why you should also ask them to file down their nails before they come over. You should see the inside of my basement door.

 

[Atramental]

Sweet. The universe sensed my need for a good time and *bam* I got invited to another party.

Thank you based god.

 

[AcridMeat]

How did last night go Mr. Vein?

I performed a covert op mission at work to avoid the store manager and turn in my resignation. APRIL 28TH IT IS

Listenin

 

[Voice of Reason]

Sweet. The universe sensed my need for a good time and *bam* I got invited to another party.

Thank you based god.

You better get laid.

 

[EloquentM]

The highways and cars had sex creating this abomination called traffic. I wanna fuck her.

 

[balddemon]

piece of string sticking out of my wound can't be good but I don't think it can be too bad either.

 

[freenudemacusers]

piece of string sticking out of my wound can't be good but I don't think it can be too bad either.

sounds like you have morgellons bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons

 

[balddemon]

sounds like you have morgellons bro

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons

turned out to be a leftover stitch lolol. I took it out. I feel like house.

 

[freenudemacusers]

nah it's probably morgellons

 

[balddemon]

I'm actually a regular macguyver.

Hey snuggler, wanna help me fight hardmode bosses on terraria? Pc. Also you gonna get the ps3 version?

 

[Wool]

I walked down to the basketball court to shoot some free throws today, and there were two guys practicing lassoing on it. They had Wrangler jeans, cowboy hats, and a pickup playing country music with the windows down. There was this bale of hay with a mock bull head on it right in the middle of the court. Pretty upsetting


Edit: Balddemon why don't you want to play PS3 with me? Was I not good enough at Diablo?

 

[balddemon]

I wasn aware you had a ps3 lol. Add me my Id is TheHaighter.
Haven't played much lately because been playing 3ds and pc. I am tempts to double dip on terraria tnough and if you guys are willing to hey it I will too so we can co op.

Edit or I can add you because I'm on now

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I walked down to the basketball court to shoot some free throws today, and there were two guys practicing lassoing on it. They had Wrangler jeans, cowboy hats, and a pickup playing country music with the windows down. There was this bale of hay with a mock bull head on it right in the middle of the court. Pretty upsetting


Edit: Balddemon why don't you want to play PS3 with me? Was I not good enough at Diablo?

Why shoot free throws?

 

[balddemon]

Why shoot free throws?

he's too unathletic to actually play basketball. he's that lady at the gym that is shooting by herself kind of awkwardly. and when you ask her to move so you and your boys can run 5s, she says shes got next lol.

 

[brianjones]

dwight howard?

 

[luckyboyceo]

What are you guys? Boobs or assmen

Im for boobs

They're just amazing

Traditionally, I've been an assman, but I can (and often am) persuaded to switch to the boob side.

 

[EloquentM]

Where the hell am I?

 

[Anbokr]

rhode island bars are da shit fuck i didnt even get carded yolo

 

[Snuggles]

I got dog shit on my shoe. It was like a gob of creamy peanut butter. I first noticed it when I was with my friend going to smoke a bowl at his parents house, I tracked dog shit all over the carpet but decided not to say anything because it was BAD. Then when I stopped at the liquor store on the way home for beer I smeared that shit in a massive streak across the welcome mat inside the entrance. Now I'm febreezing it and dabbing at it with q-tips but it's all mashed into the cracks of my new fucking shoes and it won't come out.

 

[Atramental]

You better get laid.

I'm just going to this thing to have fun and chill out after I get done with this stressful week. It's going to be an outdoor BBQ with live music and booze.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'm just going to this thing to have fun and chill out after I get done with this stressful week. It's going to be an outdoor BBQ with live music and booze.

That's loser talk. How are you gonna fill your promise of the summer of sex with that talk.

Sounds more like simp summer 2013.

 

[Snuggles]

At least get a girl to let you cum on her face.

 

[Atramental]

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the single ladies and get some numbers. Aight.

That's all I'm doing.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the single ladies and get some numbers. Aight.

That's all I'm doing.

What do single ladies look like?

 

[Snuggles]

Vulnerable.

 

[Atramental]

What do single ladies look like?

I was invited to this party via facebook so I can already see the girls who have BFs by looking at their profiles.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Have fun, Altramental. Don't force things, they'll come naturally.

Speaking of women, I randomly ran into a girl I used to hook up with today and now I've found myself thinking about her a lot. We stopped hooking up because she wanted a relationship and I didn't, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe I'll try and hang out with her again this weekend and see where things go.

 

[Movement]

Have fun, Altramental. Don't force things, they'll come naturally.

Speaking of women, I randomly ran into a girl I used to hook up with today and now I've found myself thinking about her a lot. We stopped hooking up because she wanted a relationship and I didn't, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe I'll try and hang out with her again this weekend and see where things go.

Are you ready for a relationship now? If you ran into her it's a sign from the gods that you two should hook up again. I was hooking up with a chick but lo and behold she "isn't ready for a relationship". I wasn't even lookin for one.

 

[Snuggles]

I was in a situation over the past months but to be honest I don't feel like I've really been in a relationship since my previous ex. With this last one we were only 'official' when he had to move in together because of stuff that happened. We tried to force the relationship thing but we were never meant to be more than two people crossing paths. We will always be more than that now, but we're still meant to go our own ways. Now I'm wondering what the future could possibly hold, what's next.

 

[Wool]

Why shoot free throws?

he's too unathletic to actually play basketball. he's that lady at the gym that is shooting by herself kind of awkwardly. and when you ask her to move so you and your boys can run 5s, she says shes got next lol.

Am I supposed to be running all over the court by myself? I was bored and wanted to go outside, so I figured I'd go shoot. I would destroy you in one-on-one bald, you can run and tell that. People call me the second coming of Tom Gugliotta.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Am I supposed to be running all over the court by myself? I was bored and wanted to go outside, so I figured I'd go shoot. I would destroy you in one-on-one bald, you can run and tell that. People call me the second coming of Tom Gugliotta.

You should have practiced your highlight dunks.