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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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Voice of Reason
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I honestly don't see why, he always ends up botching his plans anyway.
Bam Bam Baklava
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How much do you think it costs to have someone take a class for a semester in your place?
luckyboyceo
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It's usually after I type my name on the paper that things go downhill for me.
At least I bought a bottle of whiskey today.
that's exactly the idea. but with more metal. maybe some sugar ray to lighten the mood every once in a while. and frisbees
luckyboyceo
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CV I got a bottle of Jameson. No porch but baseball is back so at least I can drink it while watching that.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I was doing a lot of thinking just sitting around campus today. I saw these unfortunate looking people walk by. Really unfortunate. At first I felt sorry for them but at the end of the day I'm one of them. Maybe I decide not to wear a fedora or a lame brony shirt and I put effort into my appearance but what's the point. I'm not some muscled up ladies man, I'm just as lame as they are. I'm a fraud man. A fraud that's fooling no one. At the end of the day doing my best is simply not enough to make up for all the things I lack. It's too late to be trying to play catch up anyways.
luckyboyceo
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You're in your 20's, dude. People reinvent themselves all the time, even at ages WAY past where you are right now. There's absolutely no reason you can't do the same. None. Don't tell me otherwise, cause it's not true.
Regardless, how are you defining "success?" Is it women? The amount of friends you have? Career? If you haven't, you should first figure out what exactly it is you're looking for in life then take the steps to change that. I know that's the same old boring Dating-Age rhetoric, but it's the truth. Do you want to be a muscled up ladies man? Start committing to fitness and make that happen. Hit the gym, get serious about a diet. Looking for more friends? Join a local club/class/sports team. Not only can you meet friends there, but the people you meet will introduce you to other people and just continue the chain from there. We've been over this before and despite what you might think, there ARE opportunities in front of you, you just need to grab them and take advantage of them.
Hope you feel better, man. You're a good dude, Midnights, and you owe yourself as much to think that.
Regardless, how are you defining "success?" Is it women? The amount of friends you have? Career? If you haven't, you should first figure out what exactly it is you're looking for in life then take the steps to change that. I know that's the same old boring Dating-Age rhetoric, but it's the truth. Do you want to be a muscled up ladies man? Start committing to fitness and make that happen. Hit the gym, get serious about a diet. Looking for more friends? Join a local club/class/sports team. Not only can you meet friends there, but the people you meet will introduce you to other people and just continue the chain from there. We've been over this before and despite what you might think, there ARE opportunities in front of you, you just need to grab them and take advantage of them.
Hope you feel better, man. You're a good dude, Midnights, and you owe yourself as much to think that.
Can someone fill me in on why that "getting high" thread is allowed? We had a Marijuana OT and they made a specific point of saying that we can't have drug-use related threads when they banned it. Can I make a thread about snorting oxycotin now?
Also, I went and looked at a room in this house with the two 19 year old girls I was talking about a couple weeks ago. Three bedroom house about a 1/2 block from the college campus. They have 3 Siamese cats, the house smelled like weed, and the one of them that I met was really cute. Short blonde hair, nice chest, and seemed really down to Earth. She said she was from Virginia, I haven't decided yet if that's a good or bad thing. My room would have it's own (crappy) bathroom, and I am on a different floor from the both of them. The dude currently living there was one of those meat heads with a tub of protein powder on his nightstand. He had a sleeveless lacrosse T-shirt on. I think he was trying to greet me but all I could make out was this barbaric grunting. He didn't say where he was moving to, but I'm assuming it'll be a cage at the zoo. Anyway, I don't think I could live in a room that I knew he used to jerk off in. I wouldn't get a wink of sleep.
Also, I went and looked at a room in this house with the two 19 year old girls I was talking about a couple weeks ago. Three bedroom house about a 1/2 block from the college campus. They have 3 Siamese cats, the house smelled like weed, and the one of them that I met was really cute. Short blonde hair, nice chest, and seemed really down to Earth. She said she was from Virginia, I haven't decided yet if that's a good or bad thing. My room would have it's own (crappy) bathroom, and I am on a different floor from the both of them. The dude currently living there was one of those meat heads with a tub of protein powder on his nightstand. He had a sleeveless lacrosse T-shirt on. I think he was trying to greet me but all I could make out was this barbaric grunting. He didn't say where he was moving to, but I'm assuming it'll be a cage at the zoo. Anyway, I don't think I could live in a room that I knew he used to jerk off in. I wouldn't get a wink of sleep.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Not looking for advice, it's all been tried before. Just felt like I had to do some drunken ranting. I'm back to the regular drunken posting now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRWk2mldrg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFRWk2mldrg
disappeared
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it's dead too much beer
daffodils
daffodils
word. i'm going to the home opener on monday. stoked.
good advice for anybody who is upset with their current self/situation.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Felt like George Costanza in that cult episode of Seinfeld. There were these mormons going around school trying to get people to convert and none of them tried to win me over. Not good enough for mormonism, how low can you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCEc5B1M8Y
"Him you brainwashed?! What's he got that I don't have?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoCEc5B1M8Y
"Him you brainwashed?! What's he got that I don't have?"
Wow so I stopped by my mom and stepdad's house to do free laundry, normally they have a few beers for me but none tonight. I poured a glass of my mom's "white wine" but it was a pinkish, really strong liquid. Now I'm surprisingly buzzed considering how little of it I drank, what the fuck mom. Is she stealthin some hard shit, this is weird.
Wine is magical smuggler.
No bros, what I meant is that she swapped out white wine with some pretty high proof liquor of some kind. The wrong liquid was in the bottle. Trickin the step dad and shit, gettin lit under the radar. Like mother like son I guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ux6y-06Npg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ux6y-06Npg
luckyboyceo
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He has way more than that if you count Voice of Reason's too.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I think voice actually changed his xbox gamertag before sending me a friend request to conceal his true identity. I figure it out anyways and he changed it back. Money well spent.
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hey gents.
listening to the Walkmen's first album tonight and vodka. so good so far.
listening to the Walkmen's first album tonight and vodka. so good so far.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I feel like making a drunk chat but no one would join it.
AwesomePossum
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i would join but then i'd leave like every relationship i've been in
Bam Bam Baklava
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It was my birthday yesterday and no one knew.
I remember when I was a kid we only celebrated my birthday 3, maybe 4 years.
I remember when I was a kid we only celebrated my birthday 3, maybe 4 years.
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