Bam Bam Baklava
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You guys are so off. Where I live is no mystery to this forum.
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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics
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guess who this low res beauty is:
if you guessed that it is the lady who styled my perfect hair today, you would be correct!
hot damn.
Dannngggg. What's with the ghost to her right? Is this a screenshot from a video or something?
luckyboyceo
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I know where Midnights lives but I don't want to spoil the fun for the rest of you guys.
+1 to this idea. That or just do it in Vegas or New Orleans. Somewhere we can freely walk the streets with alcohol.
youre definitely definitely doing vegas wrong.
Oooh things are getting juicy now.
You have your own secretary? Why are you posting in this thread with us failures?
Bam Bam Baklava
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He's a failure in a successful persons body.
I'm not drunk right now but I have to tell this story from last Saturday anyway. It involves alcohol of course.
I was hanging out with my fwb and her girl friend at the club. By closing time it was suggested that we have an after party. I naturally assume that it was gonna be the three of us but they start calling guy friends and I was like okay? That's weird but alright. So after a while we meet up with them at a food shop. These guys were really drunk and perhaps hoping for some sex so I, the obvious fifth wheel, was a serious problem to their plans. They're being mean and wondering who the hell I am etc. I play it cool and greet them normally. I had had some alcohol but not on their level so I was pretty sober already.
My girl is of course inviting me, we're going to her apartment after all. But as we're about to leave for sure, one of the guys, apparently a close friend to my girl's ex, basically tells me to fuck off, this party is private and I'm not included in the group (I've never heard anyone use those words while drunk before). I cant help but burst into laughter at this because I know the guy won't get laid tonight simply because I'm not either. He can try pursuing all he wants, he has nothing to fear from me. I express my disbelief over his ability and nerve to dictate who gets to come to another person's party but his friend chips in and says "hell, you can count right?! Two guys, two girls, you do the math!" xD Then they both get up in my face to act tough, being ready to beat me down. Hilarious!
Not wanting a fight, I back down, I'm not interested in their company anyway (though I would've absolutely loved to see them go for the ladies). The girls pull them away from me before something happens and I take out my ear plugs for some music for my walk home before having a short conversation with my girl about what just happened. Her girl friend has had a steady boyfriend for three years, she told me that earlier that night, so I have no clue what the guys were thinking to be honest :lol Sometimes I love drunk assholes. I hope I meet them again, could use the entertainment, you know?
I was hanging out with my fwb and her girl friend at the club. By closing time it was suggested that we have an after party. I naturally assume that it was gonna be the three of us but they start calling guy friends and I was like okay? That's weird but alright. So after a while we meet up with them at a food shop. These guys were really drunk and perhaps hoping for some sex so I, the obvious fifth wheel, was a serious problem to their plans. They're being mean and wondering who the hell I am etc. I play it cool and greet them normally. I had had some alcohol but not on their level so I was pretty sober already.
My girl is of course inviting me, we're going to her apartment after all. But as we're about to leave for sure, one of the guys, apparently a close friend to my girl's ex, basically tells me to fuck off, this party is private and I'm not included in the group (I've never heard anyone use those words while drunk before). I cant help but burst into laughter at this because I know the guy won't get laid tonight simply because I'm not either. He can try pursuing all he wants, he has nothing to fear from me. I express my disbelief over his ability and nerve to dictate who gets to come to another person's party but his friend chips in and says "hell, you can count right?! Two guys, two girls, you do the math!" xD Then they both get up in my face to act tough, being ready to beat me down. Hilarious!
Not wanting a fight, I back down, I'm not interested in their company anyway (though I would've absolutely loved to see them go for the ladies). The girls pull them away from me before something happens and I take out my ear plugs for some music for my walk home before having a short conversation with my girl about what just happened. Her girl friend has had a steady boyfriend for three years, she told me that earlier that night, so I have no clue what the guys were thinking to be honest :lol Sometimes I love drunk assholes. I hope I meet them again, could use the entertainment, you know?
TOM f'N CRUISE
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sounds like a couple of douche bags lol
brianjones
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that dude lives in the jungle or something its crazy
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I feel like such an asshole/idiot now.
Ugh, yesterday I was totally ok with being a fool but today is full of self loathing. Blech.
Ugh, yesterday I was totally ok with being a fool but today is full of self loathing. Blech.
I feel bad ....
This girl I have met a few times on OKC wanted to hang out, but I literally have no gas in my car. My debit card was left at my dad's and my old man told me to fuck off when I asked him to come bring it to me.
So this chicks sister and boyfriend are driving her over here right now but they are probably drunk as fuck. I got this feeling she is not going to be showing up tonight lol. Anyone wanna put money if she shows up or not?
This girl I have met a few times on OKC wanted to hang out, but I literally have no gas in my car. My debit card was left at my dad's and my old man told me to fuck off when I asked him to come bring it to me.
So this chicks sister and boyfriend are driving her over here right now but they are probably drunk as fuck. I got this feeling she is not going to be showing up tonight lol. Anyone wanna put money if she shows up or not?
brianjones
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u tryna cross swords ?
SteveWinwood
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Don't worry guys despite my best efforts I am still alive.
Caffeine pills + pain pills + alcohol for a whole weekend does some strange stuff though.
Caffeine pills + pain pills + alcohol for a whole weekend does some strange stuff though.
you guys listen to such indie music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDjZyoYk9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDjZyoYk9g
freenudemacusers
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I only listen to noise music from the 80s on cassette.
I met a girl from OKC once a few months ago. She was from Rhode Island, and I told her that my image of that state was based entirely on the beginning of Dumb and Dumber. She told me she was actually related to the Farrelly Brothers. I asked what else they've directed, and she said that they did The Three Stooges movie that came out recently. I said that was a bad movie, and she claimed to have not seen it. I think she was lying.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I promise you guys I will never, ever, bring up the shittiness of my life again in this thread or any others. My problems are my own.
Bam Bam Baklava
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How about I post about your girly little legs that snap like twigs.
Bam Bam Baklava
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My dick could probably support more weight than your pathetic legs though. Also speaking of mothers, shouldn't yours be confiscating your computer this late at night. It's past your curfew.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You're playing the mom angle pretty hard there man. It's uninspired but I expect no less from an illiterate yokel that lives in some podunk town no one has likely ever heard of. You probably ride your lawn mower to work like Bobby Boucher.
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