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[Rubbish King]

Hah poor pizza boy Chris. Snuggler you will never get my account!!


Also hope this is rugburn and not herpes, really I am not joking

Hey riggs i once rang you on skype but you never picked up what the fuck man

 

[Riggs]

Hey riggs i once rang you on skype but you never picked up what the fuck man

Really? I must of gave up and been drinking on the couch, was it last night? Sorry man.

 

[Snuggles]

Riggs I called like three times, man, what the fuck.

 

[Riggs]

Riggs I called like three times, man, what the fuck.

Bullshit lol, I didn't even get anything

 

[Snuggles]

I was completely nude on cam, you totally missed it.

 

[Rubbish King]

It was ages ago..I was drunk walking back from the pub and i thought it would be funny



But you rejected me </3

I think you were banned at the time so it was a while ago

 

[Riggs]

Oh ok, you guys had me all worried I could of made best new friends!

Seriously anyone with netflix watch El Infierno its fucking violent and funny as hell. Also saw Tom Greens first stand up last night lol, was good.

 

[Kentpaul]

Got some good weed and a prison break box set to view later, chilling Friday this is going to be.

 

[Rubbish King]

Got some good weed and a prison break box set to view later, chilling Friday this is going to be.

Where the fuck've you been mate?
What happened with City facilities, i got a job btw, cleaning hotel rooms and it fucking sucks

Did you smash your bosses car up good n proper?

Oh ok, you guys had me all worried I could of made best new friends!

Seriously anyone with netflix watch El Infierno its fucking violent and funny as hell. Also saw Tom Greens first stand up last night lol, was good.

It would never work

We're from two different worlds

 

[Riggs]

Kent fucking Paul ....

 

[EloquentM]

Whaddddup

 

[Kentpaul]

Where the fuck've you been mate?
What happened with City facilities, i got a job btw, cleaning hotel rooms and it fucking sucks

Did you smash your bosses car up good n proper?


It would never work

We're from two different worlds

Im on bail for some other offences, court on monday. Major fines incoming

 

[Kentpaul]

Kent fucking Paul ....

Glad your not permed, man

 

[Riggs]

Damn Kent, stay out for drunk GAf!

Thanks man, lol glad myself.

 

[Rubbish King]

Im on bail for some other offences, court on monday. Major fines incoming

What happened man?

Did that ass-kisser fire you?

 

[Kentpaul]

What happened man?

Did that ass-kisser fire you?

Its all good at work now, got in shit for swearing at the dude though.

Found any dodgy stuff in hotel rooms yet ?

 

[Rubbish King]

Its all good at work now, got in shit for swearing at the dude though.

Found any dodgy stuff in hotel rooms yet ?

Just some coke i think although i threw it away

So what you going to court for, giving your scrapper mate lifts?

 

[Kentpaul]

Just some coke i think although i threw it away

So what you going to court for, giving your scrapper mate lifts?

Some petty stuff and a dui charge fml, i can only bounce back from this pickle of a jam im in..

 

[Snuggles]

I wish I had a nice girl to take out to dinner tonight. Then maybe find a spot in the parking lot of the old abandoned state hospital and bang in my Honda. Or something. That kind of thing can be nice. I can't allow myself fall to deep into the whole solitude thing again.

I slept like 5 hours last night and I feel AMAZING. Fuck. I'm kinda sweaty and my nipples are mildly chaffing under my sweater.

 

[Rubbish King]

Some petty stuff and a dui charge fml, i can only bounce back from this pickle of a jam im in..

Yeah, couldve been alot worse, what actually happened after we last talked?

 

[Riggs]

I wish I had a nice girl to take out to dinner tonight. Then maybe find a spot in the parking lot of the old abandoned state hospital and bang in my Honda. Or something. That kind of thing can be nice. I can't allow myself fall to deep into the whole solitude thing again.

I slept like 5 hours last night and I feel AMAZING. Fuck.

I got a Honda

An Accord

 

[balddemon]

I have a honda.

an odyssey.

great for bangin.

 

[Snuggles]

I got a Honda

An Accord

Not trying to be a dick, but I bet it's a piece of shit.

I have a honda.

an odyssey.

great for bangin.

My Honda is terrible for banging. Way too small, I have to do some contortionist shit just to get in it.

 

[Riggs]

Hah, it's really nice. Perfect condition, 2008. 4 banger though.

I can send pics later if you want, sexy boy.

 

[ZeroRay]

I just bought a Camry home. Toyota 4 life.

2002 was a good year, right?

 

[Rubbish King]

Just got the apprenticeship


Tashbrooke is becoming a barman


fuck yeah

 

[balddemon]

congrats tash, now u can get us free drinks

My Honda is terrible for banging. Way too small, I have to do some contortionist shit just to get in it.

mine is perfect, just throw a couple blankets and pillows or a mattress down and we're good to go. so much room when the the captains chairs are gone and the back seat is down.

 

[Minus_Me]

I pride myself on never having banged in a car.

 

[Rubbish King]

congrats tash, now u can get us free drinks

mine is perfect, just throw a couple blankets and pillows or a mattress down and we're good to go. so much room when the the captains chairs are gone and the back seat is down.

party at my house u guise


everyones invited even snuggler, he can bring his cats and he gets one free suckerpunch for all the hardships i caused him

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Saw a girl I went to middle school with. Her breast size had increased about 650% and not that fake stuff either, these things were sponsored by destiny.

 

[Minus_Me]

Supported by destiny is an amazing line and I shall use it.

 

[Rubbish King]

Saw a girl I went to middle school with. Her breast size had increased about 650% and not that fake stuff either, these things were sponsored by destiny.

preggers?

 

[Riggs]

Just got the apprenticeship


Tashbrooke is becoming a barman


fuck yeah

Saw a girl I went to middle school with. Her breast size had increased about 650% and not that fake stuff either, these things were sponsored by destiny.

FUCK ya. Grats Tash that is awesome dude.

Also watching Terminator 2, fuck this movie is so awesome no matter how many times I see it. Why can't we get an awesome Terminator movie again?

 

[EloquentM]

It's fucking hot today. Why is it so fucking hot!!??

 

[coldvein]

As far as fake tits go, I like them sometimes. I more like the idea that someone would have a completely impractical, expensive surgery for the sole purpose of attracting men. I had a boss at a restaurant a couple years ago with huge fake breasts and obvious plastic surgery all over her face. I couldn't take her seriously.

really? i find that idea completely repugnant. i see that and instantly think "stupid insecure whore".

plus i just like the way real boobs are. the way they look, the way they move, etc. fake tits cant compare.

i know that one day very soon cheap great boob jobs that can replicate real tits perfectly will probably exist. ask me about it again then. the whole "i'm willing to go under the knife to attain a certain standard of beauty" thing will always be terribly unattractive to me though.

 

[Riggs]

Same here coldvein.

 

[arab]

my suzuki xl7 was optimal for banging but i've yet to bang in my car now that i've upgraded to the bimmer

fake tits are awesome to look at but unsatisfying to the touch

 

[Rubbish King]

Celebratory feast

 

[coldvein]

people are farting all around me in the comp lab

 

[Rubbish King]

people are farting all around me in the comp lab

Funfact: They call them IT rooms here

Do you use the acronym IT there?

 

[arab]

today in the computer lab, i noticed a bookmarks bar that wasn't there before. i started opening the folders and browsing what bookmarks. i saw a folder named after a girl i knew, and i curiously opened it to find a bunch of boring tabs and another folder called private. i opened it up and inside was some bookmarks of horrendously vulgar and strange porn involving ebony midgets anal fisting. there were ten to fifteen links total.

then i realized i was in chrome and that someone was logged in and had their bookmarks transferred over through their account.

then i read the name of the account and it was one of my peers. looooooooooooord.

 

[ZeroRay]

Shit, I fucked up. Pls don't tell anyone arab.

 

[Riggs]

Hah Arab, dominos really is giving me the shits guys. Maybe its the 9 beers last night too but I think it'a dominos.

 

[Snuggles]

today in the computer lab, i noticed a bookmarks bar that wasn't there before. i started opening the folders and browsing what bookmarks. i saw a folder named after a girl i knew, and i curiously opened it to find a bunch of boring tabs and another folder called private. i opened it up and inside was some bookmarks of horrendously vulgar and strange porn involving ebony midgets anal fisting. there were ten to fifteen links total.

then i realized i was in chrome and that someone was logged in and had their bookmarks transferred over through their account.

then i read the name of the account and it was one of my peers. looooooooooooord.

None of this really happened.

 

[Rubbish King]

None of this really happened.

Snuggler can we start a fresh, im tired of the abuse tashbrooke gag, i wanna get involved in conversations good 'n' proper and have fun times


Pls forgive me x

 

[AcridMeat]

Funfact: They call them IT rooms here

Do you use the acronym IT there?

Yes we do.

Were you chattin up a honey on Facebook?

 

[Rubbish King]

Yes we do.

Were you chattin up a honey on Facebook?

Nah, that's my buddy(and fellow gaffer) I am however talking to a girl i had relations with a few years ago... It's weird because I kinda have the power to ..get some (i reckon) but it's a bad idea (She used to be crazy and im not sure if she still is or not)

 

[arab]

None of this really happened.

i wish. i really wish. also fuck you.

 

[balddemon]

i wish. i really wish. also fuck you.

no fuck you, you bmw driving asshole

 

[arab]

no fuck you, you bmw driving asshole

Fuck you it's old. But seriously, fuck snuggler.