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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Rubbish King

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I'm eating Club® crackers, drinking a PBR tallboy, and listening to a reggae cover of "Dream Weaver". Has anyone ever done this combination of things in the history of the universe?

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Daym son.
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Cheers Jtwo I'm currently doing the same (minus the curse you noob).

we were drinking the same beer :D
 
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Pirates booty and then a bag of Tim's jalepeno chips
Kicked this fuckin curse. Back to the depth.
 
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It'd be cool if your character in dark souls could wear a torn wedding gown.
 
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Ewww. You stick your hands in people's buttcracks? There's sweat in there.
Jtwo I really enjoyed that PM, thanks.
Oh Christ I forgot about that. I drank too much dark souls last night.
 

Kwixotik

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Have you guys eaten beer cheese before? It's one of my favorite foods but I found out recently it's apparently mostly limited to Kentucky.
 

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
Couple of pale ales and a few pints of fosters

Dont mind if i do


Started smoking again temporarily

Have you guys eaten beer cheese before? It's one of my favorite foods but I found out recently it's apparently mostly limited to Kentucky.
I heard if you get circumcised it stops regenerating
 
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Do you guys ever watch polar bears cafe? Because I watch a lot of polar bears cafe.
 

Kwixotik

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My girlfriend surprised me with getting thick dreadlocks and told me they were permanent. I was about to freak out and have nightmares about Bob Marley sex, but she finally told me they were just braided and temporary.
 
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Yup. Haven't left the house today. Still play dark souls.

Actually I we t to whole foods and the pet store but yep. On my 4th eerie beerie.
 

lightus

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Yup. Haven't left the house today. Still play dark souls.

Actually I we t to whole foods and the pet store but yep. On my 4th eerie beerie.

My nightly routine for the past few days has been to play Dark Souls while getting drunk.

It's working out AMAZINGLY WELL.
 

ZeroRay

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steve i'm callin you out. i've never seen an empty bar in the midwest.

Maybe he's alone in the sense that no one wants to acknowledge his existence.

By any chance are you of the brown minority, Steven?

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Floridians, man.

Shit El, you in Florida? Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area or one of the loser counties?

Edit 2: Fuck it, I realized you were referring to Riggs. Yeah, he's a disgrace to THIS state if you can believe it..
 
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