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[Salsa]

the idea of a bunch of heterosexual guys trying to give advice on a gay relationship while drunk is probably the most potential GAF ever had

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Behind being the key word there, amirite? Muahaha

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

what if he just wants a blowjob? would you do that for him?

I'd be disappointed.

It's been so long since I've done anything with anyone. He was the last person I did anything with.

Spoiler

but yes

...waiting...

 

[shadyspace]

What you need to do is talk about sports guys love sports

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Fuck! I'm gonna screw up. Why doesn't he get here already?!!!

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Ok so what music or playlist do you have playing for when he arrives?

 

[Salsa]

guys like to punch each other in the chest as a joke while chuggin beers they love it

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Some old rock and roll. I'm so out of practice. Maybe som Zeppelin.

 

[shadyspace]

Ask him what his favorite car is and nod attentively while he talks about it

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Oh God. He's here. He looks so Handsome. BYE!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Some old rock and roll. I'm so out of practice. Maybe som Zeppelin.

No no, put on the doors.

 

[Acid08]

talk about pussy, bros love pussy

 

[balddemon]

i'm willing to let you have access to my amazon account for one night only so you can play 66 Must Have Sensual Classics.

edit: damn, good luck bro

 

[shadyspace]

No no, put on the doors.

This is the worst advice for every situation.

 

[Salsa]

ask him how much he can lift, hi five him no matter what's the answer

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Hope he works that wrist for ya, cfk


It's allllll in The wrist

This is the worst advice for every situation.

?:|

 

[Acid08]

ask him how much he can lift, hi five him no matter what's the answer

hi fives are the best way to say congrats to your bros

 

[balddemon]

hi fives are the best way to say congrats to your bros

 

[Salsa]

man I was trying to eat a bit less before summer (it's in december here) so I said "fuck it im not gonna have dinner"

so I cracked open a beer and it made me hungry, now im eating a burguer

this is like, the worst possible outcome, nothing in that reasoning made any sense

 

[shadyspace]

eat the burger without the bun ya dummy

 

[Salsa]

eat the burger without the bun ya dummy

too late, said "fuck it" a while ago

 

[coldvein]

seems like hi fives are kinda goin out of style, which is a bummer.

 

[Mully]

Warm Rolling Rock tastes amazing.

 

[Wool]

Oh God. He's here. He looks so Handsome. BYE!!!!!!!

I hope I'm not too late. You ought to play December, 1963 to get him in the mood. I can't imagine ever being turned down while playing that song.

Disclaimer: I am a straight virgin

 

[freenudemacusers]

the idea of a bunch of heterosexual guys trying to give advice on a gay relationship while drunk is probably the most potential GAF ever had

This is what makes drunk gaf best gaf.

Charles I prayed to Jesus that your sexual adventures are successful

 

[AcridMeat]

seems like hi fives are kinda goin out of style, which is a bummer.

Will high five the shit out of that hand after rocking initial d cabinets all night.

edit: There's some exciting loving going on in Central America my friends. RIGHT NOW

 

[freenudemacusers]

I hope he's thinking of us while plumbing mr handsomes love tunnel

 

[Snuggles]

Have you guys ever had to make a quick escape through a window?

 

[Snuggles]

I hope he's thinking of us while plumbing mr handsomes love tunnel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw2OnNoy5JQ

 

[freenudemacusers]

Have you guys ever had to make a quick escape through a window?

No but I bailed on a random chick at like 2am while she was passed out. Eugh bad memories and beer goggles

 

[shadyspace]

Irony killed the high five

 

[DangerStepp]

Dreary day; thunder cracking the sky.

I'll disappear behind these Blue Moons.

The apple of my eye.

 

[Snuggles]

Irony killed the high five

I wonder if some day in the future people will touch the tips of their dick heads together to congratulate each other

 

[Snuggles]

Jtwo have you tried the new Hotline Miami level yet? I like choosing the Rat with the silenced uzi.

 

[AndresON777]

Oh God. He's here. He looks so Handsome. BYE!!!!!!!

Put on some straight porn to get him in the mood

 

[AcridMeat]

No but I bailed on a random chick at like 2am while she was passed out. Eugh bad memories and beer goggles

Hahahhaha this brings back memories as well. The panic state is something.

 

[bryehn]

Southern Tier Choklat and Mokah are in Ontario right now. I will ne happy, drunk and slightly diabetic and jittery all winter.

 

[shadyspace]

12 pack a night at this point

 

[Snuggles]

12 pack a night at this point

are you going to be alright?

 

[shadyspace]

besides my wallet apparently

 

[Acid08]

12 pack a night at this point

jeez man

 

[shadyspace]

What is that a lot

 

[balddemon]

not really, but be careful man

 

[Snuggles]

faded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqHagzDRLic

 

[shadyspace]

Did Charlie get laid or what

 

[shadyspace]

you ever get scared over how easily you stop caring about people. I've known this girl for years, had all those lame marriage fantasies even and shit and it finally went right a month or two ago, but it didn't amount to anything and this is the first I'm thinking of her since.

 

[Get'sMad]

got a slight buzz goin tonight trying to chill myself out before tomorrow's election

http://recycleculture.tumblr.com/post/34374262762/taylor-swift-state-of-grace-recycle-culture

 

[jb1234]

Did Charlie get laid or what

Hopefully, his silence means that he's gotten multiple fucks.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

...

 

[shadyspace]

...

Aww buddy