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[Acid08]

a girl texted me for sex but i don't even want to guys

i just want a blowjob but she doesn't do them. but she gladly receives oral. it's kinds total shit.

 

[coldvein]

i just want a blowjob but she doesn't do them. but she gladly receives oral. it's kinds total shit.

thats fair, as long as she doesn't DEMAND oral..

 

[Acid08]

thats fair, as long as she doesn't DEMAND oral..

I guess man. It would be nice to receive at some point though, you know?

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I don't really play video games anymore. Not as I used.

I do kinda want to get a wiiu though.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I guess man. It would be nice to receive at some point though, you know?

Finger her until she gets super horny and desperate then ask for some mouth on penis action.

 

[EloquentM]

I feel you acid. head is amazing.

 

[coldvein]

I guess man. It would be nice to receive at some point though, you know?

i understand where both of you are coming from .. you want a beej and she doesn't want a dick in her mouth. i honestly don't enjoy going down on girls, so i try to avoid it. if they dont wanna go down on me either i totally understand. dicks are gross.

 

[Acid08]

i understand where both of you are coming from .. you want a beej and she doesn't want a dick in her mouth. i honestly don't enjoy going down on girls, so i try to avoid it. if they dont wanna go down on me either i totally understand. dicks are gross.

I do enjoy going down on girls a lot though.

It's just a give and take thing I guess. Sometimes you don't want to put in effort. This is one of those times.

 

[EloquentM]

i understand where both of you are coming from .. you want a beej and she doesn't want a dick in her mouth. i honestly don't enjoy going down on girls, so i try to avoid it. if they dont wanna go down on me either i totally understand. dicks are gross.

why don't you like going down? have you never enjoyed the euphoric delight of the 69 my good man?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Fine I'll do it for her jeez

 

[EloquentM]

whenever my ex would be apprehensive about giving head I'd sex her real good and inbetween sessions she'd go down. That might be the key for you edit: acid?

 

[shadyspace]

Take a shower and shine your shoes.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Fucking Acid08, first world problems.

Text me her number and I'll cum for you.

 

[Acid08]

Fucking Acid08, first world problems.

Text me her number and I'll cum for you.

whatever

let me finish eating these fucking canned beans straight from the can and i'll get back to you

 

[freenudemacusers]

Take a shower and shine your shoes.

Not a bad idea

 

[Salsa]

why don't you like going down? have you never enjoyed the euphoric delight of the 69 my good man?

I dont like it either

I mean i'll do it, without it being asked or hinted at even, but it's just to get her in the mood for me and I never really enjoy it that much. Not a selfish thing

 

[EloquentM]

I dont like it either

I mean i'll do it, without it being asked or hinted at even, but it's just to get her in the mood for me and I never really enjoy it that much. Not a selfish thing

to be frank I do it because I love the taste, smell, and feel of a healthy vagina.

 

[Salsa]

to be frank I do it because I love the taste, smell, and feel of a healthy vagina.

I guess I get my sufficent amount of smells and such during the act itself. Dont need to face it head on, might overdose

 

[EloquentM]

I guess I get my sufficent amount of smells and such during the act itself. Dont need to face it head on, might overdose

olfactory and taste are my favorite senses so this probably has something to do with it. something about the smell of a vagina drives me crazy. idk, man.

 

[Salsa]

idk, man.

I feel like im the one with the less popular take on it so no need to justify

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

about to get this shit started

 

[Noshino]

to be frank I do it because I love the taste, smell, and feel of a healthy vagina.

I guess I get my sufficent amount of smells and such during the act itself. Dont need to face it head on, might overdose

ask her to take a shower first if she really wants it

oethrwise i never do it unelss im really drunk, then all bets are off

 

[coldvein]

I guess I get my sufficent amount of smells and such during the act itself. Dont need to face it head on, might overdose

this is pretty much how i feel about it tbh.

the other factor is that i feel like im not very good at it, so im always super self concious when i do it.

 

[Noshino]

i dont know vein

that chick looked pretty happy at the party

 

[freenudemacusers]

Good smelling/tasting pussy is marriage material.

 

[EloquentM]

mac knows what's up.

also, vein if you don't feel good about your ability why don't you get more practice?

 

[Noshino]

Good smelling/tasting pussy is marriage material.

true

your taste in women is better than your taste in shoes bro

 

[freenudemacusers]

true

your taste in women is better than your taste in shoes bro

Don't talk shit bout my shoes b

 

[EloquentM]

Noshino, is mac's shoe game severely lacking?

 

[Noshino]

mac

<3

ps need to go drinking again bro just dont get too happy at japanese restaurants

Noshino, is mac's shoe game severely lacking?

its great

if you like the color grey

 

[balddemon]

gouty im going to make some m&c , tanks for the tip

also guys, vagina is great. i love eating girls out. but not when they are not very hygenic. the first girl i ever had sex with, her vagina smelled literaly like she shat out of it

 

[coldvein]

also, vein if you don't feel good about your ability why don't you get more practice?

i certainly could. i dunno. i guess being a skilled pussy eater isnt high on the list of things i want to be.

 

[freenudemacusers]

i certainly could. i dunno. i guess being a skilled pussy eater isnt high on the list of things i want to be.

I wonder if they sell practice pussies that connect to a computer and run metrics evaluating your performance.

 

[EloquentM]

as I was saying yesterday, eff sensitive people. If you can't laugh and have a good time then don't even bother being my friend. I'm not usually offensive but sometimes I blurt out inappropriate things and I refuse to have someone become a shill in my presence in defense of an ideal that can hardly be justified.

 

[AndresON777]

I guess man. It would be nice to receive at some point though, you know?

Damn what a selfish bitch lol. Sometimes I rather just get a blowjob than anything else

 

[Acid08]

i certainly could. i dunno. i guess being a skilled pussy eater isnt high on the list of things i want to be.

opposite for me. I'm super self conscious with actual sex but I can eat pussy really well.

 

[EloquentM]

I'm confident in both but I feel in comparison I'm better at intercourse than oral.

 

[Acid08]

I guess I should say that before the act I'm nervous but once it starts I just go for it and it always turns out good.

 

[freenudemacusers]

just don't be like that 24 year old vigin who fucked the pornstar. Now that was nervous sad sex

 

[Noshino]

I wonder if they sell practice pussies that connect to a computer and run metrics evaluating your performance.

this is better than your bagel and sweet potato business idea

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I can eat out pussy really well too. They should make a career out of it.

 

[EloquentM]

I think its pretty cool that sexual experiences vary so heavily from person to person. Somethings work and are memorable with others and some aren't. sex has personality me'thinks.....uh, I need a drink.

 

[coldvein]

i have a good personality.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

The tip with pussy eating is the tip of your tongue. Vary tongue movements, never stay static at one part of the labia. Don't forget to involve any fingers,especially on the clit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I wish my mom was around to teach me all this stuff

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Kill yourself

 

[TOM f'N CRUISE]

Finger her until she gets super horny and desperate then ask for some mouth on penis action.

then when she says "no" just walk out lol

I wonder if they sell practice pussies that connect to a computer and run metrics evaluating your performance.

wtf hahahaha

 

[freenudemacusers]

Kill yourself

 

[EloquentM]

Whats a good drink to mix with strawberry soda? I was actually thinking gin hahahaha

 

[coldvein]

Whats a good drink to mix with strawberry soda? I was actually thinking gin hahahaha

absolutely