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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Snuggler, I wanna suck your erect throbbing dick.
 
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mantidor

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I lost my glasses :( I got so drunk last night, I don't even now how I got home. This sucks so much, I'm starting to think I have a problem, this crossed a line.
 
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mantidor said:
I lost my glasses :( I got so drunk last night, I don't even now how I got home. This sucks so much, I'm starting to think I have a problem, this crossed a line.
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I've been thinking about taking out my contact lenses and going for a drive. I need to add a little spice to my life.

Am I the only one who can't get into the new The xx record? I love the first one but none of the new tracks have hooked me. The first was some really concise pop rock with some great hooks.....this one feels so meandering
 
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mantidor said:
I lost my glasses :( I got so drunk last night, I don't even now how I got home. This sucks so much, I'm starting to think I have a problem, this crossed a line.
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one time at a party, i took my glasses off to smoke weed, and set them by the closet door. then we left the room and i forgot about my glasses for a bit. then i tried to get back in but the mofo locked the door and i couldn't find him lol. so my ride ended up leaving so i had to leave as well, and i was freaking out. well then my ride back home had to leave, and turns out someone had brought my glasses to the chicks place we were staying at. what a nice girl.

btw, there's a hell of a lot more to that story but it's a long one.
 
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What the hell I bought an appletv from a vending machine today.
 
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What the hell I bought an appletv from a vending machine today.
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Ive seen iPods in vending machines in airports but appletv!? Where is this?

Re: weed, nothing bad, I just didn't care for the high all that much, a take it or leave thing. A slight beer buzz is more pleasant to me. Which is weird, cuz I used to love it.
 
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if i want to try and get laid, i can't smoke weed and drink heavily. if i smoke heavily and drink heavily, i'm super boned. i mean its not like i got game but when i'm drunk it all goes out the window and down the toilet
 
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Yeah, liquid confidence isn't really a thing for me anymore.

A few drinks can lower my anxiety, but being intoxicated doesn't make it any easier to cross my boundaries. I just get messy and space out.
 
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I really only smoke weed by myself or with one of my friends. I just feel weird being high around most people. I feel weird around people in general though, I always just think I'm on a totally different wavelength. Not that I feel like I'm better or anything but just different.

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Yeah, liquid confidence isn't really a thing for me anymore.

A few drinks can lower my anxiety, but being intoxicated doesn't make it any easier to cross my boundaries. I just get messy and space out.
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dude, totally. Sober is the best way for me to talk to women. Slight drinking buzz is aight though.
 
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Acid I wanna go to arcades with you again. I understand, even with my best friends I can feel awkward about what I say or do.

Any luck finding a new place?
 
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Acid I wanna go to arcades with you again. I understand, even with my best friends I can feel awkward about what I say or do.

Any luck finding a new place?
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Not yet man. Saw a promising place yesterday, seemed like it was going to work out, and then the dude calls me an hour after I left and says he just got a call from somewhere else and he's going to be moving out and not needing a roommate anymore.

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Ok, so I watched a movie called the mirror (1975) a little high. Didn't take my eyes off the screen. I don't what I watched. I loved every second of it though. It's the most confusing movie I have seen, either that or I'm an idiot lol. I'm so confused...
 
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What he hell since when do you grasp a weapon with two hands when you press y in dark souls
 
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Acid08 said:
I really only smoke weed by myself or with one of my friends. I just feel weird being high around most people. I feel weird around people in general though, I always just think I'm on a totally different wavelength. Not that I feel like I'm better or anything but just different.



dude, totally. Sober is the best way for me to talk to women. Slight drinking buzz is aight though.
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I can't do the being high around strangers, too weird. Only exception is movies and concerts.
 
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came back from a party last night and the road was foggy as hell.... felt like one of those horror movies

waking up to a bunch of gaf threads open is interesting....minecraft, pokemon, girlgaf, nba gaf.....

kinda feel dirty :C

dont mind girlgaf though, they are all talking about socks apparently.....and then they call us weird
 
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A few times I had to take a shit in class after drinknig copious amounts of coffee. I alwayss had to sprint to the bathroom and take a shit on the floor.
 
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Cushin for the pushin is all fine and dandy. I enjoy curves and love grabbing onto them while having sex, but there's no better feeling than having the ability to pick a girl up and fuck her royally as you hold her in your arms.
 
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Gretzky's got some sick genes. Gotta make her my baby mama.

We should post hot chicks ITT more often. Mods don't come here.
 
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