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drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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EloquentM

aka Mannny
SalsaShark said:
dat feel when you realize how prominent your true bald spot is because of a double mirror right before heading out

effing genetics bro

such bs

its as if nature felt like they should fuck me up in some way cause otherwise other men wouldnt stand a chance against my hawtness
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it could also mean you have copious amounts of testosterone. /thebrightside
 
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Salsa

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Eggman said:
Salsa, baldies still get pussy. Look at Atramental.
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I am totes confident in my ability to get pussy

I just lose confidence from a personal area, like comfortable with myself. I remember how I used to look and I sigh

it happens more sporadically as time goes by though. Can barely remember now

the current bummer is that I can still can rock like a 1cm buzzcut without much telling, EXCEPT for one apparent bald spot in the back that clearly has less/lighter hair. it blows, im alright with balding but I dont wanna go 8-ball just now
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
SalsaShark said:
dat feel when you realize how prominent your true bald spot is because of a double mirror right before heading out

effing genetics bro

such bs

its as if nature felt like they should fuck me up in some way cause otherwise other men wouldnt stand a chance against my hawtness
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What's your hat situation? Maybe start wearing a fedora. Pop something on there and forget all about it.

Anyways, I should probably not drink again today but I might drink again tonight. I've been playing X-Com for about eight hours straight now. I just lost one of my favorite troopers. :(
 
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Heese-

Your daily intake of protein and carbs in one dose. 10 doctors recommend it.
 
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ZeroRay

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You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.
 
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Sblargh

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Drunk ffrom absynthe is a bit different, there's this side that like, I'm anesthe... I can't type this word. That stuff they give you to not feel pain.
 
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Sblargh

Banned
ZeroRay said:
You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.
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I get you, like, I'm not from any minority except being from a 3rd world country and even this, I feel like it's cheating, everything is easy, I'm so fucking lazy and still, I can spend 300 bucks on a spider-man comic. Fuck this. Being middle class white heterossexual even if I'm polyamorous, nobody hates me for it, they just think I'm a pussy who allows my girlfriend to cheat on me or that I'm cheating on her and lying, whatever. It's not hard. Life being white is easy, but life as a whole, being alive is not all that awesome.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
ZeroRay said:
You white people always wanna be other races.

It's not all that cracked up to be. I mean the white chicks being all over you is fine, it's just the rest of it.
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You guys get to be so exotic though. It sucks being a generic white guy.
 
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balddemon

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i wish i had a black dad who was still here. actually i don't even care if he walked out, i just want black ppl genetics.

i'm cool with being white doe
 
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arab

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3 things:

1.) i'm gonna watch cedar rapids cause i have it in 720p

2.) does anyone else know of buzz balls? they're popping up everywhere but they look like christmas ornaments filled with fourloko

4.) penis
 
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Wool

Member
Does anyone have a gif that would give a "Gimme a Break" type of message? What about that one where the guy is in the bleachers putting his hand in the air and shaking his head?
 
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freenudemacusers

Member
lol evertyhiyubg just went crazy omg haha

We apparently escorted an underage bar hopper all over town while she screamed at us and kept hitting my friend in the passenger seat. He started screaming at her and was gonna hit her back then we got up the bar. This is where we found out she was both a underage and b lived on a military base. Good luck getting back on lol

My friend was trying to fuck another girl in the car but they got in a fight over it lol

I love Montana lol
 
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Salsa

Member
At the bus stop listening to matthew dear. Drunk.

Girl I wanted to/thought I could bang went home with another guy

feels disappointing man
 
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Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
My dad's white.

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AcridMeat

Banned
macuser1of5 said:
lol evertyhiyubg just went crazy omg haha

We apparently escorted an underage bar hopper all over town while she screamed at us and kept hitting my friend in the passenger seat. He started screaming at her and was gonna hit her back then we got up the bar. This is where we found out she was both a underage and b lived on a military base. Good luck getting back on lol

My friend was trying to fuck another girl in the car but they got in a fight over it lol

I love Montana lol
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That sounds entertaining to say the least.

Drinking and listening to Hyetal, got fed up with dying in super mario bros 3 so deciding between Hotline Miami and Walking Dead ep. 4
 
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Salsa

Member
jesus christ I really feel disappointed with tonight, everything went wrong

shit, shit, SHIT night. Thank god for alcohol

bed.
 
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EloquentM

aka Mannny
Fucking drunkenness. I just like, spilled my heart to my best friend right now. Fuck, wtf. Wtf. That's not part of the game. I feel like I've failed myself.
 
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