drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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Now this is totally my opinion, but that was fucking awful. This is the shit you guys listen to when you're drinking? Jesus. To each their own though. I can't be listening to softcore porn style r n b or whatever you want to call that when Im getting half cut.
 
You and I work out so I think it's okay.

haven't lifted since 2 mondays ago though. maybe tonight.
fortune cookie from panda express says "everything will soon come your way" sounds like the break I need. haha.

also I decided I want to do something with math and spanish but no idea what.
 
I wish they would make fortune cookies that talked some real shit. Everything is always positive.

Too many people just can't handle the truth. You put your loved ones are plotting against you in a cookie and the next thing you know dozens of people are offing their families and Panda Expresses are being burnt to the ground left and right. Keep it vaguely reassuring and no one has to die or get sued.
 
so what can I do with a math major and spanish minor/double major in math and spanish? besides teach , obviously.

Anything you want besides the obvious doctor/lawyer thing. But you'd just be especially good at math and spanish.

Why not accounting? As a bi lingual you'd be making real good money.
 
I like the stripper idea. my parents suggested being an actuary. accounting would be good too. I just like doing math though. whatever. I'll just take classes and figure it out later.
 
I like the stripper idea. my parents suggested being an actuary. accounting would be good too. I just like doing math though. whatever. I'll just take classes and figure it out later.

CPA's make great fucking money man. Look into it and hey, if everything works out for you doing something else, it'll be a great fall back spot
 
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